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Hello!

2008-11-03T16:14:00.001+11:00

I feel like I've neglected this blog dreadfully. I am ashamed! So here goes my first post in god knows how long.

I'm kind of in love with Polyvore, it's very addictive, so I thought I'd make a Dita Von Teese set (don't google image her without safesearch on, I'm just saying)!
Because she is fabulous, that's why.

dita1 by mirixo

Outfit un:

Lace corset with corsage
Dita can clinch her waist down to 16 and a half inches. SIXTEEN AND A HALF INCHES. OHMYGOD.
goddiva.co.uk

Skirt
Because the corset is so fancy schmancy, you need a plain skirt.
to-dress.ru

Earrings
They're pretty even though they're from Forever21, okay!
Forever21.com

Brian Atwood pumps
Any self-respecting ~~stripper~~ burlesque dancer needs at least too many pairs of pumps.
net-a-porter.com

Christian Louboutin Suede fringed bag
Christian Louboutin! Enough said, thank you very much.
brownsfashion.com

Yves Saint Laurent ring
Accessories are the key, ladies and cross-dressers.
brownsfashion.com

Outfit duex:

Vintage 50's rock'n'roll belted cotton dress
In fact, she wore one just like this (see below).
candysays.co.uk

High heeled red shoes
I don't want to visit "pussycatshoes.com" for fear of what I might find, really.
pussycatshoes.com

Valentino handbag
Again, Valentino. Expensive but if you can afford it, why not.
trendora.com

Chanel earrings
Everyone needs a pair of Chanel earrings. So if anyone would be so kind as to buy me some...
chanel.com

ASDFGHASDDFGH.

2008-10-22T07:58:00.002+11:00

Hey y'all.
Yesterday, we had a whole school photo.
Well, it was a year level photo.
But they are just going to copy and paste all the year levels photos together so that it's a whole school photo.
LOL. For the year level photo, I'm in the front row cos I'm vertically challenged.
But in the whole school photo, I'll look like I'm standing. ^_^

We watched Schindler's List in Religion.
It was really sad even though I didn't really understand it. >_>

I watched the Simpsons yesterday.
It was SO funneh.
Coin collecting is pretteh cool, kk. (Well, I don't collect coins.. I'm too lazy)
When the Simpsons finished, I was like, "Should I watch Kenny?"
Cos my friend (Well, a family friend) said it was funny.
And I was like, "I suppose I should watch it..."
Anyway, it was pretteh lame.
No offence.
I prefer humour such as Rove, Carrie and Pete. Oh and Ryan and Hamish and Andy. LOL.

And yeah.
Bye for now but not forever.
ROVE IS ON SUNDAY NIGHT!!! X]
-excited-

THE ARIAS.

2008-10-20T08:06:00.002+11:00

The ARIAS was on yesterday.
I was slightly disappointed cos I wanted to watch Rove but Hamish and Andy were really amusing at the start of the show so I decided to watch the ARIAS.
I didn't watch all of it (just till 8:30) but Gabriella Cilmi won 6. I was so proud.
It is really scary that Gabriella Cilmi is younger than me yet she has achieved more in her life AND she can sing. I fail at life. X'[

Also, I saw the Living End get an ARIA thingy. And they played White Noise. ^_^
I love that song.
Apparently Pink performed too. And Gabriella Cilmi. WHYY DID I MISS IT??
Oh well. Good times, anyway.

I went to the Art Show yesterday (Scones are yum!) and the Fete (Krispy Kreme FTW).
They were both fun. Read about them on my other blog.

Speaking of my other blog, I'm thinking of just having one blog.
It'll probably be Zoidberg Tales cos that has all the stuff (and junk) on the side.
So yeah.
It will just mean that you will only have to read one of my blogs. Instead of two. KK?

Later, peeps.

GOOGLE

2008-10-18T16:47:00.002+11:00

Hey peeps.
Who likes Google?

I do. X]

SEMI FORMAL! X]

2008-10-17T08:24:00.003+11:00

Wow.
My semi formal was last night. ^_^
It was awesome!
We went in and everyone was either dancing or sitting down/talking. I just went to my table cos that's where my friends were.
And then, they played Just Dance by Lady GaGa. And everyone was like, "OMG, YAY!"
So we all got up to dance (or in my case, stand around watching).
Then we had dinner which was a buffet and there were, like, so many different foods.
Except it wasn't fair cos all the foods had meat and my friend could only have salads.

Anyway, after dinner, we went up to dance. (Well, I didn't really dance. -_-)
And they played some really good songs like ABBA and Grease and Hot N Cold and yeah.
But some songs they played weren't as good. Like Metro Station and Miley Cyrus.
Oh and after they played ABBA, they played this really bad song and I was like, "Ohh, can you put ABBA back on?"

Then, for dessert, we had Tiramisu (yum!), pavlova (even yummier!) and many more great desserts.
I was planning to go back for seconds but I didn't want to be a pig. >_>

After dessert, we all danced again. (Well, everyone 'cept me).
And then, they gave out awards.
My friend won "Most Outrageous Costume." She came as the devil. And apparently the principal (who is a music-hating nun) gave her a mean look. Cos the devil is EVIL in a Catholic school.

L-R: Me dressed as Snow White, Miri as a devil, Aparna as a princess, Markos who was Aparna's partner. X]

Anyway, it was a fantastic night! ^_^

WHAT ARE THE IR SERIES?

2008-10-13T19:04:00.002+11:00

Can someone plz tell me about the IR series?
Everyone on Dale Thomas' blog is all like, "OMG, congrats on making the IR series."
And I'm totally confused because I have no idea what the IR series are.
My brain is about to explode.

Anyway, in lighter news, Mitchell Johnson likes music such as Soulfly (heavy metal band - I never will listen to it EVER) and My Chemical Romance (I read that in an article today ^_^).
I like one song by My Chem. Romance. Which is Teenagers. And it's awesome.
Back to the topic of Mitchell Johnson (who is adorable and unignorable).
He has a new piercing. On his tongue.
I know, right.
Mitchell Johnson is basically the only person who I like that has facial piercings and a tattoo. (Not including some people in my year 11 who have facial piercings).

I had a Chemistry test today.
My brain exploded halfway through due to hard questions that were too difficult to answer.
I mean, how do you calculate ppm and ppb?
Also, how do you change LITRES into GRAMS? WHAT?
I cheered up when we had Religion.
We watched Keeping The Faith. It has Ben Stiller in it.
It is about a rabbi, a Catholic priest and a girl (Anna) and they are all best friends.
Anyway, the rabbi and priest are both in love with Anna.
But Anna knows she can't date the priest cos he can't marry or have a sexual relationship.
So she dates the rabbi (Ben Stiller).
I kinda wanted her to date Brian (the priest). He was so cute! And he was willing to give up his whole priest career to be in love with her. But she didn't want to. X'[

After religion, we had General Specialist Maths (or GMZ as some people call it).
Don't ask me what the Z stands for.

Then I had my Biology SAC.
After the Biology SAC (which was pretty easy - hopefully I get a good mark) the teacher handed our practice exam back.
And the teacher was all like saying how people made up some words on the exam.
And also, there was a question that was like, "What is this fossil?"
And someone in my class went, "A special fossil" or something like that.
LOL.
No one in my class went well on that exam. Actually, maybe someone went well.
I got 28/75. FAIL.
Luckily it was a PRACTICE exam. Phew.
I have about three weeks of study.

Well, I should go now.
See ya!

INSTRUCTABLE IS SUCH A GOOD WEBSITE.

2008-10-11T19:38:00.003+11:00

LOLDUDE.
I found an awesome website (courtesy of Aidan) which has all this DIY stuff.
It is pretteh rad. It is called Instructable.
I found one DIY activity thingy and it was VAMPIE.
Which is like a vampire pie.
I was all like, "OMG, Twilight! ^_^"
So yeah.

Did you know Kirsten Stewart's phone number was posted on the internet and then it wasn't really Kirsten's number? LOL.
I should post my phone number on the internet but pretend it is RPattz'. And then, everyone will call me and I'll be popular for once in my life. X]

For my semi formal on Thursday, I'm dressing up as Snow White. ^_^
I'll bring along an apple (poisonous, of course) and I'll just sit there for the whole night eating an apple.
Maybe I should just bring a toffee apple. They taste nicer. Well, I haven't tried one (cos my mummy is evil and won't let me) but they look nice.
And I've eaten toffee cos we made it in Food Tech. And then we added pink food dye.

Guess what?
The Amazing Race is coming back on Channel 7!
Except the stupid Americans have already seen it.
Americans get everything. They get to see the Amazing Race first AND they get to be next to Russia. WHY SO MEAN, AMERICA? SHARING IS CARING!

Anyway, the Amazing Race shall be good.
My favourite Amazing Race couple would have to be Rob & Amber.
Amber was so cute.
And then Rob was funneh. =P
I also liked Dustin and Kandice. Cos Kandice reminded me of CANDY.
Tyler and James were a good couple too. I called them TJ. Ah, good times.
That's all that I can remember from The Amazing Race.
Oh wait - there was that short girl. I forgotten her name. =[

Oh well. I shall go now.
I have Maths questions to do and a Biology and Chemistry SAC on Monday.
Help me, dudez. Plz.
Also, say hi to your mum for me.
*swivels around in chair*

LOL. X]

2008-10-10T18:35:00.002+11:00

Today was Gabriella Cilmi's birthday.
She turns 17 which is MY age.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GABRIELLA CILMI!!!
Okay, I'll shut up.

I did my Biology Practice Exam today.
So freaking scary.
There were questions that I didn't understand like translocation (wtf is that?) and apoptosis. Well, I do know stuff about apoptosis but we didn't learn it in DETAIL.
Argh.

Anyway, the rest was pretteh good.
I want to go REALLY well on this exam cos I only got an average score on my last exam. Well, I think it was average. C+ is kinda average, yeah?

In English, we had to write a practice Feature Article. And one of the topics was Genetically Modified Foods. So, I changed it to Gene Therapy cos that's what my Biology SAC is on.
And yeah.
So, I'm going to do the feature article on Gene Therapy cos it'll help me study for my SAC.

Also, I have a Chemistry test on Monday.
It is on Stoichiometry.
Maybe I could get my friend to do the test instead of me.
Cos she likes Stoichiometry and what not.
Hmm... I'll consider that...

LOL, the Twilight trailer leaked on to the internet today.
It was meant to be on the internet in the afternoon but it came out in the morning.
Haha. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Summit Entertainment!

I'm going to go now.
Later, peeps.
Say hi to your mum for me!
P.S. Hold on tight, Spider Monkey! -funnyquote-

YAY. THREE MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL TILL THE WEEKEND!

2008-10-07T17:59:00.002+11:00

Hey peeps!
I watched the Simpsons yesterday! ^_^
And today, we watched Keeping The Faith which was a fantastic movie.
Ben Stiller is in it. He's the rabbi.
And the rabbi is friends with a Catholic priest (I know, right!)
Oh and the rabbi and the priest are friends with a chick who doesn't really have a religion. Well, she might. 'Cept she doesn't say what it is.

Anyway, it is a good movie.
I like Religion classes when we watch movies. That's what religion should be about. MOVIES.
We should watch The Simpsons in Religion class.
I mean, Ned Flanders is VERY religious and Reverend Lovejoy is a priest.
And Homer is a lazy Christian cos he doesn't like getting up early to go to church. He is like me.

I'm gonna go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. I got 66% in my Accounting SAC. It was exciting cos the highest mark in the class was 67% and the lowest mark was 6%. ^_^

LOL.

2008-10-05T11:42:00.003+11:00

So.
Yesterday I was kinda sad.
Cos I could have seen Buddeh Franklin AND Nathan Buckley.

In lighter news, Rove is on tonight.
I'm presuming Kaz James will be performing cos that's what the TV Guide told me.
I like Kaz James. I found out yesterday that he was in the Bodyrockers or something.
I was all like, "WHOA. O_O"

'Cept I never really liked any songs by the Bodyrockers. I just like WEEEEEEEEEE... HOLD ON by Kaz James.

Also, Kaz is a pretteh name.
It has a 'z' in it.
So, it's like JAZZ. Which is a great name cos it's a genre of music that I like AND a nickname of a girl's name - Jasmine. And Jasmine is a pretteh flower that smells nice. X]

Anyway, I shall go.
Later, peeps.
Bye for now but not forever.
P.S. I do remember a song by the Bodyrockers. It was all like, "I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE..."
But I never liked it. Not as much as WEEEEEEEEEEEE... HOLD ON. ^_^

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... HOLD ON.

2008-10-03T16:32:00.002+10:00

I cannot get on to Live Journal. Life sucks.
Anyway, I was watching an ad for Rove for the Sunday night show and it said that Kaz James was performing.
So I went on to the website and it doesn't even mention Kaz James!

I like Kaz James' song that goes, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. HOLD ON. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. HOLD ON, etc."
And yeah.
I always sing along.
LOL, me and my mum were in the car and the song came on the radio.
So I was like, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. HOLD ON."
And my mum was like, "Uh, yes. -confused-"
Ah, good times.

Anyhoo, hopefully Kaz James does perform on Rove.
'Cept he can't beat Lady GaGa's performance. That was magnificant.
^_^

Heh heh, the Idols are singin' ABBA songs next week. Do you know how many times I've seen an Australian Idol ad this week telling me that Idol is singing ABBA? About 1 million.
Is Australian Idol getting desperate so they make the Idols sing songs from a good band and advertising it a lot?
Well, it ain't convinced me.
I'll purposely watch Dancing With The Stars (Paul Licuria FTW!) on Sunday so that Australian Idol can get what they deserve - an axing.
And then, I'll be back to watching Channel 10 on Sunday nights - SIMPSONS HOUR!! ^_^

Later, peeps.
P.S. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... HOLD ON.

AN UPDATE.

2008-10-02T15:49:00.002+10:00

Channel Ten axed 90210!
LOL. I never watched that show. Except I did watch it last Monday night cos my friend really liked it so she was all like, "LAURA, YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT!"
And I was like, "FINE. Hmph."
So I watched it and it was kinda funneh cos one of the people was asking all these Biology-type questions. I think one of them was studying.
I didn't really understand the whole show (and I didn't know who the characters were).

So yeah. I just found out that 90210 got axed.
WOW.
Why would you axe 90210 when there is CLEARLY someone who watches it (my friend) and not axe Australian Idol when CLEARLY no one watches it?
It would be better for me if Australian Idol was axed cos 1) they might put on Simpsons repeats and 2) Rove will start ON TIME for once.

UGH. I don't even watch 90210 or anything else at that timeslot. So the axing of 90210 doesn't affect me. DAMMIT.
I can think of some other shows Channel 10 could have axed.

Australian Idol. That's an obvious one. Cos no one watches it.
Friday Night Download. If we want to view video clips, we'll search for them on You Tube. This show is pretteh pointless.
Kenny's World. If we want to watch toilets for half an hour, we can go to our own bathroom and stare at the toilet. And we don't want a running commentary on it, either.
Neighbours. Sorry, I just had to put this one on. Anything with Dean Geyer on it is pretteh bad, in my opinion.
Taken Out. I don't know why, it just bores me.
Bondi Rescue. I don't know. It just bores me.
The Jamie Oliver show where he killed a chicken. You put me off chicken for a week, Jamie! I HATE YOU! T_T

And yeah. That's all.
If you know any more, just comment.
Oh and if one of your favourite shows is listed above, just shoot me, k? Cos I'm sorry, I was only naming shows that I don't like. And I'm a loser so yeah. You probably wouldn't agree with me. -lame-

BUDDEH. ^___________________^

2008-10-02T15:30:00.004+10:00

Hey everyone!
I have exciting news.
There is a place near me and it's called Southland. O_O
And Buddy Franklin will be in Southland on Saturday at the Telstra shop.
He'll be there from 12pm till 2pm, I think.
Hopefully, I'll be there. And I'll be all like, "BUDDEH, WHY'D YOU BEAT JIMMY BARTEL?"
And he'll be all like, "Um... okayy... -confused-"

One of my goals (on my other blog - Zoidberg Tales) shall be achieved if I do get to see Buddy!
I can hug him! (Hopefully)
WOW.
I'm so excited now.

Well, that's all I'll say in this post.
See ya, peeps! X]

STUFF. AND DALE THOMAS.

2008-10-01T12:07:00.002+10:00

Howdy everyone!
I just went to teh library (nerd!) and I got the book called Before I Die.
Lots of people say it is really good yet really sad.
I have read the first chapter which consisted of me laughing out loud cos she made a funneh comment.
Tessa (main character) said she didn't want the blackberries.
So the guy was like, "What do you want?"
And Tess was like, "I want a baby elephant."
And it was funneh. ^_^

Also, I found one of Jaclyn Moriarty books (yay!) which is called Spell Book or something.
It seems really good.
I was going to get her other book, I have a bed of buttermilk pancakes, but it was in the Adult section and I don't want to go in there - the books are too hard. Also, I'm lazy.
-coughi'malosercough-

The last thing I'll say on books is - NATHAN BUCKLEY'S BOOK IS OUT NOW!
/capslock
Yeah. Nathan "I'm-A-Bad-Speller" Buckley has a biography out.
Kinda like Strauchanie's 'cept less funnier, of course.
Dale Thomas needs to write a book. Oh, wait - he writes blogs instead. ILY, DALE.
Anyhoo, I haven't read Nathan Buckley's book yet.
I'll have fun with it though because I'M SURE it'll be full of spelling errors.
I mean, that's what you expect from someone who calls their sons Ayce and Jett.

But me and Dale will call our children weird names.
Like, Apple or Banana.
Or Heath.
Heath isn't weird, though.
I haven't heard of many people called Heath.
There is only Heath Shaw, Jack Heath, Heath Ledger and my friend's boyfriend.
WOW. If I were a boy, I'd want my name to be Heath.
I'd be the coolest guy in the world.
It would be like THE MAX POWER WAY.
Except it is just like the wrong way - but faster!

Y'know what would be funneh?
If one of the categories on Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader was called "Rove."
And the question would be like, "WHO WOULD YOU TURN GAY FOR?"
And the kids would all be like, "Oh, damn. I should've studied for this one..."
LOL.
And then, you win an extra $20 for naming who you'd turn gay for.
WOW.
So you could end up with five hundred thousand and twenty dollars.
^_^

I'll go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. I just applied for Coles cos my application form expired cos it only lasts for a year. Wish me luck!

ROVE IS PRETTEH COOL. ^_^

2008-09-30T12:25:00.002+10:00

Howdy peeps!
The Simpsons is on tonight!
At 7:30 pm. ^_^
ANDAND it is on at SIX O'CLOCK!!!
Also, Wipeout is on too. YAY FOR THE BIG BALLS.
(Oops, that sounded wrong)

And Survivor is on but I'm not watching it cos I never do.
ALSO, none of my ~lovely bloggers are going to blog about it.
I was kinda hoping the TV Week blogger would blog because she actually likes Survivor and stuff.
And then, I was hoping for Petstarr (aka Bland Canyon blog) to blog about it. Except he doesn't blog about Survivor. Fair enough, I wouldn't want to watch Survivor either.

Okay, I'll shut up.
LOL, I've been practising the stuff that Rove does. Cos I want to be like him. X]
Like, for example, y'know how when Rove is talking to Tom Petrovsky and then he swivels around to say the "Things I love" segment? Yeah, I've been practising the swivel. I'm not very good at it but I'm trying.
Also, I like the "Say-hi-to-your-mum-for-me" part. That's a classic.

So yeah. Soon, I'll have my own TV show and it'll be like exactly like Rove's.
Except I'll be the host.
And the show will be called, "LAURA."
And Carrie Bickmore will say the ~news and Peter Helliar will do Petespace.
Oh and Ryan Shelton will do his investigating stuff. That's always funneh.
The celebrity guests on the show can be Dale Thomas and Jimmy Bartel and Buddy Franklin.
Great show, huh?
I'll probably get worse ratings than Australian Idol and I didn't even know you could get WORSE ratings than Australian Idol. O_O

Okay, fine. I won't copy Rove.
I'll just audition for 5th Grader and pretend that I'm 11 years old. Unbeknowns to them, I'm actually 6 years older. ^_^
Wouldn't it be so cool to have Rove as your teacher?
Like, what would the classes be like?
Rove would be like, "Now, class, time for the quiz on what you've learnt. Laura, you're up first!"
And then the scenario would be like:

Rove: Start the clock. What is the first letter of the alphabet?
Laura: A.
Rove: How many sides does a heptagon have?
Laura: 7.
Rove: What is the longest word with no vowels?
Laura: Rhythm.
Rove: And the last question: Who would you turn gay for?
Laura: Um, I don't know. Damn, I should have studied this. I should've known this question would be on the quiz. Um, I'll say Gabriella Cilmi and Brooke cos they have nice shoes. ^_^
Rove: Well done. You deserve an A+ and here is your $20.

LOL, great scenario, yeah?
Rove would be the best teacher.
^_^

Later, peeps. X]

SAY HI TO YOUR MUM FOR ME!

2008-09-29T09:39:00.002+10:00

I watched Rove yesterday.
And Lady GaGa was performing.
Now, I like her song (Just Dance) and everytime it comes on the radio, I'm like, "YAY!" Because it is MUCH better than some of the crap songs radio's play.
But when Lady GaGa was performing LIVE on Rove, it was better.
She makes it really entertaining to watch. ^_^
Also, the things I love segment was pretteh cool too.
Ryan Shelton was all like, "I love making friends... I once made a friend called Becky out of sticks and stones... Becky, if you're watching, I really miss you..."
Ryan is hilarious. I laughed for like a minute after that.
And then Carrie Bickmore's. It was like, "I love how people say, "it's the new black". And I punch them in the eye and say, "like that?"."

And I watched the end of Australian Idol (because that show finished later T_T).
And some chick was being all cute and shy.
Then she came out and sang Hook Me Up by The Veronicas (I know, right) and she did it in a kind of sexy way.
So, the judges were all like, "Um, that didn't suit you.."
And one of the judgesw (I didn't see which one - probably Kyle) said, "It was like Mother Teresa at a lingerie party."
And Gee and Jimmy were like, "Uh, maybe we should ignore that comment..."
Yeah, it scarred me. =[
Not happy, Jan.

On my tombstone, I want an advertisement for Cadbury. Preferably a picture of a gorilla.
And then, everyone will stand near my grave and be like, "Oh, I'll miss Laura. -cough- . Let's all have chocolate to drown our sorrows."
And yeah. X]

GEELONG VS HAWTHORN GRAND FINAL

2008-09-27T16:48:00.002+10:00

Hawthorn are winning. :'[
I kinda wanted them to win but then I saw Jimmy's cute face and I was all like, "JIMMY FTW!"
I'd rather see a Sad-Buddy face than a Sad-Jimmy face.
Jimmy's too cute to cry.
And I also don't want Chance Bateman to win. His hairstyle is ridiculous. It is like long dreadlocks and it looks HORRIBLE. He can't win.

And also Jimmy is working harder than Buddy. Jimmy has had more kicks and disposals and what not. ILY, Jimmy, You deserve the Norm Smith medal.

At the Show, I got a Dale Thomas badge.
It looks pretteh.

Did I mention that Dale Thomas won Tool Of The Year?
He did.
And also, on Wednesday, he did a cooking thingy at Crown Casino (I read this on his blog) and guess who won the cook-off?
DALE THOMAS.
Yes, that's right. My boyfriend can cook. ^_^
Which means that I can marry him and there's no pressure on me to cook the dinner. YAY!

This Grand Final is SO annoying.
Bateman just got a free kick. But then Buddy (my ~lovely champion) got a goal. Which made it all better.
Oh, Buddy, why so awful to little Jimmy?

EW. Last freaking quarter. And bloody Hawthorn are winning.
-whinges-
And now the captain (Sam "I-Think-I'm-So-Great" Mitchell) has kicked a goal.
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP KICKING GOALS????

Gosh, there are about 100,000 people at the MCG. ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND!
Whoa.
That's a whole heap of people.
I hate this game. And I'm sure the Geelong supporters hate it EVEN MORE.
How can Geelong win EVERY match ('cept one) but LOSE the Grand Final?
Is that even possible?!?!?!?!

Some Hawthorn guy just sealed the game.
That Hawthorn guy is going to die.
BRB, just going to the MCG to kill some Hawthorn people.

EW. EW. EW. EW. EW. EW.
I hate Hawthorn.
Maybe they should stop being so arrogant.
Jimmy Bartel has NEVER been arrogant.
NEVER.
NEVER.
Never in his whole life has he been arrogant.
Jimmy is the sweetest guy ever.

Oh, look who's going for goal?
It's Jarryd Roughead.
What a surprise.
I hate him.

If Jimmy Bartel doesn't win the Norm Smith medal, I'll kill someone. And it will most likely be Chance Bateman. And his hair. T_T

Some Hawthorn guy is on crutches.
Oh wait - it's Trent Croad.
The drug-addict.

LOL, Geelong kicked a goal.
Never say die, says Tom Lonergan who just kicked a goal.
Oh, Tom. I'm glad you're nice to my little Jimmy.

I'm going to go now.
I'll blog again when I find out who the Norm Smith medallist is.
I could be angry or happy depending on that medallist. ^_^

ANGUS, THONGS AND FULL FRONTAL SNOGGING IS A GOOD BOOK.

2008-09-25T13:43:00.004+10:00

So, I have an idea for the semi formal.
I'll come wearing a pair of ~gorgeous red boots (kinda like Gabriella Cilmi's except hers aren't red).
And I'll wear dark-ish jeans (dark blue/navy) and any random top.
Except I don't have any red boots. I'm gonna buy some. Even if I only wear them once.
Yes, I may look hooker-ish but that is part of the plan.
The theme is 'in your wildest dreams' not 'in your normal dreams.'

Anyhoo, I was reading the TV Guide in hope that a good TV show was coming on. (i.e. The Amazing Race, The Mole, Futurama, The Simpsons at 6pm, etc).
And I found something nearly as good. Survivor. Although it is on late at night, the TV Week blogger hopefully will blog about it. Which means, she'll blog more. YAY.

LOL. I had a yummy breakfast this morning.
It was from McDonalds and I had bacon & egg McMuffin AND a hash brown. But the best part was the chocolate shake. Mmm...

I finished the book Town by James Roy.
It was awesome.
Jack is SO funneh.
Same with Angela and Hattie and Jordan. Oh and Jordan's Chemistry teacher.

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader is on tonight.
Rove is pretteh cool.
And the kids are cool too. They are like me when I was in Grade 5. Except they are more energetic and smiley. I was quiet and shy. And also, they have plans to be comedians and astronauts and science-y stuff. I had no plans. I was like Lisa Simpson because I liked maths and english and science and everything except sport but they weren't actual occupations for the future.
I suppose I'm more like Lisa Simpson than those 5th grade kids. Except my daddy wasn't funneh.

Oh wait - speaking of people being funneh, I was reading Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging and Georgia inherited a big nose from her father. So she goes up to her mum, "Why'd you marry dad?" And her mum was like, "He makes me laugh."
And then, Georgia was all like, "Well, Bart Simpson makes me laugh and I'm not going to marry him."
LOL. ILY, Georgia. You're cool like Bella. ^_^
I'm only up to page 70 in that book, though.
Oh and Georgia's friend, Jas, fell in love with a guy called Tom. And Tom goes, "See you later." And Jas was all like, "OMG. He said see you later. OMG. He said see you later. OMG."
And it reminded me of my friend who said hi to the guy she liked and he nodded at her. So my friend was all like, "OMG. He nodded at me. OMG. He nodded at me. OMG."
LOL. She thought that nodding was a marriage proposal. O_O

Anyway, Georgia fell in love with Tom's brother, Robbie.
And Georgia was walking down the street pushing the pram which her sister, Libby, was in.
And Robbie came walking towards them.
So, Georgia says hi. And they chat for awhile.
And then, Libby goes, "Georgia did a big poo in the morning." Right in front of the guy Georgia had a crush on!
I burst out laughing at that part.
Anyway, Robbie was like, "Uh, okayyy."

And yeah. Georgia is pretteh funny.
Oh and at Georgia's school, they have to wear berets. And no one wants to wear berets because it flattens their hair and makes their hair look shit. Oh and they walk past the guy's school every morning so you gotta look pretteh when walking past guys.
So they found a way to wear it so it was hidden. So that the guy's couldn't see it yet the teachers wouldn't tell them off.
Strict school. I wonder what school it reminds me of. Oh yes - my school.
My school don't wear berets but we HAVE to wear our blazers to and from school.
And if you rock up in sports uniform on a non-sports day, you'll get a detention.
Or if you are in the classroom at lunchtime because you are cold outside, you'll get a detention.
Basically, the school is strict. Or maybe the teachers need company when they stay after school. Teachers at my school SRSLY need a life.
I mean, my Biology class has to come in to school DURING the holidays. Don't the teachers have better things to do? Like, getting drunk at parties, taking drugs and going to strip clubs.

Anyway, enough talk about teachers.
The BUDDY AND JIMMY SHOW is on Saturday.
I want Buddy to win because Jimmy had his glory last year.
I'm going now. Later, peeps.
Don't forget to party like it's 1989!

I WANT RED SHOES

2008-09-23T11:32:00.002+10:00

Yesterday, I turned on the TV to watch the Brownlow and Australian Idol was still on.
And some girl was singing so I presume she had been eliminated.
This girl had brown hair and a pretteh face.
Oh and she was wearing RED boots. Kinda like Gabriella Cilmi's but they were RED.
Anyhoo, my point is that this girl was the spitting image of Gabriella Cilmi. The only difference was the girl looked younger yet she must have been older to be on Australian Idol.
Also, this girl was really sweet and she made the other contestants cry because the song went, "ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU." And this girl sang that line whilst looking at her fellow contestants. Well, the camera was mainly on a Casey-Donovan-lookalike and she was bawling her eyes out.

Anyway, I want a pair of red boots. And a pair of red skinny leg jeans.
Oh and the girl's name was Brooke which depressed me slightly because now there are NO Brookes left in that stupid competition.

I'll just continue watching reality TV shows like Survivor, The Mole and The Amazing Race where the fate of the contestants isn't in the audience's hands.

Anyhoo, I also watched the Brownlow.
I was excited at the start because my little Jimmy Bartel was a favourite to win.
LOL, it was kinda funneh when Andy Demetriou read out Round 2 results instead of Round 1. And then he read out Round 22. Y SO FUNNEH, ANDY?
Anyway, the Brownlow was pretty crap because the umpires didn't give many points to Jimmy. And Simon Black was winning for like the whole time and I don't like him because he is a Brisbane Lions player.
I was going for Dane Swan, Jimmy Bartel and teh wonderful Richo who nearly won.
Before they started the Brownlow, the camera went around to all the favourites who could win the Brownlow medal. And when the camera showed Richo, Richo stuck something up so that they couldn't see his face. And I was like, "LOLDUDE. That's what I do. ^_^"

It would have been nice for Richo to win. His team are ALWAYS in ninth position so he hasn't made the finals for AGES.
Richo can't help it that his team suck.

But no, Adam Cooney won. I was kinda glad he won instead of Simon Black. But I really wanted Jimmy to win because that's what I predicted.
So yeah. Horrible night for me because Brooke with her gorgeous red shoes left Australain Idol (I don't even watch that show anyway) and Jimmy Bartel, Dane Swan or Richo didn't win the Brownlow. I blame the umpires. Especially that number 17.

I'm going to go now.
Later, peeps.

CELEBRITY PROFILE: LUKE PRITCHARD

2008-09-21T15:12:00.002+10:00

Full Name: Luke Pritchard

AKA: Sam Teh Lovable Hobbit, Lukey, etc

D.O.B: 2nd March 1985 (age 23)

Signifigant Achievements: Being in the band, The Kooks. They have two albums out - the current one is called Konk. Luke is the lead singer.

Not-so-significant Achievements: Nothing at all.

Stalker Rating: Moderately High. The chicks (like me) would find adorable and unignorable. I'm sure there are chicks out there who want his babies but not me.

"How can I become one of the said stalkers?": Check out his album, Konk, and keep updated for when he and his band go on tour. Also, check out the band's myspace, wikipedia page and his band's own website.

Other (un)Nessecary Information: Luke is a British kid meaning his accent is teh coolest. He developed a speech impediment as a child. He is notoriously humble on the stage and the songs on the Kooks' first album are written about his girlfriend, Katie Melua.
Photographic Evidence:

He is kinda cute, don't ya think?

GRAND FINAL: BUDDY VS JIMMY

2008-09-21T15:05:00.002+10:00

The Grand Final is on Channel 7 on Saturday.
And Geelong will be playing Hawthorn.
It is like Jimmy Bartel VS Buddy Franklin. The winner shall be showered in love by me and the loser shall be burnt at a stake. Actually, I just realised I could never burn Jimmy or Buddeh. They are too special and funneh. And in Jimmy's case, gay. (I don't care if Jimmy has a Danish girlfriend - guys who bring ~guys to the Brownlow are gay or just weird).

Anyhoo, if I were a guy and I played football, I'd bring a guy to the Brownlow.
And everyone would be like, "That's different."
And I'd be like, "Uh huh."
I'd probably take Dale Thomas or Sam Teh Lovable Hobbit (Luke from the Kooks) to the Brownlow.
Speaking of Luke, he was on Video Hits this morning. Ah, good times.

COWS ARE SO FUNNEH.

2008-09-20T12:51:00.002+10:00

It's a mermaid cow. ^_^
There is a country town in mah state and there are pretteh-ful cows in that ~lovely town.
Do you want to see a Shrek one?
It is the Shrek cow! It looks pretteh cool.
ANDAND it is Spiderman Cow!! X]
LOL. Spiderman = cool. ^_^
Breakfast cow makes me hungry.
I had an egg for breakfast today! EGGS FTW!
Oh and I found MINI-COW. He's pretteh tiny. They call him LOW COW.
He is vertically challenged like me. LOLDUDE.
Oh, wow! It's a cow who goes, "MOO-FOURLEGSGOOD-TWOLEGSBETTER-MOO."
He's from Animal Farm. He's an ally of the pigs. ^_^
Speaking of two-leg cows, here is DAISY THE COW. (Get it?)
Daisy is Dale Thomas' nickname. Yet Daisy could be a cow's name too. I think.
Bananas, anyone?
BANANAS IN PAJAMAS!! Or not...
Actually it is MR. COW IN PAJAMAS. GOODNIGHT, MY PRECIOUS COW. GIVE ME SOME MILK IN THE MORNING, K? AND I'LL HAVE A SIPAHH STRAW TOO. MMM...
Last but certainly not least, is the AUSTRALIAN COW. He supplies McDonalds with Australian Beef. LOL.
AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE! OI, OI, OI! X]

I hope you enjoyed the Cow Festival. Keep updated with new and exciting things to happen.
Later, peeps.
Say hi to your mum for me!!

ANGUS, THONGS AND PERFECT SNOGGING - LET'S GO TO SEE IT AND LAUGH OURSELVES SILLY.

2008-09-17T19:58:00.003+10:00

OMG. The Walkathon at my school is tomorrow. I hate walking. I'm so lazy. >_<
Anyway, we get pizza on that day. YAY!
Pizza = yum.

Tomorrow I have three SACs. Ew.
Except one is a Math Methods one (kinda easy) and the other is a Biology one (not really easy but still). We get to have notes for both those SACs. ^_^
And the other SAC I have is a Chemistry one that I have to hand in tomorrow.
Speaking of Chemistry, does anyone know what Green Chemistry is?
Actually don't worry about it. I'll ask Google. And it isn't due till the 16th October.

My old primary school is having a Fete soon!
On the 19th October.
I love the Fete. Even though I don't go to primary school anymore.
My favourite thing at the fete is the souvlakis. Mmm...
AND I looking at all the food like cakes and stuff. And I'm like to my mum, "Can I have a cake plz?" And my mum is like, "Yeah, sure. Did you bring your money?"
And I'm like, "No. I was kinda expecting you to pay."
LOL. I've been deprived of Nutella and chocolate for my whole childhood. Except on special occasions and stuff.

The Royal Melbourne Show is starting tomorrow.
ANDAND Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging is coming out tomorrow too!
LOL, I'm going to go see that movie and I'll just laugh myself silly.
It shall be fun.
I haven't read the book though. Maybe I should.... *goes to library*
I just found out that ANGUS, THONGS AND FULL FRONTAL SNOGGING is the first book in a series of NINE books. Wow. I'm going to read them all. And I shall laugh till I cry.

I have found some slang present in these books.
Examples are:
BLODGE - Biology
Omg, we're going to be late for Blodge!
FROGGY - France
Let's all go to Froggy!
And there are heaps more.

So yeah. I'm going to get those books no matter what it takes.
I need something to laugh at. LOL.
Georgia Nicolson sounds like a nice person who is kinda obsessed with kissing and nunga-nungas.
Well, according to wikipedia, that's what I found out. ^_^

And yeah. That's is my life summed up in a few paragraphs.
Oh wait - I forgot to mention the bad news. Well, we don't know if it is GOOD or BAD news. Yet.
Scott Burns might be retiring. He was going to have a chat with Mick Malthouse (lol - I nearly wrote Mick Molloy) today. And the decision should be decided tomorrow.

Oh and the Brownlow Medal is on Monday (Mad Monday for some) on Channel 10.
The TV Guide said 8:30 pm. But I am smarter than that and I know that Australian Idol will go for longer (as per usual) and the Brownlow Medal won't start till midnight.
Poor little Jimmy Bartel. He thought he was getting the Brownlow medal on Monday.
It looks like he'll be getting it a week later, depending on how long Gee and James M decide to talk for. Oh and I mustn't forget the judges who could talk for centuries and not get tired. Well, they've probably been living for a century - don't they all have grey hair? Or maybe not.

Anyhoo, later peeps.
Say hi to your mum for me, k?

SAM TEH LOVABLE HOBBIT

2008-09-16T08:07:00.002+10:00

Okay. The Simpsons weren't on last night.
I was pissed off.
I turned on the TV at 6 pm. And Taken Out was on. >_>
That show is BAAAAAAD.
So I thought that maybe Channel Ten did the old Switcheroo and swapped Taken Out and The Simpsons. So, I turned on the TV at 7 pm and what the hell is that music?
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUU!
Where is that music from???
THE TV, OF COURSE!
Friends was on.

So basically, Channel Ten are Cold Hard Bitches.
Who the hell watches Taken Out?
ANDAND who watches Australian Idol?
Hopefully Australian Idol and Taken Out get axed. ^_^

But don't worry guys. I got cheered up.
By this BLOG. I found a blog. And he/she blogs on Australian Idol. It is just as funny as the TV Week blog.
LOL. There was a dude called Jonny in the Final 12 and he got eliminated. I wonder if he had pretteh blonde hair like Johnny from the Galvatrons... Hmm...
ANDAND apparently Ms Jordin "I'm-More-Popular-Than-Kelly-Clarkson" Spark(le)s was performing last night on Australian Idol. O_O
WHYY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME???
She probably sang Tattoo or One Step At A Time. They are my favourite Jordin Sparks songs.

I'm going now.
Later, peeps.

AUSTRALIAN IDOL = WASTE OF TIME

2008-09-14T11:28:00.002+10:00

Collingwood lost. Against St Kilda. That might mean that Collingwood is bad because they lost to a bad team.
Oh well.
Let's just move on, shall we?

So, the AFL Grand Final is in two weeks. Approximately.
I have made some predictions.
Some of these predictions won't be true if St Kilda beat Hawthorn.
My predictions are:

It will be a Geelong-Hawthorn grand final. (Geelong will obviously get into the grand final)
Hawthorn will win. (Because Buddeh is pretteh cool)
Last year, Crazy John offered $1 million to a player who kicked 10 goals in the grand final. If he offers the same offer this year, Buddy will get the million bucks.
Lastly, Jimmy Bartel will win back-to-back Brownlow medals.

They are my predictions.
But if St Kilda beat Hawthorn this week, then Geelong will win the Grand Final. Obviously.
The only team that can beat Geelong is Collingwood. And maybe Hawthorn if they try hard.

Okay, I'll stop talking about footy.
I watched Video Hits today.
Yes, I am a nerd.
Anyway, the host was interviewing Nathan from Faker.
ANDAND Nathan had red hair.
I was all like, "OMG! Nathan, why so cool?"

And in the newspaper, there was a two page article on teh Jonas Brother. Or the JoBros.
I read it all.
Such an achievement. ^_^

Rove is on tonight.
Except it is on later because bloody ('scuse the language) Australian Idol has to go till 9:30 pm.
Let's all watch Australain Idol tonight and throw bricks at the screen.
I'll supply the bricks.
Apparently there is a Tom Williams on Australian Idol.
I call him "TEH MOLE" because he is the host of the Mole. Or WAS the host of the Mole because the Mole hasn't been on for AGES.
Or maybe the Tom Williams on Australian Idol is different from the awesomely cool Tom Williams. Hmm...
Oh well. It's not like I'll be voting for him.

That's what I like about The Mole, The Amazing Race and Survivor.
The host doesn't say, "Audience, you have to vote for your favourite!"
I kinda hate shows where the audience/viewers have to vote.
Because I can't be bothered voting.
And anyway, it is an absolute waste of money.
I mean, fair enough if you are voting for someone because you know them in R/L (real life).
But if you don't even know the person personally then what is the point of voting???
It isn't like that person is going to go to your house and be like, "Thanks for voting, dude. Let's be friends, k?"
No, that person has got other things to do. i.e auditioning for stupid reality TV shows.
So, don't bother texting to save/evict a contestant on TV.
Text your friend or someone that actually loves and cares for you.

I've had enough ranting.
You can argue against me. Go on, I dare you.

Later, peeps.

HELLO. ^_^

2008-09-11T17:23:00.003+10:00

I did a Twilight quiz. And I got...
Alice Cullen You are Alice Cullen. Your ability to foresee danger and misfortune doesn't diminish your bubbly optimism. You are a force to be reckoned with -- anybody with enough sense knows, you never bet against Alice.
Hehe. LOL.
Except the quiz kinda annoyed me. Like, the questions were okay.
But then it started asking me, "Do you want an iPod? Do you want an iPhone?"
And I would be like, "NO! SHUT UP!"
And it gave me all these surveys. And at the top, it says, "IF YOU SAY YES, GIVE US YOUR MOBILE NUMBER."
So yeah. Don't say 'yes' if you do the quiz, k?

Guess what?
For my Accounting SAC, I got the highest mark in the class.
39/48
I was all like, "OMG! ^_^"

ANDAND in Maths, we had a mini maths test. It was just five questions that we had to do without a calculator.
And first two people who finished the quiz first and got all the answers correct got TWO freddo frogs. And guess who one of the people who got two freddo frogs was?
ME. That's right. It was ME.
And everyone else got one Freddo frog. And me and my friend (who is, like, some kind of genius) got two because we're smart.
Also, another girl got two because it was her birthday.

Ah, good times.
School was good today.
I had three subjects that I am good at. And the other subject was a bludge. Which was English.
Speaking of English, we are watching Little Miss Sunshine tomorrow!
Dwayne is pretteh cool.
He doesn't talk.
Someone probably threw acid on his face like that chick in So Much To Tell You.
Kidding.

And yeah.
Life is pretteh good.
That will change when I've had Chemistry on Monday.
We are doing a Titration prac. EW.
I need a miracle. Srsly.
Will someone do my Titration prac for me, y/y?
I'll pretend to be sick on Monday.
That Boomtown Rats song will come in handy...

Later, peeps.

OMG. THE WORLD IS GONNA END... ARGH.

2008-09-10T16:42:00.002+10:00

Hey peeps.
Apparently the world will end today at 5:30 pm.
Just so you know, I love you all. ^_^

At my school, the Biology students get ducks or chickens.
They are so cute.
My friend called her duck Daddles because that is the duck's name who comes on when someone gets a duck in cricket.
ANDAND someone called their chicken Popcorn. As in Popcorn Chicken. Geddit?

Good times.

I did my Maths homework. Uh huh.
It was easy.
We are doing differentiation and limits and stuff.
^_^

In English, we have to write a narrative/poem/essay on relationships.
And my story is pretteh cool.
It is about a 13 year old kid whose name is Heath. And his older brother Rhys is really mean to him. So Heath gets all upset.
But then Heath wants revenge on Rhys.
Good story. I hope.

I should go now.
Later, peeps.

P.S. If you are reading this on Thursday 11th September 2008 or later than that, then the world didn't blow up. Obviously. ^_^

LOLDUDE.

2008-09-08T17:50:00.003+10:00

Hey peeps.
I found good comic strips. OMG.
They are above as I can not be stuffed bringing them below. >_>

Anyhoo, if you can't read some of them (because the writing is too small), you can borrow my glasses. *pushes glasses through the computer and emails them to y'all*

Lol, in Biology, we were doing work and the class next door had the radio on. And guess what song was on?
Love Song by Sara Barailles. ^_^
I was all like listening to the song and my teacher was like, "Uh, Laura. Are you distracted?"
And I was like, "Um. No."
Twas funneh.
And then Take Me On The Floor came on. And my friend looked at me because she knows I like that song. And I burst out laughing.
ANDAND everyone was like, "O_O! It's the song from the bus!"
Exciting stuff.

Collingwood are playing Saints on teh weekend. Scott Burns might be playing. We need him. He's our captain. Hopefully he doesn't retire this year. Stay another year, Scott Burns! Plz!
If Scott Burns gives up the captaincy this year, then Strauchanie might be captain.
That would be cool.
He'd be all like, "DUDEZ, CBF ABOUT TRAINING. SEE YA AT THE PUB. HEATH WILL DRIVE ME HOME, K?"
And Heath will be like, "Nah.. I'll take a taxi."
And Didak will be all like, "I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME, STRAUCHANIE. JUST PRETEND YOU AREN'T IN THE CAR, Y/Y?"
Lolol. I love mah Heath. He has a pretteh name.

For the semi formal, I should go as Strauchanie and eat Mars bars all night.
Or I could come as Heath Shaw. Anyone want a ride home, y/y?
My friend said she'd come as Edward's Volvo and pretend to drive around fast at the semi formal.
So I'll come as Heath Shaw, bring some beer (even though I don't drink alcohol), drive around fast at the semi formal and crash into people. Good idea, huh?
And then I'll drive people home afterwards. Ah, good times.

The theme for the semi formal is "In Your Wildest Dreams," I think.
Or it might be 1920's. I'm not 100% sure.
Speaking of dreams, I was watching Video Hits because I have no life.
And there was a song on. And I didn't know the singer but the song was called Neapolitan Dreams. And it was really good. Well, I'll admit I was thinking of ice cream while the song was playing.... But still.
I have Neapolitan Dreams all the time. I always dream about food - especially Neapolitan ice cream. Mmmm... I'm hungry now. Time for dinner.
Later peeps.

DALE THOMAS IS PRETTEH.

2008-09-06T17:38:00.002+10:00

Collingwood are into the second week of the finals.
They beat Adelaide (Yay!) by about 29 points.
So yeah. Bring it, St Kilda! Prepare to be thrashed... *dun dun DUN*
Or we might play Geelong. But I doubt it. Has anyone ever beaten Geelong? (Except Collingwood)

Anyhoo, yesterday at the school production, I took a bag of lollies and some biscuits. I felt proud.
Tonight I'll take some more. I'll bring a bag and stuff it with food.
Lol. I could bring the big coat that Marge wore the Candy festival thingie.
And I'll stuff food into the coat. I'd look even fatter than I already am but oh well. I just love food.

Rove is on Sunday night. ^_^
Kenny will be on. Y'know the dude who cleans toilets? And he was in that movie that I never saw called Kenny. When that movie was in cinemas, I was like, "Who'd wanna watch a movie about a dude cleaning toilets?"
Except I never actually found out what the movie was about.
And then I was watching the Grand Prix and there was a celebrity race.
Shane Jacobsen (aka Kenny) was in the race. I was all like, "Shouldn't you be cleaning toilets?"

Anyway, Breaking Dawn is fantabulous, so far.
I only have 100 pages to go. ^_^

Y'know how they have gumball machine outside shops and they cost 20 cents?
Well, today I saw one outside a supermarket.
So I was all like, "Mum, can I has 20 cents to get a gum ball? Plz."
And my mum was like, "Okay."

So I inserted the 20 cents and only one freaking gum ball came out.
I was all like, "Dammit. Y SO MEAN, ~MR GUMBALL MACHINE?"
And the gumball machine was like, "^_^"
And I was like, "I HATE YOU."

Ah, good times.
I still got to eat mah gum ball though. Twas yummy.
^_^

A POST WITHOUT MENTIONING DALE THOMAS AND BUDDEH.

2008-09-02T19:28:00.004+10:00

Today, we found out that someone suggested to have the theme of the semi formal "Tribal."
We all burst out laughing. Srsly.
What was that person thinking?
That everyone would rock up to the semi formal half-naked with paint all over their body?
LOLWHAT?

Anyway, another suggestion for the semi formal was "In your wildest dreams."
I'd come as Strauchanie and eat Mars bars all night.
And everyone would be like, "Can I have a Mars bar? ^_^"
And I'll be like, "NO!"
It'll be funneh. Lucky I'm not taking a guy to the semi formal or he'd get no attention from me. But then again, no one gets my attention. Except the food. The food is kinda sick of my attention.

Bella beat Emmett in a arm wrestle.
And she was all like, "YAY!" So she started breaking rocks and stuff.
And Nessie was all like, "LOL. ^_^"
And Bella was like, "OMG, YOU HAVE MADE PROGRESS! LOL."
Nessie has also spoken her ~first word. Which is Momma.
And her first sentence was, "Momma, where is Grandpa?"
LOL. ^_^

That's all I have read in the book. I'm a slow reader. *lame*
TV Week blogger = funneh.
She blogged about Australian Idol (which I didn't watch).
But the blog was still good. One of the people did Black & Gold by Sam Sparrow.
I was all like, "Thank God I didn't watch it."
Because I HATE that song. No offence.

I also hate that song that goes, "Drinking whisky from the bottle.. Singing sweet home alabama all summer long."
I have heard it WAAAAY too much.
I mean, I like the song that is called Sweet Home Alabama. By Lynyrd Skynyrd. (Way too many y's, lol)
But I HATE the Kid Rock song. Even though it mentions Sweet Home Alabama.

I want the Mole back.
My ~friend has been mentioning "Tom Williams" a lot. So I've been thinking about the Mole a lot.
Me: NO WAY!
Tom Williams: Way. ^_^
Best quote ever. Not as good as, "It was an adrenaline rush. It's quite common. You can google it." Because that line is said by the one and only Edward/Robert Pattison/Cedric.

I had an Accounting SAC today. I went absolutely fantastic. Well, at least I think I did. I haven't got the results yet.
But I did get the results of my other Accounting SAC which I did last week.
I got 42/80. Which is 53%.
Sucks to be me, lol.

I'd better go now and watch mah favourite show (well, one of my favourite shows) WIPEOUT.
Hasta la vista, baby.

OH MY GOSH. BUDDEH FRANKLIN, ANYONE?

2008-08-30T20:40:00.003+10:00

BUDDEH!! ^_^
He kicked 100 goals.
And everyone ran out onto the ground.
They were all like, "BUDDEH! CAN I HAS PHOTO WIF YOU, PLZ?"
And Buddeh was like, "SURE THING, LOLOL."
Yeah. Good times.
It was funneh.
Fev needs 8 goals and he hasn't kicked one yet.
And it is his last game for the season.
So he is all like, "KICK IT TO ME! I WANNA HAVE PPL RUNNING ON THE GROUND FOR MEEEEEEE!!!"
So yeah.

Breaking Dawn is SUCH a good book.
I won't give away spoilers.
Read my ~LiveJournal for the spoilers and recaps.
On LiveJournal, you can do an LJCUT thingie. It is good for spoilers.

Buddeh is AMAZING.
Sorry but I won't get over this.
OMGASDFGHASDFGHASDFGHOMG.
So exciting.
*dies*

'Kay, I won't talk 'bout footy.
I'm just so excited for ~my little Buddeh Franklin.
I wanna hug him.
Lolol.

Anyway, I'm going to go and be a rockstar (like Pink) and read Breaking Dawn.
See ya!

MY 27 GUYS. (EVEN THOUGH I ONLY HAVE 10)

2008-08-28T16:55:00.002+10:00

I had three SACs today.
Scary.
The Trigonometry test was SO hard.
Well, the first question on the Tech Active test was difficult. The rest were brilliant. ^_^
I feel like a nerd saying that.
Anyway, hopefully I will go well.
I won't find out till next week though. Actually, I don't want to find out. I probably failed. *freaks*

In the Accounting SAC, my Balance sheet won't balance.
I was all like, "Y SO MEAN, ~MR SAC?"
And the SAC was like, "HA HA."
Then it laughed at me.

I set up a DeviantART account. Only because my ~friend was all like, "DUDE, DEVIANTART IS TEH BEST."
And I was like, "K, DUDE."
So I made an account.
And I have no idea how to use the damn thing.
So yeah.
I uploaded two pictures on to it.
They are both South Park versions of people. One is of Edward Cullen (~hot) and the other is of Timothy Commandeur (~even hotter).
And yeah.

The writing on the side of this picture says, "Seth Clearwater was curled up on a patch of dry pine needles in the shadow of a thick spruce, his head on his paws. His san-colored fur was almost invisible against his open eyes. He was staring at me with what I imagined was an accusation."

How cute is that picture? Aw..
Someone on DeviantART made that picture.
Seth is so adorable. I'd marry him except he is, like, 15. And he won't get any older for a long time.
I want to run up to Seth and hug him.
And I'd be like, "OMG, I LOVE YOU, SETH!"
And Seth would be like, "UH, OKAY. >_> ."

Lol. I'm so funneh. ~NOT.
Y'know who is funneh?
This guy (scroll down plz)....
I love ZOIDBERG. ^_^
For my wedding with Dale Thomas, I can have 27 guys for the "best man."
That's what my friend is going to do.
And the 27 guys are guys that I have had a crush on or something like that.
Let's make a list:

Timmy Commandeur
Seth Clearwater (or the actor who plays him)
Edward Cullen (or Robert Pattison)
Buddeh Franklin
Zoidberg (yes, I know he is a cartoon)
Scott Pendlebury (He is SO cute)
Nathan J. Brown.
Heath Shaw
Jack Heath (He may not be good looking but the best blogger has to be included)
Johnny (from teh Galvatrons)

Well, I need to get 27 and I only have 10. Shoot.
If you think of another guy I could add, just comment this post.
And yeah.

Bye for now but now forever.
Lol, maybe I should add Elliott. *dies laughing*

ASFGHASFGHASFGHASFGHASFGH.

2008-08-26T16:55:00.003+10:00

Okay, everyone. The fan fictions will stop for now.
Another one might be up on the weekend if you're lucky.
I don't know. Depends when I'm free or busy. I'll check my diary. (Uh, yeah, I just realised I don't have a diary because there is nothing to put in it).

I had a reflection day today.
The guy was so funny.
And the cupcakes for morning tea were like AWESOME.
I had three. I felt like a pig. Wait - I am a pig.
For lunch, we all brought food and had a shared lunch.
So I sat there, stuffing my face with chips, lollies and chocolate.
And everyone was like, "Gosh, I'm full."
And I was like, "Me too." But I continued to eat.
Lol, at the reflection day, we discussed different ways to be stressed out and what not.
And people were saying they overeat when they stress.
And I'm like, "LOLDUDE. I DON'T NEED TO BE STRESSED TO OVEREAT. I JUST EAT."

But yeah. It was a fun day.
And the semi formal is two weeks after the holidays.
I was like, "OMG!"
Except I'm not taking a guy. I don't know any guys that I could take.

I have three SACs on Thursday.
A Maths test (easy), Accounting test (Argh) and the worst of all, an English oral presentation (I'm dead).
The last time we had English orals, our teacher srsly fell asleep in one of the orals.
Except you kinda expect that from a crap teacher, yeah?

Today at school, we were discussing that new Cadbury ad on TV.
And it has the gorilla playing the drums.
I think it is awesome.
The gorilla is SO adorable. I want one.
AND IT WAS PLAYING DRUMS.
How many times would you see a gorilla playing drums?
He would make the best drummer ever.
Sorry, Timmy but you have been taken over by the gorilla. But you can be second, k?
See? It is my new boyfriend. He is SO hot. I'd do him ~any day.
I have three boyfriends now. Actually make that four.
Dale Thomas, Timmy, Edward and the GORILLA! ^_^

Ah, good times.
Actually I have another boyfriend. Y'know that cute one in the movie Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy? I'll show thee a picture.
Cutest guy ever. His name is Marvin.
I call him Marvin the Martian. Geddit, lol?
I'm funneh.
Well, at least I think I'm funneh. Which makes my self esteem higher.
Even though no one laughs at my jokes.
They all stare at me like I'm a weird alien from the planet called IMAKEUNFUNNYJOKESANDISRSLYCAN'THELPIT.
Great name for a planet.
I should suggest it as a competition for ~Mr Steven Herrick~.
The competition will be CREATIVE NAMES FOR PLANETS. =]

I'll go now. I'm sure you have had enough of me.
Check out this blog if you are planning on replacing me.

FAN FICTION #4

2008-08-24T10:49:00.002+10:00

If you haven't read the other fan fictions, I'm warning you to read them now. Or at least read them before this one. Please.

~FAN FICTION #4~
We arrived back at Jacob's house.
"What do you want to do now, y'know?" Jacob looked at me.
"Uh, I don't know." I looked nervously at my blue suede shoes.
Jacob's face brightened. "We can ride motorbikes, y'know!"
"Oh, Jake. My mother would kill me if I was on a motorbike," I told him.
"Y'know, that didn't stop Bella." He looked at me with pleading eyes.
"Dude, I'm not Bella. Seriously." I just glared at him.
"Y'know, y'know, y'know, y'know, motorbikes are cool, y'know?" Jacob pleaded.
"NO, I DON'T EFFING KNOW!" I yelled.
"Gosh, Laura. Calm down. So..." Jacob started.
"SO WHAT? I'MA ROCKSTAR!" I yelled again.
"You're impossible." Jacob walked away from me and into his house.
"Good. I didn't want to be with you anyway!" I stormed off and walked in the direction of Leah's house.
It took awhile but I made it.
I walked inside the house.
"Hello?" I called. "Is anyone home?"
"OMG, it's Laura!" Leah shouted as she ran toward me.
"Hey Leah," I said, hugging her back, "Is anyone else home?"
"Nope. Why?" Leah looked at me, curiously. "What happened?"
"Oh, nothing. I'm just bored. I was going to spend the whole day with Jacob but we had a fight."
"Oh."

So me and Leah played Monopoly for ages.
It was so much fun.
Then my mobile rang. It was my mum.
"Hey Mum!" I said.
"Laura, something bad has happened."
"Ugh. What?" I frowned.
"Well, I was driving to Sue's house to pick you up and..."
"What happened?!" I cried.
"I was driving to pick you up just then. And in my haste, I ran over a girl... So, I'm here with he girl's family and the girl's boyfriend.... If I give you the address, could you come here?"
"Uh, sure." I wrote down the address. "Thanks. See you soon."
I hung up and looked at Leah.
"My mum told me to go to this house," I said, showing her the address.
"I'll drive you," she grabbed some keys and headed outside.
So I followed and jumped into the car.
We drove there and Leah stopped the car so I could get out.
"Oh, I know this house!" I said, "It's Bella's!"
Leah looked at me. "Are you sure?"
"Sure as sugar. Bye." I hugged Leah goodbye and headed into Bella's house.

I rang the doorbell and a guy answered.
He had golden eyes and pale skin.
"Hello," he said in a sweet, velvety voice.
"Um, hi. Is my mum here?" I asked. "I'm Laura, by the way."
"Oh, yes! She is," the guy said, "Come in."
I stepped into the house and walked through to the kitchen.
My mum was there with Bella, the golden-eyed guy with his arm around Bella and another guy who looked like Bella's dad.
Everyone looked up when I entered the room.
"Laura!" my mum called, weeping.
"Um, hello. Did you run over Bella?" I asked her.
But Bella talked instead. "I didn't get run over, Laura. Edward saved me." She nodded towards the golden-eyed guy.
"But I swear I ran over you. Edward wasn't even nearby!" My mum was crying.
"He did. Just believe it." Bella's dad said.
"Okay." My mum dried her tears. "We'd better go now. Thanks."
"That's okay." Bella reassured my mum.
"I'm so sorry." My mum looked apologetic towards Bella.
"It's alright. I'm totally fine." Bella nodded enthusiastically.
My mum and I left the house and drove away from Forks.
THE END!

Don't worry everyone. There should be another fan fiction. With more Edward, k?

FAN FICTION #3

2008-08-22T12:40:00.002+10:00

Yeah, if you haven't read Fan Fiction #1 or Fan Fiction #2, do that now.
There are hyperlinks on the side if you don't know where to find them.
Or you can just scroll down. Simple as that!
If you have read both fan fictions, grab a seat and get relaxed for this next one...

~FAN FICTION #3~
So, I wanted to do something good today.
Something thrilling yet safe.
Something where I could stop thinking about vampires and werewolves.
They were seriously starting to scare me.

So I headed off to Forks.
It would be a long walk but I've been there before.
Leah took me there a few days ago.
I reached a hiking store. It looked so awesome. It actually made me want to go hiking/camping.
So I went inside.
"Bella!" I yelled, when I saw her at the counter. She was standing next to another boy about her age.
"Hello Laura." Bella smiled at me.
"Do you think I should go hiking or camping?" I asked her.
"Uh, I don't know. Do you have anyone to go with?"
"Oh, right. Maybe another time," I said, "See you around, Bella!"
"Bye," she said, with a wave.

So I headed to the milkbar to buy something to eat.
I was so hungry even though I'd basically just eaten breakfast.
But the walk to Forks did take a lot of energy out of me.
I bought a chocolate bar and continued walking. I walked through a forest which I thought was awesome. I love trees. Hugging trees is the best. It really shows I'd marry nature over a guy anytime.
So I walked through that forest and came to a clearing. With a tent.
The tent looked huge and I was tired.
I looked inside the tent and it was bare - absolutely nothing in it. So I slept on the floor and relaxed my tired muscles.

A few hours later, I was woken up by loud howling. I was so annoyed.
"Damn." I walked outside of the tent.
There was a russet-coloured wolf sitting there staring at me.
"Um, hi. Please don't kill me," I told the wolf. I hoped it spoke human language.
The wolf got up and ran into the trees. A moment later, an orange boy walked out. Jacob!
"Oh, hi Jacob!" I said, "I didn't know you were there. Did you see that scary wolf that was here a minute ago?"
"What wolf? Oh wait - that was me. Sorry to scare you." He came closer to me.
"So, what are you doing out here?" I asked him.
"Y'know, a bit of hiking, I guess." He sat down on a rock. "Come sit next to me."
I squished onto the small rock with Jacob. "Hiking sounds fun. We should do some together!"
"That would be so much fun, y'know," Jacob said happily, "When shall we hike, y'know?"
"I don't know."
"Ok, how about tomorrow, y'know? I'll meet you at Leah's at 6am, y'know?" Jacob put his long arm around me.
"Sure." I grinned and rested my head against his shoulder.
"Y'know what I want?" Jacob said, breaking the silence.
"What?" I looked at his orange-tanned face.
"I want some food, y'know. I'm so hungry, y'know."
"Let's go home then! You can take me to your house because Sue mightn't be home."
"Y'know, that is such a good idea." Jacob stood up and hoisted me up. "Gosh Laura, you are a genius, y'know."
"Yeah, I do know."
And Jacob lifted me up and sprinted back to his house.
THE END!

MY LOVELY FAN FICTION #2. ^_^

2008-08-20T19:58:00.003+10:00

This story is continuing on from the previous one, k?
So if you haven't read the other one yet, scroll down and do so NOW! ^_^

~TWILIGHT FAN FICTION #2~
I jumped in the car just as Bella was starting the engine. It was so loud. I turned up the radio to deafen the engine's noise.
"I kissed a girl and I liiiiiiked it..." I started to sing along.
"Laura, could you please not?" Bella asked.
"Kay." I sniffled.
Bella drove me to my cousin's house and I quickly got out.
"Bye, Bella!" I called, waving goodbye.
She waved and drove off as soon as I was inside the house.

I walked through the house to the kitchen.
"Hey, Sue!" I said, cheerfully.
"Laura? Where have you been?" Sue seemed worried.
"Uh, I went for a walk on the beach. Then I chatted to Bella."
"Ah, okay. Dinner is almost ready. Where is Leah and Seth? Can you find them?" Sue asked me.
"Yeah, okay." I went upstairs. Seth and Leah's rooms were empty. Shoot. Where are they?
So I checked near the TV. Not there.
I checked outside. Not there.
I went back to the kitchen. Not there either.
"Sueee!" I whined. "I can't find them!"
"Oh, Laura. They always run off on me. I suppose we'll eat dinner without them. They can have dinner when they get home."
So Sue and I sat down to eat a delicious bowl of pasta.
"Mmm," I said. "This is so yum. Thankyou Sue."
"That's okay. I'm glad you like it."

After dinner, I went to Leah's room to read my book.
About an hour later, Leah walked in.
"Oh my gosh, Laura! I had the bestest time ever!" she exclaimed.
"Oh, really?" I asked, grinning.
"Yeah, really. I got to run around with the other boys. And I shared all my thoughts!" Leah said, proudly.
"Is that what werewolves do?" I mused.
Leah stopped what she was doing. "Huh?"
"Uh, you're a werewolf, right?" I looked at Leah, cocking my head to the side.
"Um, yeah. How'd you know?"
"I met Bella today. She shared your secret." I smiled proudly.
"So.. are you scared of me? That I'm ... a .... a... a... a monster?"
"Well, not really. You're still the same Leah as you've always been." I hugged her happily.
"Aw, thanks." She hugged me back. "You're such a good friend."
I grinned. It was nice to have friends.
Leah and I went downstairs to watch TV.
Seth was already there, sitting on the couch. Sitting next to Seth was a orange-coloured boy with long-ish hair.
"Hey Seth!" I called.
"Hello," he called back.
"Laura, this is Jacob," Leah introduced me to the other boy. "He is our werewolf friend."
"Okay. Hi Jacob!" I smiled at him.
He smiled back. "Hey." Then he turned to Leah. "Leah, y'know that show on TV that I always watch? Y'know? I always think about it, y'know. I just can't remember the name and Seth can't remember me thinking about it, y'know."
"No, I don't know, Jacob."
"Y'know..." Jacob started.
"WE DON'T KNOW, JACOB!" Leah nearly yelled it. Then Leah walked out of the room. I followed.
"What the hell was that about?" I asked, confused.
"Jacob always says y'know a lot. And I find it bloody annoying. Ugh."
"Oh. I see." I looked at my blue suede shoes. They were so pretteh today...
"Laura, let's go to sleep! I'm tiiired," Leah yawned.
We walked upstairs again just as I heard Jacob mention the name "Bella."

In the morning, I woke up to find Leah gone from her bed. Where did she go in the mornings?
Feeling irritated, I went to eat breakfast.
Coco Pops.
^_^
Then I went outside in hope that I'd find Bella again. Or someone else that was mildly interesting...
THE END

MY LOVELY FAN FICTION. ^_^

2008-08-19T19:32:00.002+10:00

Storytime!
*everyone groans*
Don't groan, I will try not to bore you!
*everyone groans again*
Well, I might bore you but you still have to read it, k?

~TWILIGHT FAN FICTION~
The wind blew into my face. I looked down at the waves crashing against the cliff. But I didn't care. I just wanted to jump like all teenagers do.
"NO, DUDE!" I heard someone yell.
I looked where the voice came from. A girl with dark brown hair was screaming at me.
"I WANT TO JUMP!" I yelled back at her.
The girl shook her head at me and sat on the beach.
Meanwhile, I flung myself off the cliff.
The icy cold water hit my body hard. I thought I fell into an iceberg and then I realised that the Titanic already destroyed them all.
I plunged deeper toward the water.
"Laura, just keep swimming," a chagrinned, velvety voice in my head told me. I don't know how any voices can sound sparkly but this voice did.
"Oh no," I thought, "I've gone crazy! I'm hearing voices in my head!"
A few minutes later, I was somehow being pulled upwards.
I got pulled to the shore and coughed all the water out of my mouth.
The girl who yelled at me from the beach was leaning over me.
"Are you alright?" she asked.
"Yeah," I replied.
"I should take you to my house..." the girl said.
She picked me up and carried me to a red truck. We got into the truck and she drove away.
We reached her house and I followed her inside.
She went straight to the kitchen and I sat down on a chair nearby.
"So, what's your name?" she asked me, trying to make conversation.
"Laura. What's yours?"
"Bella. How long have you lived here? I haven't seen you around..." she said.
"Oh, I'm just visiting my cousin, Leah," I replied, "I've only been here for a week."
"Leah Clearwater?" Bella asked, seeming amused.
"Yeah, do you know them?" I looked up at Bella.
"Course. Her dad used to be best friends with my dad."
"I see."
We both were quiet for a moment. Then she randomly asked, "How old are you?"
"17," I replied, "You?"
"18." She made a face. She seemed very unhappy.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"Oh, nothing. I just don't like being older than my boyfriend." She sat down next to me.
"Oh. Your boyfriend will get old too. Don't worry," I reassured her.
"Uh, I'm not sure if I can tell you this but my boyfriend is a vampire. He doesn't get older."
If I was holding a glass, I would have dropped it in shock. Or because I'm clumsy. But anyway, I looked at Bella in absolute shock and horror.
"How the hell do you manage to stay alive when your boyfriend could suck your blood?" I asked, incredulously.
"Quite easily. He loves me back." Bella seemed comfortable.
"But.. but.. but he is a monster!" I flinched at that idea.
"So? Your cousin is a werewolf!" Bella said back at me.
"My cousin? What cousin?!" I was getting hysterical but I didn't have any werewolf cousins.
"Your cousin, Leah," Bella said, calmly, "And Seth."
"WHAT?!" I screamed. I couldn't believe my cousin - my best friend - could be a werewolf. I also couldn't believe that it wasn't butter but I don't mind that.
"Calm down." Bella looked at me. "My dad could have heard you. He doesn't know. No one knows except you, me, the vampires and the werewolves."
"It's a secret?!" I stared at Bella. "How can you keep secrets in this town?"
"Easily."
"Oh." I looked at the table. I don't think I want to go back to Leah's house. I've never been near a werewolf and I have never planned to.
"I should have asked you this question before. Why did you jump off that cliff?"
"Uh, I was bored."
"You shouldn't jump off that cliff. The current could have taken you away. When I jumped off that cliff..."
I interrupted her. "YOU jumped off that cliff?"
"Yeah, I did."
"Oh. And now you are advising other people not to jump off it?"
"Yeah, pretty much." She looked down at the table, blushing.
"Okay then."
"You should really get going home." Bella looked at her watch. "It's nearly dinnertime."
"Oh, shit!" I cried, nervously, "Sue will wonder where I am."
"I'll drive you home, k?" Bella picked up her car keys and we walked towards the front door.
THE END!

Oh Ma Gosh. X]

2008-08-18T20:05:00.003+10:00

I watched the Simpsons tonight. ^_^
Funneh show ever.
You should all watch it. 6 pm weekdays & on Sundays.
7:30 pm on Mondays and Tuesdays.
Yeah, I know all teh times.
I should get a life but I can't be bothered.

I'd rather read the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.
They are so cool.
Edward is all like, "I shall protect you, Bella. ^_^"
And Bella is like, "O_O! I love you, Edward. *squee*"

Hm. I feel like writing a fan fiction story on Twilight.
But it would probably be horrible.
I can't write stories at all.
If I did write a fan fiction story, my ideas would be WEIRD.
It'd be all like, "OMG! EDWARD!"
And then everyone would be like, "WHO SAID DAT?"
I'd be like, "It was him." And I'd point to a random guy. Even though it was me.
See how lame I can get, lol?
Oh yes! I have a brilliant idea for a story. Omg. It is fantabulous.
But I won't tell anyone yet.
Secrecy. ^_^

I'm all excited now.
Uh huh.
Even more excited when I found out my Biology SAC result. Asfdgdfgh.

I'm not telling ANYONE my idea.
Not even if you harrass me.

I'm going to go now and put my story ideas on paper.
And then I'll show you, k?
I promise. ^_^

DALE THOMAS AND HIS DOG. ^_^

2008-08-15T18:46:00.003+10:00

Lol.
This is a picture of Dale Thomas' puppy. British bulldog.
Her name is Missi. Cute much?

Yeah. She is so adorable. I want one. ^_^

I watched the Simpsons today.
Bart wanted to jump off the top of the treehouse.
And I'm like, "NO, BART. DON'T BE LIKE BELLA!"
And Nelson was like, "Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing."
So Bart was like searching all over his body for something that is showing that shouldn't be.
He lost his balance and FELL.

So Nelson was like, "Epidermis means skin. So technically it's true."
And I'm like, "LOL, NELSON! THAT'S TEH-MUSING!"
New word = teh-musing.
It is like "amusing" except the "a" is replaced by a "teh."
Cool word. Much better than spunk or spunkeh.
My friend made a haiku and one of the lines was, "AWESOME SPUNKEH GUYS."
And I'm like, "Dude, no! That word is teh-wrong."
So yeah. Never put "awesome" and "spunk" in the same sentence or I'll kill you.
Because awesome is a fantabulous word and spunk is not.

I am going now to eat sausages. Or in other words, cow's intestines.
See ya!
And I'll buy a British Bulldog too. >_>

SPUNK SHOULD DIE!

2008-08-15T07:59:00.003+10:00

Omg. Rove is on Sunday night.
It wasn't on last Sunday and I was not happy.
So I have been listening to Nova in the mornings because Carrie is on. She does the traffic stuff and promoting of teh Subway. Mm.. I feel like a cookie from Subway... ^_^

Anyway, footy is on tonight.
Collingwood is playing.
And Dale Thomas will kick 1 million goals to make up for his non-bloggingness.
Oh and he will have to be on camera a lot because I've missed his blogs SO much.
He hasn't blogged for like 2 weeks.

Neither has Mary Kiley - the TV Week blogger.
She will be blogging on Sunday 24th August. Because that's what Australian Idol begins, lol.
Another boring reality TV show on Channel Ten.
First there was Biggest Loser.
Then Big Brother came on. And everyone died. Especially when they heard that KYLE was the host. Out of all people, why choose Kyle?
Now, Australian Idol will be coming on. Haven't Channel Ten learned their lesson?

Hopefully there is a 'Laura' on this years' Australian Idol.
Otherwise I won't be watching it.
Even I have better things to do.
And I don't even have a life. >_<

See ya everyone.
Goodbye random stalkers. Come back another time. You are ~always welcome to watch me sleep. ^_^

LOL, KEVIN IS PRETTEH. ^_^

2008-08-10T13:20:00.004+10:00

Like totally dude. Alice came back in New Moon. Bella was like, "OMGIT'SALICE!" And Alice was all like, "OMG, I THOUGHT U LYK DIED. HONEST TO BLOG?"
And I'm like, "Oh, Alice. You are cool."

In New Moon, Alice thought that Bella jumped off a cliff and died. Bella was all like, "LOL, JACOB SAVED ME, DUDE. DID U NOT SEE DAT?"
And Alice was like, "O_O NUH UH."
Twas funny.

Lol. Collingwood won last night. I was like, "OMG. DALE IS SO COOL." Exciting.
They beat St Kilda. *tries not to boast as most of my friends are St Kilda supporters*
And Dale kicked a goal. ^_^
Hopefully that means he'll blog more often.
I'll keep hoping.

Speaking of blogs, guess what blogger will start blogging again on August 24th? ^_^
Mary Kiley. She blogs about Australian Idol. And other reality TV shows. She hasn't blogged for AAAAAAAAAAGES.

B-b-b-Betty and the jets...
I still have that song in my head. It was on 27 Dresses. Jane and Kevin (lol, we all thought he was pretty hot) sang to that song. They were kinda drunk, I think. Anyway, they got that song stuck in my head.
Great movie. Go and see it. =]

SPUNK IS GAY. WORST WORD EVER.

2008-08-07T08:06:00.003+10:00

I'm reading New Moon at the moment. I'd advise you not to read it because I'm up to chapter 5 and I've basically cried the whole time. It is so sad. Bella's all like, "You.. don't want.. me?" And Edward is like, "No." And I'm like, "Ohhh... Poor Bella."

Good book though. Just a bit emotional. Me and Bella are so much alike. We both fall over a lot, both clumsy, we both do biology, we are both reading Animal Farm in English... The list is endless. Oh and we both don't want to be the centre of attention and we both HATE sport. With a passion. ^_^

You know what I hate at the moment? (This has nothing to do with New Moon, btw)
I hate the word "spunk." It sounds so bad. I hate it.
Like if someone says, "That guy is a spunk." Or someone might say, "Spunk is teh awesomeness." The last quote is an actual quote of what someone wrote.
Spunk is the most annoying word in the world. It sounds like some type of martian. I don't know why. It annoys me when someone says the word spunk.
Okay, I won't rant about the word spunk anymore.

In English today, I sat there reading New Moon. It was so much fun. I love it. ^_^
I got up to the part where Jacob Black fixes Bella's motorbike. (Sorry for the spoiler)

Good day to you all. I shall leave and if anyone mentions the word "spunk," I shall crawl into a hole and put cotton wool in my ears.

LOL. AMUSING.

2008-08-04T08:07:00.004+10:00

Howdy!
Anyone watch Rove last night? ^_^
I did. David (the Work Experience kid) was on. He was cool. He did an impersonation of Hughesy. It was fawesome. Hughesy was like, "O________O"

Twas funneh. I should have applied for work experience at Rove. I would have walked into the building and been like, "Hey Rove." And then I would have seen Pete and I'd faint. And then Carrie would come in and be like, "What's going on?" And I'd faint even more because Carrie is cool.
But she wasn't on last night. She was sick. I missed her.

Anyway, did you know I went to a university yesterday? For Open Day. 8-]
That's my nerdy face. It shows I'm a nerd.
Because at the university, I decided I should do a Science degree. Majoring in Biological Science or something like that. It will be fun. Well, university isn't fun but oh well.
It doesn't seem like fun.

Oh and David (the Work Experience kid) was all like, "Miranda, I work at a jewellery store in Wollongong. You can come and visit any time you want." And Miranda all like, "Oh, thankyou, David. I need a new bracelet." And David all like, "^_^"
And when Miranda Kerr came and sat down near Rove, she's like, "I have something to confess." And Rove is like, "Really?" And Miranda just like, "I had a dream about you, Rove." And Rove just faints inside. And he's like, "Uh, okay. I must the luckiest man in the world."
It was funneh.

Oh and Bert Newton did the news on Rove last night. He did Carrie's job. And I'm like, "You aren't as good as Carrie! Go back to Channel 9!"
And yeah.

I got my Biology exam result today. I was all like, "Omfg, what if I failed?" But then I opened the envelope and it said C+. And I'm like, "OMG! Yay!" Lol, it was funneh.
And I was walking home with the Backstreet Boys song in my head. It goes like, "I want it that way..." Yeah, it annoys me. It reminds me of DNA. >_>

Anyway, I did my Religion SAC today. I failed. Seriously. I had no idea what to do. So I just wrote about the religions and made up some crap. Hopefully I get an S. (S stands for satisfactory)

Heath "Yeah I'm" Shaw was drinking driving with Alan Didak in the car. And he wasn't suspended. O____O
Which is brilliant. I love you, Heath. You have a cool name. ^_^
Except I won't like Heath anymore if he continues to drink drive. It's not cool to drink alcohol excessively. Not cool at all, Heath. You would never see Dale Thomas doing something like that. He's too cool for that.

If Heath keeps drinking, he'll deprive some village of their idiot. Oh yes, I am funneh. *cough*
I have a Biology SAC tomorrow. I'm feeling confident that I will do well. We get to take notes into the SAC so yeah. X]
And I have studied. More than usual. Hopefully my result can prove that I studied. ^_^

HELLO EVERYONE!

2008-08-02T13:33:00.002+10:00

I lost the fan fiction competition.
I was pissed off when I found out. But now I am good.
Thankyou to everyone who voted - you wasted your time.

Collingwood lost yesterday. They kicked 8 goals. But guess what? Buddy kicked 8 goals too. Freaking hell. Y so mean, Buddeh? Whyyyy?!
Anyway, Dale Thomas kicked NO goals. Nice work Dale. You nearly kicked as many goals as Buddy. But Dale is still a good blogger.

In the Herald Sun today, there was a token to get a CD that makes cartoon creatures or something. I want it. I'm planning to get that CD. It looks cool.

I watched the start of the footy game yesterday. And Buddy kicked heaps of goals. Then Scotty kicked a goal and I'm like, "Yay! About time someone learned how to kick..."

Lol. I'm funny. Well, I'm not funny at all but at least I make myself laugh. Hmph.
Speaking of funny people, Rove would be on teh telly on Sunday. And there'll be a Work Experience kid on too. Hopefully they are cool and funneh. I only like funneh people. Like Carrie Bickmore. And Peter Helliar. X]

MY STORY FOR THE COMPETITION!

2008-07-24T20:17:00.003+10:00

Kynt and Vyxsin
by LauraD

Entry in jackheath.com.au fanfiction competition.

I ran to the front door of my house. I was so late. My mum will kill me. I opened up the door and went straight to the kitchen.

"Vyxsin, where have you been?" Mum yelled.

"Mum, I can explain. The teacher kept us in after school..." I trailed off and looked at my shoes.

"Well, your little sister had to walk home by herself!" Mum said, glaring at me.

I hated my little sister. But no, Mum always made me look after the little pest. I couldn't believe I was getting yelled at after I had walked her home every day for the past year.

"Mum, this was just a one-off."

"Vyxsin, I am SO disappointed in you. Now, get changed. A workmate of mine is coming for dinner tonight. She is bringing her child." Mum went back to cooking the dinner.

I went to my room to do some homework. Mum was always inviting workmates around. She never had any time for me. Feeling frustrated, I finished my Trig homework. Then the doorbell rang.

"Vyxsin! Answer the door! I'm busy!" Mum yelled.

Shoot. I got up and went to the front door and opened it. A lady was standing there with a boy standing next to her.

"Hi," said the boy, "I'm Kyntak!"

"Um, hi. Come in," I said, motioning for them to come inside.

They came into the family room which was adjacent to the kitchen. Mum came out to see them.

"Liz! I see you met my daughter, Vyxsin," Mum introduced.

Liz smiled. "Yeah, I guess I have."

Kyntak smiled at me. He had a gorgeous smile. "Hi Vyxsin! That's a pretty name."

I blushed. "Thanks."

We sat down in the lounge room and watched TV. My mum and Liz stayed in the family room, chatting.

"So, how is school?" Kyntak asked.

"Good. You?"

"Not bad."

We chatted heaps about school. Then we started chatting about music.

"I really like the band Panic At The Disco. I'm going to their concert," Kyntak beamed at me, still smiling.

"Yeah. They're a good band."

"You can come too. I have an extra ticket. My mum was going to go but she is trying to get out of it."

"Really? Thank you so much. I'll pay you back..."

"Nah, you don't have to pay." He put his arms around me. "I love you and don't ever forget it."

"Love you too." And I rested my head on his shoulder.

"THE WINNER OF BIG BROTHER 2008 IS... Oh wait, we've been axed. Bye everyone," says Kyle and Jackie O. Meanwhile Gretel Killeen is gloating.

2008-07-22T17:51:00.004+10:00

Anyone watch Big Brother last night? The finale was on. And now Big Brother is OVER! *dies of happiness*
I didn't watch the end. I saw Ben get evicted and I threw a brick through the TV and left. Because I wanted Ben to win. He was the smart and good looking one. Well, he was more good looking than the guy with dreadlocks or the old woman.

Terri won. Which is kinda good because if the dreadlock guy won, I'd smash my TV into a million pieces. And then I'd smash Kyle up too. And the other Big Brother housemates.

Now that Big Brother has been axed, they should bring another reality TV show onto Channel 10. Preferably something like The Mole. Or The Amazing Race. And it has to be on at a good time slot.

They should just put The Mole on. The host will be Natalie Bassingthwaite (I can spell!) or Andrew Gee or Peter Helliar. That would be fawesome. Pete would make a great host. X]

Carrie Bickmore would make a better host though. She's be like, "Hi, I'm Carrie Bickmore and don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me." Hehe, Carrie is awesome. Apparently there is a book called Carrie by Stephen King. I'm reading Rita Hayworth And The Shawshank Redemption at the moment. I'm halfway through it!

There is also a Stephen King book called The Shining. Reminds me of THE SHINNING. Go up to people and say to them, "You've got the shinning" in a scary voice. Go on, I dare you.

Why so serious? Oh sorry, I'm just showing my love for the Joker. Heath Ledger is cool. I miss him. *wipes away tear*

Anyway, I'm in the Nike Challenge. On the sheet, it says that you can't run more than 10 km a day. And I'm like, "Dammit. That's just what I wanted to do... cough."

Big Brother is now officially over! *celebrates* It is brilliant news. Best thing since sliced bread. And I shall keep telling you because you need to know.

You also need to know that TWILIGHT IS COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU ON DECEMBER 12TH! *dies*
Edward and Bella are fawesome. They should get married. =]

See ya soon, everyone. Don't miss me too much. X]

INTERESTING.

2008-07-21T10:54:00.002+10:00

Wow. It is good to be Catholic. I get a day off school. Thank you, Jesus! X]

I watched Rove last night. Carrie Bickmore is fawesome. Hamish and Andy were funny. I actually prefer the ghosting stuff but anyway. They should have come to my house and partied with me. That would be SO cool.

The CommSec guy is funny. I can't spell his surname so I won't even try.

Ryan Shelton is also funny. I would want to do work experience at Rove. I'd be like Carrie. Or Pete. Actually, I'd want to ghost Hamish. X]

I'm seeing the Dark Knight today. The Heath Ledger film. It MUST be a good movie because it has a "Heath" in it.

I read the TV Week blog. Poor Alice. She didn't deserve to go. She was the smart one. THE SMART ONE. /moan
But luckily Travis left. When I read that on the blog, I jumped up in delight. I don't even watch the show but on the opening night, I was like, "I don't want Travis to win. His voice is lame."

Hopefully they get a better reality TV show next year that isn't so boring. Like one about Dale Thomas. Or about me. It could be a show where I have to run around Australia. And the cameras follow me 24/7. Actually I'd probably be dead if I ran a metre. I can't run. I missed the running class in primary school. But ironically, I was there for the eating class the next day.

Has anyone seen that ad for Australian Idol? The one where they are singing a song. And the song goes like, "Can you feel it, can you feel it, can you feel it, etc." I saw it. I don't really watch Australian Idol. The Monday night episodes are boring. It takes them an hour just to announce who is leaving. That's why I don't watch the Monday night episode. Sometimes the Sunday night episodes are really interesting if they pick a good song/genre. And yeah.

As Channel 10 have axed Big Brother, they should axe the Biggest Loser. I saw an ad for it a few days ago. They want couples for the next Biggest Loser show.

'SUP?

2008-07-20T12:19:00.004+10:00

Okay, I know my last post was a bit like, "Oh no, Big Brother is leaving." But I assure you, that is not the message I wanted to get across.

I am so happy about BB being axed that I have decided that this post will NOT mention Big Brother in this post.

Yesterday, I watched the footy. St Kilda beat Hawthorn. Massive shock. Buddy kicked 3 goals. Speaking of Buddy, what the hell was going on about the toothpaste thing? O_O

Anyway, St Kilda won. It really gives out the message that the teams who are outside the top 8 (St Kilda and Kangaroos) play harder and with more effort than the teams who are already guaranteed a spot in the finals (Hawthorn and Collingwood). Now, I'm not saying Collingwood will definitely be in the finals. I'm just saying that they have been playing EXCEPTIONALLY well and will MOST LIKELY be in the finals.

So yeah. You know who is ugly? Chance Bateman. His hair is ridiculous. Get a haircut, you moron! Oh right, I just remembered that Chance Bateman plays for Hawthorn so he MUST be a d***head. I have no idea what his parents were thinking when they named him. Were they on drugs? Drunk? =|

Buddy didn't play to his standards though. Well, not in the fourth quarter. Oh, that's right, the players that I like NEVER play well in the fourth quarter when they're needed the most. *looks at Dale Thomas and Buddy*

I watched Before The Game yesterday too. Shane Wakelin went Inside 60 with Hughesy. I love him. He plays for the best team EVER. Which is Collingwood, if you haven't worked that out yet. Collingwood must be the BEST TEAM EVER because they beat Geelong. By 86 points. I shall always remember that. X]

I was reading the newspaper today and guess what musical is coming out?
Shane Warne The Musical. Yes, there is a musical coming out on December 10th called Shane Warne The Musical. Apparently, it is a comedy musical. I want to go and see it. Even though I don't like Shane Warne. He is a d***head. Even I can send text messages properly. And I suck at everything. X]

HI

2008-07-19T10:18:00.004+10:00

Hi fellow bloggers. Sup?
I watched FNL last night. Bree cried at the end. It was sad. I was like, "Poor Bree. She doesn't deserve to lose her job."
And then I felt bad because when I found out BB was getting axed, I laughed and celebrated. I never stopped to think about people losing their jobs. Like Bree. And the ninjas. This is all Kyle and Jackie O's fault. Damn you!!! (Okay, Jackie O, I won't blame you.)

Anyway, I'm glad Big Brother is axed. But I feel sorry for Bree. *hugs*
I'm going to miss Bree and Mike and of course, Fitzy.
"tear*

Oh crap. I just mourned the loss of Big Brother. Well, not really Big Brother. I just like the ninjas and Bree. And Mike and Fitzy. X]

I want to take a ninja home. Do you think Big Brother was let me have one? Could you imagine me coming home with a ninja? It would be like:

Me: Hey, Mum. I just brought Ginger Ninja home.
Mum: Uh, okay.
Me: He's really cool!
Mum: Um. I see. *has no idea who Ginger Ninja is*

Yeah. Great conversation. I want Nigel the ninja and Ginger Ninja. And all the others too. (I don't know their names). And I'll have Bree. We can eat cheese all day. ^_^

Rory won FNL. And they slimed his 15 year old brother accidentally. But his brother was pretty cute. Cuter than Rory. But Rory isn't cute at all. He's ugly. X[

Collingwood lost to the Kangaroos yesterday. *sniff*
Dale Thomas kicked NO goals (which disappointed me) but I did manage to find a ~weird picture.
He is flying. It looks funny. Dale Thomas looks like he is flying. ^_^

HI, I'M LAURA AND I LOVE TO SKI. ESPECIALLY THE APRICOT FLAVOURED SKI YOGHURT.

2008-07-17T16:45:00.003+10:00

Hey everyone! (Well, I'm not sure who reads this because it is so boring but anyway)
I went to school today. And when I walked home, it was cold. And my fingers fell off. Well, they didn't really. They just froze. And I decided that I definitely wouldn't go to the snow in my life.

Actually, sometimes I think skiing would be fun. Today when I walked home, I might have been cold. But I just remembered the dream I had last night. In the dream I was at the top of a hill and there was snow everywhere. And the skiing instructor was teaching me and other people to ski. And I looked down the hill and I was like, "Um, sir. I don't want to go down that hill." And the skiing instructor was like, "Don't worry. You can go slow if you like."

And yeah. I never actually got to ski in my dream. The next part of the dream was in a heated room and there was snow outside. And everyone was sitting around a table eating dinner. And I walked up to the table and sat down.

That was the end of my dream. Pretty boring. What does everyone think of skiing? Is it fun? Should I go on the skiing trip this year?

My friday nights will be BORING!

2008-07-16T08:07:00.003+10:00

Hey fellow bloggers!

So You Think You Can Dance (SYTYCD) is on tonight. Is anyone going to watch it? I might. I'm not sure yet. If I am bored at 7:30 pm, then I'll watch it. (But that is unlikely)

And yeah. The Amazing Race is on Thursday. Kynt and Vyxsin are totally fawesome. I love Vyxsin's hair. I want it. It is pink and pretty.

Big Brother is ending!! Sorry, I keep telling everyone because it is exciting news. =D
How could will it be with no Big Brother on? Futurama or The Simpsons will come back on at 7 pm. I can't wait. Seriously.

Except I'll miss FNL. I will. Bree won't be on TV anymore. *cries*
Oh, wait, Friday Night Download is coming back next week when BB ends. But that show (although Bree is on it) is boring. If I wanted to watch amusing videos, I would go onto Youtube or watch Funniest Home Videos.

Note: I haven't actually watched Friday Night Download. A friend told me it was boring. And I'm sure it is.

Okay. I won't mention Big Brother again. Today, I got chocolates. They are a good size (that's what she said) but they are expensive. 2 bucks each. Only expensive for cheapskates like me. Anyway, I bought a Mars bar. It was yummy. And there are Twix, Bounty, Starburst and Mars Rocks. I think that is all. I probably missed one.

Sorry if I made anyone drool by talking about chocolate. My apologies if your keyboard needs to be repaired because your dad found it covered in saliva.

Instead of Big Brother, they should put a show on called Dale Thomas Uncut. And it will show Dale in the shower and in bed. And there will be cameras in his house. Everyday, at 7 pm, I'll turn on the TV and watch Dale for half an hour. How cool would that be? I'd be sitting on my couch screaming, "Dale! Take a shower!!!" And none of Dale's body parts will be blurred out. Oh and Jess will be also in the house but she won't be seen naked. That would be gross. Well, for me it would be.

IT'S TIME TO GO... BIG BROTHER.

2008-07-14T08:06:00.003+10:00

Hey guys.
Elmo is cool. X]

Anyway, I watched Rove yesterday. Exciting. Carrie Bickmore was like, "I love i-Phones because you can check the weather. And to think I spent all these years looking out the window..."
She's so clever. I want to be clever so I can say funny stuff like that.

The Simpsons is on Tuesday. And Futurama is on Thursday. Oh and The Amazing Race (go Kynt & Vyxsin) is on Thursday as well. And guess what? Big Brother is ending soon!!! *excited*

Next Monday will be the happiest day of my life. Hopefully Futurama will be on at 7 pm weekdays. That would be fawesome. It would get more ratings than Big Brother. Wait, everything gets more ratings than Big Brother. Including My Kid's A Star and The Bold and the Beautiful.

I'd rather watch Neighbours than watch Big Brother. Well, everyone would say that. Only because Neighbours is popular. =]

My friend told me today that Big Brother is getting axed. Oh my god. That is the best news ever. Even better than last week when another of my friends texted me to say that Brigitte had left the house. My day has gotten a whole lot better. *dies of excitement*

So, Gretel Killeen will be sitting at home laughing. She'll be like, "Mwah ha ha. Serves them right for axing me.." It would hilarious if Australian Idol got axed too. They would be like, "Australian Idol has been axed and it wasn't because we added another host!"

And Mark Holden would be sitting at home in his boxers going, "Oh yeah! Serves those bastards right for axing me! I shizzled their fizzles!"
Now, that would be funny.

I'd better go now. Is anyone else excited that there will be no more Big Brother this year?!

DALE THOMAS IS CUTE. X]

2008-07-13T13:14:00.003+10:00

Aw. How cute is he? And he is wearing a beanie. That is so cute. When he played against Adelaide, Dale wore a long sleeve jumper. I was like, "Aw. He's cold. I want to hug him..."

And yeah. Dale is fawesome. ^_^

I have a Chemistry test tomorrow. I even studied. I felt proud. (Well, I studied hard for the Chemistry exam but still).

Anyway, I want a panda. For a pet. How awesome would it be? I'd feed my panda a lot so then it can look like Po. And I'd serve it noodles. Because that's what Po eats. Well, he eats anything but he works in a noodle shop. And the secret ingredient of the noodles is... *drum roll* ...

Watch the movie to find out because I ain't telling you.

SUP?

2008-07-12T16:20:00.004+10:00

Hey fellow bloggers! I'm really sorry that I haven't blogged on here for AGES. I went on holidays and haven't been near a computer for like a week.

I went to see Kung Fu Panda and Get Smart. ^_^

They were fawesome and I recommend both of them. Hilarious movies. Steve Carroll is such a good actor and Anne Hathaway is, well, brilliant as per usual. Oh and Jack Black is one of the coolest guys around and I shall never get tired of saying that.

I watched Friday Night Live last night. And guess what? Brigitte left the house. Exciting news. It made my day. And Ben won FNL. He beat Travis. I don't like Travis. His voice is way too high. And annoying. I wanted Alice to win though. She is awesome. She takes care of sick animals so she must be good. And smart. Ben is smart too. Apparently he was Dux (did I spell it right?) of his school. I learned that on the opening night of Big Brother.

Collingwood beat Sydney. And hopefully they beat Adelaide. Dale Thomas gets his dog this week. He said so in his blog. X]

And yeah. That is all. Oh wait, on FNL, Bree was wearing a nice dress. It looked pretty on her. Her hair was even prettier. And then Brigitte came out wearing (basically) the same dress and same hairstyle (except more blonde).

DALE THOMAS FTW!

2008-07-05T16:49:00.002+10:00

Howdy.
I watched FNL last night. Cherry won. And I also found out who was nominated. Not that I watch the eviction show or anything. I just was curious to know. Anyway, I hope it is a double eviction and I want Travis to leave. His voice is annoying (that is why I don't watch the daily show) and he needs to practise his parallel parking. Even Cherry can park better and he has the WORST name in history.

Anyway, Dale Thomas plays tonight. ^_^
Against Sydney. He will kick 3,958,453 goals. And yes, I can predict the future. X]

Kung Fu Panda is a great movie. Me and Po are twins. I'm going to eat noodles now. And buy a panda. Oh and some boots. Gabriella Cilmi's boots to be precise...

GREETINGS FROM EARTH

2008-07-04T15:23:00.002+10:00

Hey guys!
I am blogging from a random place!
Anyway, I watched the Amazing Race yesterday. Vyxin is SO adorable. I love her. Her hair is pretteh. X]

I saw Kung Fu Panda today. ^_^
It was fawesome. I love Po. He is my twin. We both love to eat and we both hate stairs.
Oh and we both have a fat stomach.

Anyway, got to go now. See ya.

LOL. X]

2008-06-28T15:26:00.002+10:00

Wow. So exciting.

Sorry, I was just thinking about Big Brother on Sunday. Apparently Rima is going back into the house. *dies of excitement* (Laura has also used too much sarcasm for her tiny little brain).

According to my source (Thanks dude - you know who you are), Cherry won Friday Night Live, Pamela Anderson is going into the house, Rima is also going in the house, Brice Fitzburg got another one wrong and most importantly, Big Brother is ending in three weeks.

And yeah. I didn't watch FNL last night. I'm glad I didn't because my favourite(s) didn't win. My favourites are my favourites because they have good names. (e.g. Alice and Nobbi and some others)

On Video Hits this morning, Ur So Gay was on. The one by Katy Perry. I was singing along because I know the chorus. Well, the chorus is easy, so shut up. And on the radio last night, I Kissed A Girl was on. And I'm like, "Gee, I like the Ur So Gay song better. This is lameeee." No offence.

Rove is on Sunday night. And omg, the Singing Bee is coming back to TV. On Thursday, I think. Celebrity edition. 70's night. *totally just died*

As you can probably see, I watched the Music Jungle this morning. Sweet About Me was number 4. It used to be number 1 until Chris Brown came along. He came along with Polly. Oh yes, he did.

I watched Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy last night. There was a really hot guy on it. His name was Marvin, I think. He was so adorable and his voice was fawesome. It sounded like Snape's voice from Harry Potter. X]

Guess what?! ^_^
I get two weeks holidays! That is so cool, don't ya think?
But I have to do homework. But I only have a few punnet squares (:D) and maths problems to do. Oh and Chemistry thingie. But that will be easy...

Anyway, see ya! I'm going to go and get the TV Hits magazine. Bye!

HI, I'M LAURA. AND IF I WAS GOING TO DO A PUZZLE WHILE ON THE JURY, I'D AT LEAST MAKE IT HANGMAN.

2008-06-27T14:56:00.003+10:00

Whoa. It was the last day of Term 2 today. Everyone was all excited and hyperactive. I kept thinking it was the end of the year because everyone was acting so excited and in a good mood.

Anyway, I made slime today. With alcohol. O_O! Nah, it wasn't the alcohol that you drink. So, don't worry, I didn't get drunk. X]

And we had a liturgy thingie today. It was fun until they made me put my stone into a bowl. I was playing with the stone. Twas fun. ^_^

Oh and after school, I was bored so I took a walk down Mayfair. Nah, I'm joking. I took a walk down the street to look at shops. And there were so many girls from my school. It was scary. So I didn't even bother going into Subway or Nando's because they would be PACKED with girls from my school.

But I went to the newsagents. And I picked up the latest Girlfriend magazine and guess what was inside? Something that only girls use unless you like opening them because they look like aeroplanes. If you ask me, they are the LAST thing I would touch but I have to. It is horrible. You should all feel sorry for me. I hate them and I hate the stuff that goes IN them. I'm sorry if I ruined your dinner but that stuff in the tomato sauce bottle isn't actually tomato sauce.

I feel like eating something. Even though I just ate lunch and a few slices of raisin toast. Oh and today I went into Baker's Delight. I love the sample food that they have on the counter. I'm such a cheapskate.

And when I was in the newsagents, I was reading the TV Hits magazine. I wanted to buy it but I didn't have enough money. It was $6. Anyway, inside the TV Hits magazine, there was an article about Jonas Brothers, a massive poster of the Jonas Brothers, posters of Gabriella Cilmi, Jordin Sparks, Colbie Colliat and heaps more cool stuff. X]

Lol. I wanted that magazine. I'll get my mum to buy it for me. *cheapskate*

Jack Black > Your face

2008-06-26T17:09:00.002+10:00

G'day stalkers and other random people!
I had school today. It was fun. I ate lollies at lunchtime, watched an interesting (cough) movie in English and most importantedly, I had maths (which wasn't that fun but still).

That was my boring day summed up in a sentence. Oh dear, I should start doing interesting things in each day like running marathons and chasing sheep.

Holidays are nearly here! It is exciting because I can sit, relax and do homework. Well, I don't like homework so luckily, I don't have much. Not as much as I had in the last two holidays.

Omg. Guess what? Jack Black did one of the voices for the Simpsons last Tuesday night. It was exciting. I drew a picture of Jack Black today. But I can't show you because I don't have a scanner. (Even if I did have one, I wouldn't know how to use it).

And on the Simpsons, they did a parody of the song "Here it goes again by Ok Go." It was funny because I love that video clip. One day I will go to a gym and do that. It looks like fun.

See? I posted it on here. Now you can watch it too. X]

Oh and I drew Po (the panda ^_^) today too. Except I fail at drawing pandas so I failed at drawing Po. But I'm still going to see Kung Fu Panda. And I want to see Get Smart. Steve Carroll (did I spell it right?) and Anne Hathaway were on Rove last Sunday. They were funny. And yeah.

And Steve Carroll was on The Office. The American one, I think. I have never seen The Office. Actually, I have seen The Office. We saw it in Year 9 for some reason. Except I'm not sure whether it was British or American. Whatever, same thing.

And Anne Hathaway was on the Devil Wears Prada (we saw it in Media) and the Princess Diaries and other such films. I loved the Devil Wears Prada. It was so fawesome. As I said previously, we saw it in Media. Best. Movie. Ever.

Now excuse me while I go buy a few treadmills for my video clip. See ya!

DONATE BLOOD!! NOW.

2008-06-24T16:27:00.003+10:00

Hey fellow bloggers, friends and random stalkers!
I did dancing today. And I suck. I'm so uncoordinated. Anyway, I was like bumping into people and everyone's like, "Uhhh." And I'm like, "I keep going the wrong way..."

Anyway, I'm sure Dale Thomas will still love me. He'd better. I was on a forum a few minutes and there are like 33 commets all saying John Marsden is the best author ever. One of the comments is mine. Anyhoo, I found it amusing.

And yeah. I'm a nerd because I have read all of John Marsden's books. Well, not all of them. Most of them. I can't be bothered going through them all. There are HEAPS.

I basically read the Tommorow Series, Ellie chronicles and So Much To Tell You. Which doesn't sound like much but it is. X]

Oh and at lunchtime, we were doing a radio ad for a Blood Bank competition. It was fun. It is for O negative people to give blood. I wonder if I am O negative. 1 in 15 people have O negative blood. So, if 14 other people don't have it, it's you!

It's like on Rove when Pete was like, "One in three people are overweight. If it isn't the people next to you, then it's you!"

Funny. Australia is the fattest country. It is all my fault. =]

HI, I'M LAURA. AND I WAS PAINTING MYSELF RED AND SHOOTING AT HELICOPTERS BEFORE IT WAS COOL.

2008-06-21T14:27:00.003+10:00

I watched Friday Night Live last night. It was Heavy Metal night. ^_^
Brigitte won. I wanted Alice to win but I wasn't disappointed because Brigitte is a girl. Brigitte was really good at playing air guitar. It was hilarious. When I have my own band, Brigitte can be the air guitarist. I'll be the triangle player. I'm good at that.

Terri was good with the air guitarist. The air-guitar-judge was like, "You know how to use the tongue. Call me." It was funny.

And apparently, the housemates have made two groups - the Black Crows and the Three Blonde Mice. And Travis (Black Crow member) was like, "I don't want to be a black crow! I want to be a pink flamingo." And I'm like, "Uh. Are you gay?"

And yeah. It was a great show. Guess who's birthday it is today? ^_^
DALE THOMAS!
He got a British bulldog for his birthday. And he turns 21. Hopefully, the Collingwood players will give him a good birthday present and win against the Western Bulldogs. And maybe Scotty Pendlebury can hit Jason Akermanis really hard so that he can yell, "I'm tougher than Jason." And I'll be like, "The Scotty will last. The Jason Akermanis won't."

I was watching Video Hits today. They showed an interview with Ricki Lee and I'm like, "I know what I'm looking forward to in August." And no, it isn't receiving my Biology exam mark.

Timmy turned 18 yesterday. He can now drink alcohol and get into nightclubs. Except he wouldn't want to spend the night in a nightclub when he can spend the night in my bed. Ooh, dirty. ^_^

X]

I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN AND ENGLAND.

2008-06-19T17:16:00.003+10:00

You're so gay. And you don't even like boys.

Sorry, I have the song stuck in my head because my friend was singing it at lunchtime. I was sitting there in Math Methods singing that song.

And yeah. My day has been pretty boring. As per usual. CASUAL CLOTHES DAY TOMORROW!! *totally just died*

Anyway, we watched Animal Farm in English. And tomorrow, we get to research about the Russian Revolution. Makes me sad that I didn't choose History. I'd rather be a nerd and do Maths than do History. Doesn't that sound lame?

Animal Farm is funny. I like the albino pig. Except Napoleon killed him. I don't like Napoleon. He's just gay. He doesn't even like boys. Oh wait - that didn't make sense.
I feel like a sushi. My friend (who I send emails to and such) is in Japan. I wish I did Japanese. Except they don't offer it at my school. Because the principal is gay and doesn't even like boys. Oh yeah - that is probably true. Probably lives in a convent with the other nuns. I've always wondered what they get up to every day...

Well, now that I've grossed you all out, let's talk about Dale Thomas. His birthday is on Saturday! He will turn 21. Guess what his mum and sister are getting for his birthday? ^_^
A BRITISH BULLDOG! I'll try and find a picture. X]

Well, that is a picture of a British bulldog; not Dale Thomas' British bulldog.

TWO ALBUM REVIEWS.

2008-06-17T12:00:00.002+10:00

Yes. I have two albums/EPs/whatever and I feel like reviewing them.

Lessons To Be Learned - Gabriella Cilmi

Save The Lies
Good song. It is very catchy and I'm always singing along.

Sweet About Me
It was the first Gabriella Cilmi song that I heard. And I loved it. =D

Sanctuary
This song makes me want to see St Trinians. Even though I have no idea what the movie is about - I just love this song.

Einstein
Yes, I want to be like Einstein too. And I want to know the equal of pi. Me and Gabriella must be twins. We both have a little brother called Joe.

Got No Place To Go
"Not everything that glitters is gold."
I like that line. It is like when I see something shiny on the ground and think it is a coin. But it isn't. Anyway, I love to sing along to this song. X]

Don't Want To Go Bed Now
"Mummy, I don't wanna go to bed now!"
No, that isn't a line in this song. I just felt like adding that.
This is a good song and the tune is fawesome. =]

Messy
I love the way she goes, "Ping" and "ding" and bum-py." It makes the song sound fun.

Awkward Game
Sort of soul music. Not really pop because it is more mellow and melodious. I can't describe music but I am trying.

Safer
Soul music. Meaningful and deep. I love it. X]

Cigarettes and Lies
Okay, this song has nothing to do with cigarettes. I don't even think Gabriella smokes. She better not or I'll smash her album into a million pieces.
Anyway, it is an upbeat song. She's a great singer. "Baby, baby, baby."

Terrifying
No, Gabriella isn't terrifying. She's sweet. And in this song, she's probably singing about a guy; a boyfriend. X]

Sit In The Blues
Melodious and soul music. "I guess I lose, boy, ain't that right?"

Sorry
Hating Alison Ashley FTW! When I first heard this song I'm like, "I know this song. It sounds familiar." And then I remember it was from Hating Alison Ashley, lol.
"Have you ever been hurt so bad, you just want to die. And break down and cry."

When We Were Kids E.P. by The Galvatrons

When We Were Kids
"A, oh oh oh."
I loved this song when I first heard it. It is catchy and even my mum can sing along to it. Therefore, it must be a catchy tune because my mum can't sing ANY tune.

She's In Love
Yeah, she is in love. Lol, Johnny must have been singing about me being in love with Dale Thomas. It is a great song.

Donnie's On TV
Hehe, Johnny is a pretty rad singer. X]

And yeah. That is the end of my album reviews. Gabriella Cilmi and the Galvatrons both come from Victoria.
I want the Galvatrons to bring out an album. That would be fawesome.

MY DAY TODAY. WITHOUT THE BORING BITS.

2008-06-16T14:05:00.003+10:00

Hey people.
Rihanna (did I spell her name right?) left Big Brother last night. I found that our via the TV Week blog. Anyway, her name reminds me of Rihanna who sings "You can stand under my umberella. Ella, ella, ella, a, a, ,a.."

Man, I love that song. Actually I loved annoying people by singing that song. And yeah.

I had school today. Well, I had one class which was Biology. But I still had to go to school which sucked.

Anyway, I have a funny story to tell thee. (Well, it wasn't funny at the time but still)

I was at my locker getting my bag out, ready to go home. It was about 12:30 and I had to be really quiet - there were exams on. So I got my bag and headed down the stairs. Now, I am one of the clumiest people ever. I nearly reached the bottom of the stairs and I fell. On my bum. And it made the loudest sound in the world. Some kid in China probably heard it. Anyway, I was so scared that the people upstairs had heard the sound because they were doing an exam and I knew they'd be pissed off if the noise outside distracted them. So I had to quickly get up and leave.

Anyway, I was walking home and my bum was hurting (because I fell on it). So I'm like, "Hey God, it's me, Laura. I feel like a hug. Can you send Dale Thomas or Buddy Franklin to me?" And God was like, "Uh." And he didn't. Because he is gay. =[

And that is the end of my story. True story. It happened today. X]

If only I could find Dale or Buddy, I'd hug them. And I'd never let them go. NEVER.

Omg. My two boyfriends have their birthdays this week. Timmy turns 18 on Friday and Dale turns 21 on Saturday. Exciting.

In Biology today, we watched Gattaca. Except not the whole movie. Just the first bit. It is about genes and DNA and stuff. Which is what we are learning about in Biology for Unit 4.

I have a joke for you.

Did you know that diarrhoea is a genetic disease?
It is. It runs in your genes (jeans).

Lol. I found that quite amusing. =]

BUDDEH IS SO COOL. HE EVEN GETS A "EH" AT THE END OF HIS NAME. =]

2008-06-15T16:09:00.003+10:00

I just watched the Amazing Race. And my favourites (which I chose at the start) were eliminated at the end. Freaking hell! Argh. If anyone else watches the Amazing Race, Ari and Staella (whatever her name is) were so cool. Especially Ari. I had a theory that he was gay. X]

Rove is on tonight. ^_^
With Operator Please. And Sharon from Kath & Kim. And Adam Sandler. =]

Dale Thomas plays today. Hopefully he wins. He turns 21 next Saturday. Lol, I want to be invited to his 21st birthday party. If he is having one, of course. X]

On the Amazing Race, there is a team which the other teams call "The Freaks." It is amusing. "The Freaks" team consists of a girl with pink hair and a guy with black hair and boy does he look like a goth. They are called Dating Goths because they are BOTH goths. They are my new favourites. Only because the other teams are all like, "The freaks just passed us!" or "We passed the freaks!" And I'm like, "They aren't freaks! You're the freak!"

Omg. Last night, Buddy got reported. And I'm like, "LEAVEE BUDDY ALONEEE!!" Because the stupid umpires are so bloody stupid for reporting my little Buddy.

I have an update for you all. Carlton have made the Top 8. *stabs Chris Judd*
HEADLINE: Carlton skipper found at his house covered with blood.
ARTICLE (WRITTEN BY REBECCA TWIGLEY): I had just been at the Carlton vs Collingwood match and had gone round to my friend's house to celebrate. Unfortunately, Chris [Judd] couldn't make it, he had an important show to watch on TV.

I came home, an hour later, to find my little superstar, the Carlton skipper, lying next to the front window. He was covered in blood and there was a knive in his body. I was too late. He was gone; dead. Oh, Chris, I shall avenge your death. And avenge it I shall.

Will she catch the killer? Only one way to find out - wait for the next installment of Rebecca Twigley Diaries.

HI, I'M LAURA.

2008-06-14T13:32:00.002+10:00

And I was shooting at helicopters before it was cool.

New quote of the day. Yesterday, it was, "Nay, we are but men."
I feel like watching Don't Mess With The Zohan with Dale Thomas. I know nothing about the movie; only that it has Adam Sandler in it. Me and Dale will watch the movie and then paint each others nails and bake cookies. It shall be fun. Anyone who puts his arms around other men with a plait in his hair would enjoy girlie activities, right?

I'm going to go and find Buddy. And I'll run up to him and hug him. And he'll be like, "Um, dude. What the...?" And I'll be like, "Um, yeah. I just had to do that. It was on my to-do-list."

PINK HAIR.

2008-06-12T19:51:00.003+10:00

I have been meaning to write this for ages.

Well, on Before The Game (last Saturday), Mick Molloy and Hughesy were picking on Buddy. So I was like, "LEAVEE BUDDY ALONEEE!!" And then, Lehmo was like, "LEAVEE BUDDY ALONEEE!!" And I'm like, "Go Lehmo!"

Lehmo is fawesome. He barracks for Hawthorn. Which is a lame team, no offence. But Lehmn is funny.

When I said that Hawthorn are a lame team, I meant all the Hawthorn players are lame but not Buddy! Buddy looks like a cuddly guy (besides Dale Thomas) therefore he is un-lame. If I met him, I'd hug him. It would be fawesome. Hey, I wonder if Collingwood play Hawthorn again this season. I'm going to go and check.

Argh. Die. Collingwood do play Hawthorn but it is at night. Bummer. I can't see a night game. Unless I go with someone. Anyone barrack for Hawthorn here? Fine then. I'll watch the game from my comfy couch.

I have a song in my head. It was in my head during the Chemistry exam. It goes like this, "And we played the first thing that came to our heads. It just so happened to be. The best song in the world. It was the best song in the world."

And yeah. It is sung by Jack Black. The song is called Tribute.

"Be you angels?"

"Nay, we are but men."

"Me and my brother Kyle. We were hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road."

Lol. I like writing out a whole lot of lyrics. By the way, those lyrics were all from the same song. It is a fawesome song. I'll probably be sitting in the GAT going, "This is not the greatest song in the world. It's just a tribute." And the supervisors will be like, "Um. Okayy." And they'll have no idea what I'm on about. They'll probably think I'm on drugs.

Speaking of drugs, "E. E. E. Ecstasy." Mr Gee is pretty cool. Don't cha think? =]

Yum. I feel like a sushi. My friend is so lucky - she gets to go to Japan! I would so learn Japaneses if they offered it at my school. I would have sat in class and ate sushi. When we had to decide between Chinese and Italian for year 8, I was like, "Well, I don't know much Chinese food so I'll choose the pizza and gelati." And that is why I chose Italian. Because of the food.

We didn't get to eat any of that food though. =[

But we did get a milkshake and a pastry treat in one of the Italian lessons. And we had to do a dialogue in Italian and mine was s***. My partner was good though. Except she didn't go and do Italian. Probably because she wanted to do History instead. Because another of my friends (that isn't a friend anymore) chose to do Italian because she didn't want to do History or Geography or anything like that. X]

And I remember when we were learning how to tell the time in Italian and the teacher brought in those biscuits with the time on them. We got two biscuits each. Except we had to tell the time in Italian. Not that hard.

Oh and I also remember my Italian teacher rang up my mum and was like convincing my mum to convince me to do Italian in year 9. And apparently I got 100% on my Italian verb test while other people got zero. And my Italian teacher was like, "If you don't want to learn Italian, what language do you want to learn? Maybe Italian will help you with that."

And I'm like, "I wanted to learn Japanese because I like sushi." And my Italian teacher was like, "Oh."

Lmao. I'm funny. Except not funny enough to be a stand-up comedian. If I had to choose one occupation, it would be Stand Up Comedian and Pete Helliar would train me to be funny. And Rove, Carrie Bickmore, Hamish and Andy can train me too. Especially the last two. They are hilarious. I love the sport ghosting. I have never tried it but one day I will. Me and Dale Thomas will be the world greatest ghosters. And we would win the Olympics for Australia.

The Amazing Race is on tonight. I won't be blogging about it though. I asked the TV Week blogger to blog about it but she hasn't replied yet. In the newspaper, there was a picture of one of the teams and there was a girl with pink hair. I want pink hair. Except my school is gay and won't allow any hair colours that aren't a natural colour. When I am a checkout chick at Coles (not Safeway because they are also gay), I will have wicked pink hair. It will be cool. X]

ARE YOU DOING BIOLOGY IN YEAR 12? THEN I HAVE ADVICE FOR YOU...

2008-06-11T16:51:00.004+10:00

I had my Biology exam today! Oh, I was so nervous before the exam. REALLY NERVOUS.
But then the actual exam wasn't that bad. I mean, I probably got around average but still. It wasn't that hard.
If you ever do Biology in year 12, I have a hint for you. If you use this hint, you'll be absolutely fine.
Okay, the hint is:
DO AS MANY PREVIOUS EXAM PAPERS AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!
I know this seems like a hint you don't want to do but just trust me, k?
Like print off previous exam papers (from 2006, 2007, etc) and complete them. The questions are basically the same except they changed bits of questions to make it sound different but IT WAS BASICALLY THE SAME.

And I didn't do enough previous exam papers. I only did the 2007 one. And another one that our teacher gave us. I should have done more. And I will learn from my mistakes in Unit 4 Biology.

Sorry about my rant. I like ranting.

Anyway, I am a nerd.
I was playing Wonka Nerds Rope game and I got up to level 25. And I am a nerd. Because I play stupid games like that one.
Anyway, 72325 is the highest score I have ever gotten in that game. X]

LOL. AMUSING.

2008-06-09T15:10:00.002+10:00

Ghosting. Best sport ever. Apparently it got banned in some schools because some kid tried to ghost their principal. That would be amusing. It would be even more amusing if I ghosted my principal. *evil*

Anyway, as you can see, I watched Rove yesterday. Jack Black was on. And guess who is going on Rove next week? ^_^
Operator Please! Yes. They are. Timmy is fawesome. So is their latest song. X]

And Sharon will be on Rove too. The one from Kath & Kim. Remember she married Wayne who was an impersonation of Shane Warne. And then they broke up because Wayne got a mobile phone. And Sharon was scared that he'd start texting other girls. Lol. X]

They got married at Luna Park on the mini version of the Dreamworld Giant Drop. Me and Dale will get married there. Except our marriage will be on the ghost train. It'll be like, "I now pronounce you husband and wife - ARGH!"

Good times. =]

Collingwood plays Melbourne today. But Scotty isn't playing. It is sad. But Dale is still playing. He nearly got a goal early in the game. Except it was a point which is still good. X]

I'm going to find Rove and we'll make our own "ghosting" team. Actually, I change my mind. I want to be on Carrie Bickmore's team. We can ghost together. Maybe not the double decker one, though. We'll just to tagging. Fun. I love invading people's personal space. X]

I have exams tomorrow. Three of them. Ew. Even though I have studied, I still think I will fail.

I watched a little bit of Big Brother yesterday. (No, I don't have a life).
Renee left. Instead of Bianca. I was so pissed off. Renee was the good one. The nice one. What is the world coming to? Heh heh heh, last night, Travis was wearing a hat and it reminded me of Jebediah Springfield. So I kept calling him, "Jebediah." It was funny. =]

JACK BLACK. IS COOL. BUT NOT AS COOL AS DALE THOMAS. ^_^

2008-06-08T13:27:00.002+10:00

I have done Biology study but I bet I'll take one look at the exam paper on Wednesday and scream. There'll be questions on there that I haven't studied enough. I know there will be. VCAA are just gay and I'd bet anything that their main goal in life is to MAKE ME FAIL VCE. I hate them.

Okay. I should shut up and study. Remember that show on TV called Sit Down and Shut Up? I had a friend that LOVED that show. And they'd always talk about it. Then it got taken off Channel Ten and my friend cried for like a day. X]

I don't know why I thought of that show. It just came to mind.

Be you angels? Nay, we are but men.

Yeah. I like that song. Jack Black is going on Rove. I am excited. I wonder who he's turn gay for. Probably his friend Kyle. The one who is in the band Tenacious D. Did you know they have a movie? And I didn't even see it. I'm going to rent the movie one day. And Jack Black does the voice for Milo in the Simpsons episode called Husbands and Knives. It is in the 19th season so it hasn't been aired on TV in Australia. We are only up to the Treehouse of Horror one (in the 19th season) which is aired on Tuesday 10th June. X]

I was obsessed with the Tribute song. OBSESSED. I used to walk around the house, singing it. I never knew the band members though. And I liked the movie, School of Rock. But I didn't know that Dewey Finn was played by the lead singer in Tenacious D. I never even knew who Jack Black was until recently. Yes, I am weird.

Lol. Last night, I randomly started singing the YMCA. Why-em-cee-ay.
And then in the morning, I was singing Happy Together by The Turtles.

Imagine me and you, I do.
I think about you day and night, it's only right
To think about the chips you love.
So happy togetherrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Yeah. They probably aren't the correct lyrics. Just my version of it.
I have exams starting on Tuesday. *whinges*
I'd better go study.
Bye for now but not forever,
Laura
P.S. I think I should stop watching Rollercoaster.

JOKES.

2008-06-07T20:04:00.002+10:00

As I'm doing Chemistry and Biology this year, I thought it would be cool to put some jokes on here about Chemistry and Biology.
So yeah. I hope you all enjoy.

Joke #1
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?

Joke #2
Q: How many atoms in a guacamole?
A:Avocado's number.
Lol, my friend always says Avocado instead of Avogadro. X]

Joke #3
Mole problems? Call Avogadro: 6.02 E23
Lmao. In Chem, Avogadro's numbers is 6.02 x 10^23 but on the calculator it is written as 6.02 E 23.

Joke #4
The compounds of sodium are great,
If you can tell the chloride from chlorate.
The one makes fried chips
Taste good on your lips
The other clears weed from your gate.
Not really a joke; more like a limerick.

I JUST DIED. SERIOUSLY. X]

2008-06-07T10:39:00.003+10:00

Omg. Has anyone seen the latest advertisements for Rove? The episode on June 8th? I saw it. It said that Jack Black and Michael Buble were going to be on the show. And I'm like, "I don't even like Michael Buble. And who the hell is Jack Black?" And I was tossing up whether I should watch it and guess what?

Apparently Jack Black is going to do a voice in Kung Fu Panda (I want to see that movie ^_^) and he was the lead singer in the band, Tenacious D. I am so watching Rove. I wouldn't miss it even if Dale Thomas invited me out for dinner. I'd cancel the dinner and make it Tuesday night. Oh wait - it can't be Tuesday because I'm meant to be studying for my Biology exam that night.

Anyway, my point is that Jack Black (coolest dude in history) deserves a poem written by me.

There once was a dude called Jack Black
I didn't know who he was - front or back
But I saw his root
And he sung Tribute
If he worked for me, I would never give him the sack!

Crappy limerick. Sorry Jack.
By "root," I mean where he came from, k?

Nay, we are but men, ROCK! Jack Black is so cool. I'm going to listen to Tribute now, lol.

Nobbi won FNL. He beat Bianca. I was like, "Yay!" and the audience was like, "Booo!" Because of what happened in the Daily Show beforehand. I didn't know what had happened in the Daily Show. All I knew was that Bianca had a fight with Renee. I like Renee. Almost as much as Ollie.

I decided not to do Physics. So, don't worry about the problem I wrote on here. Just think of it as a rant. Because I rant a lot on here.

In English on Friday, I was bored because all we were doing was listening to Oral Presentations. And my friend got up to do her Oral. And I was like, "Say it in an accent." And she was like, "No." And I'm like, "An English accent? Irish? Amercian? Please?"

And then, I thought of the accent another of my friends used to tell a froggy joke. And I told my friend (who was doing the Oral) to use that accent. And she looked at me strangely but she hadn't been there when the froggy joke was told.

So, all English lesson, I'd be like, "Froggy. Jump up!" And I'd try to do the accent but I can't. I can't do ANY accents. I fail at life. Next time we have to do an English oral, I'm doing it in an English accent. I can't do one but I can try. And the teacher will be like, "Are you British?" And I'll be like, "Nope. But I learn the English language so I may as well talk like it."

And I watched Friends yesterday. The armadillo was explaining to his son about Hannukkah and then Joey walked in and was like, "Merry Christmas!" And he was in a Superman suit. And then I was watching FNL and the theme was SUPERHEROES. Lol. They got to FLY in one of the games. It was fawesome. When I was walking home, I was like, "Wouldn't it be cool if I could fly?" And I looked up at the sky and it was grey and cloudy and yucky. And I'm like, "Maybe not." Because I might get struck by lightning. =[
(Well, it wasn't raining but it looked like it.)

I have decided that me and Dale Thomas are going to get married and live in a big mansion. And we won't have kids because I would be a crappy mother. My kid will turn out retarded like me.

HELP ME.

2008-06-05T19:25:00.002+10:00

Okay. I have a problem. And I can't be bothered telling Hughesy so I'll tell my fellow bloggers.

The problem is:
The teachers at my school are like trying to get me to do Physics. They are saying that Physics and Specialist are closely related and will support each other. And I want to do Specialist next year in year 12. But I don't like Physics. So, my question is: Will Physics really help my Specialist?

Okay. Now to the second part of the problem. If I do take up Physics, I would be doing three sciences - Chemistry, Physics and Biology 3/4. And I don't want to do three sciences. Two is enough for me. So, another question for you is: What the hell do I do?

And yeah. I am really pissed off because I am certain that my school is only trying to get my Specialist class to also do Physics because there are only 5 people in the current Year 11 Physics class and apparently my stupid principal doesn't like small classes. =[

I have no idea what to do. If I don't do Physics, then will that affect my chances of doing well in Specialist maths? And if I do choose Physics, will that make me absolutely stressed because I am doing three sciences? Oh and by the way, don't bother commenting if you are just going to say, "Drop Specialist maths." Because that ain't happening. I ain't going to do it.

VCE scares me. The teachers give us so much homework. They don't even realise that we already got homework in the previous class and DON'T WANT ANYMORE! I just want the teachers to DIE.

The end.

ME AND MY BUDDY EXAM.

2008-06-04T19:01:00.003+10:00

Me and Exam are NOT friends.

X[

I made a poem for Exam.

(We had a fight the other day so yeah)

There once was a guy called Exam
Who everyone hated just like mouldy ham
I was scared
But I also cared
Because I did not want to end up like Uncle Sam.

Btw, Uncle Sam is a guy who I don't know. He is meant to represent someone who doesn't study for exams and ends up like a hobo.

And I made another poem for Exam.

I knew this guy
He was definitely bi
I saw him in love with a boy
I called out, "Oi!"
But he ignored me
So I went to pee...

Lameeeeeeee. I made that one up spontaneously. But it rhymes. X]
Anyway, The guy called Exam is meant to represent my hatred for exams. I'm really sorry if someone got confused. My apologies. I hope no one ran into a pole and died. If so, I am deeply sorry. Shall I pay the funeral fees? *grabs my mum's credit card*

Lol, I was reading Jack Heath's blog and he was like saying how he went to buy some Cornflakes and there was a sign on the Cornflakes that said it contained "zinc." So Jack was like, "Okay. I know zinc is on the periodic table but I didn't think we could eat it..." And then later on, Jack went to his shampoo and on the bottle, it read, "Contains zinc. Do not swallow." And Jack was all confused.
I laughed. Not at Jack's confusion but at the way zinc can be edible and non-edible. X]

Oh and the TV Week blogger posted her Big Brother blog and she was like saying how Ollie is her favourite housemate and if the housemates were eliminated for swearing too much (three strikes and you're out), then Ollie would be in the house alone. She was like, "If BB keeps his word to evict people with three strikes, at this rate, we're looking at seven weeks with Ollie, which suits me." It was funny. Oh and she also said, "[Nobbi] is actually quite amusing, though I'm glad he got a strike against him for excessive bad language — it was getting to the point where entire episodes were just one long beep. Or maybe they were just entire episodes of Travis talking. It's so difficult to tell." It was funny. I love the TV week blogger. Good times.

I'M SORRYYYYY!

2008-06-03T21:33:00.001+10:00

I haven't updated this in ages :C!
I WILL SOON, I PROMISE!
After exams!
For now, have a picture of Jeffree Star:

Yes. That is the "LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOONE!!!1!1" dude.
And Raquel Reed! :D

I ROCK UR SOCKS.

2008-06-01T12:38:00.002+10:00

I got the Galvatrons EP yesterday. It is an fawesome band. Johnny (lead singer) has blonde hair which is pretteh.
Collingwood won against West Coast. XD
By 100 points! It was a fantastic game. Dale Thomas kicked 3 spectacular goals. X]

So yeah. The intruders go into the Big Brother house today. Cherry, Rhianna and Terrence. Surfer dude, single mum and an auctioneer. Watch it tonight - 7:30 pm on Channel 10.

Renee won FNL on Friday. It was a good moment. I like Renee. But I also like Nobbi. Only because he has a cool name. I don't know much about his personality so I can't judge him on that.
Well, I don't know much about any of the housemates' personalities. I just like Renee because when she went into the house, she hugged Dixie and Dixie is cool because she likes to eat food and (according to the video footage on the opening night) puts tomato sauce on basically everything. And I like to eat food too. And tomato sauce. *drools*

Sorry to bore anyone. I ramble about Big Brother way too much on here. And I ramble a lot about Dale Thomas to everyone. All my friends are sick of hearing his name. X]

On FNL, the theme was horse racing and Bree "Cheese" Amer had a really cool hat on. It was pretteh. I want one.

And I was watching Video Hits before and Nathan and Fuzzy were doing an Usher show thingy. They were reading out exercepts from a book about Usher and it was something about being in bed eating Subway while making love. And Nathan goes, "He loves footlongs." And I'm like, "Whoa, I can't believe I understand what you're talking about." And then a little voice in my head goes, "I can't believe it's not butter. ^_^ ."

And yeah. I feel like listening to U-Turn now. I loved that song. We had a relationship. Me and U-Turn sitting in a tree, et cetera.

TODAY..

2008-05-30T16:05:00.002+10:00

We had Feast Day today. And we got three things: a sausage, a drink and a cupcake. Which were all yummy. X]

Anyway, I made a new song. It only has four lines but it is cool. The lyrics are:

Hey Scotty
You're a little hottie
Put on a hoodie
And pass me the footy.

So yeah. If you are wondering who Scotty is, I will tell thee.
Scotty is a fawesome AFL footy player. He plays for Collingwood and his guernsey number is 10.
His full name is Scott Pendlebury. =]

Lol. Scott is such a cool name. Just as cool as Heath.

Omg. Travis (on Big Brother) should do a cover of Trampoline by the Grates. He'd be like, "Higher! Higher!" And everyone would be like, "Oh no! The worst song is being sung by someone with an annoying voice. Eek."

And I'll be like, "This is not the greatest song in the world. It's just a tribute."
Oh and then, Dale Thomas will come along and be like, "Nay, we are but men. ROCK."

Rofl. I make up good scenarios. I should be a person who makes movies. The movies would be about Dale Thomas. It'd be like Camp Rock but with sexy and dirty scenes. X]

Yeah. I can't wait for Camp Rock. I don't know how but I'm going to see it. I'll gatecrash someone's party and be like, "Yo. May I borrow your TV?"
And then, I watch it on their TV. And it'll be cool. And then I'll cut off Joe's fringe and be like, "I have your frinnnnnnngeeee." And he's be like, "Shut up."

TERRI AND TERRENCE. SITTING IN A TREE. K I S S I N G FIRST COMES LOVE. THEN COMES MARRIAGE. THEN COMES THE BABY IN THE GOLDEN CARRIAGE.

2008-05-29T17:24:00.004+10:00

I found an article.
Terri will have a playmate in the house. And I don't mean "play" as in "let's have a tea party with our teddy bears."
I read the name "Cherry" and at first, I thought it was a girl. And I'm like, "Cool name." And then, I realised Cherry was a guy and I'm like, "Whoa. That is not a dude's name."

In the picture of the three intruders, don't you reckon Terrence looks like a politician? Gosh, Terri will have fun in the house. I'm sure Terrence likes Pauline Hanson. Who doesn't? (This is a rhetorial question as the only answer is NOBODY LIKES PAULINE HANSON).

They should bring Corey back. It would stop binge drinking in the Big Brother house. And anyway, Bianca would like an alcohol-free house. And she'd love Corey in the house - didn't she say that she loved what Corey stood for? What he is famous for? She loved that. I'm sure she did. Probably pashed in the corner while the cameras weren't watching.

INTERESTING.

2008-05-28T17:35:00.002+10:00

I went to Community Service today. Exciting. (Not really -.-)

Lol, when I was walking home from the train station, there was heaps of boys and girls walking towards the station. So, I could check out all the guys. Anyway, as I was walking along and staring at random guys deciding if they're hot or not, I see a sign (on a phone box) that says, "It's rude to stare." And I'm like, "Oops."

And yeah. It was funny. X]

Good times. Dale Thomas plays on Saturday. Against West Coast. Lmao, West Coast are going badly this year. Which is good. Because I don't like them. I don't know why. I just hate them. I hate every team except Collingwood. And I hate every footy player except Collingwood players and Lance "Buddy" Franklin.

Note: I don't like Jimmy Bartel anymore. He's too old and he has a girlfriend. Some Danish chick. The first time I heard his girlfriend was Danish, I thought of a biscuit, lol.

Anyhoo, I have casual clothes day on Friday. Does anyone know what people wore in the 40's and 50's? Because I don't. =[
I'll probably just wear casual. As in clothes I'd wear in the 21st century.

GUESS WHAT?

2008-05-27T17:47:00.002+10:00

I could have gotten a prize. I am so pissed off.
There was a competition where you had to take a paragraph of any book and change it so it is in Shakespearean language. And I was like, "Too hard. I wouldn't win anyway."

And I found out today that EVERYONE who entered the competition won a prize. Dammit.

Anyway, I'll win the Jack Heath competition. I hope. Not many people have entered it so I should win. *fingers crossed*

Today I had an Accounting SAC. I went well because budgeting is an easy topic. =]

In volleyball, my team got thrashed. We sucked. =[

DALE THOMAS IS THE BEST

2008-05-24T12:46:00.005+10:00

^_^
I am happy. Because guess who won yesterday? COLLINGWOOD. They beat the 2007 premiers.
Except Terri didn't win Friday Night Live. She didn't even know what a HUBCAP was. I don't think Alice knew either. But that doesn't matter - she won anyway. And she took Nobbi (I love his name) to the Strategy Room. To talk about stuff.

Anyway, Dale Thomas kicked "goal of the year" yesterday. Miraculous goal. I loved it. It was replayed about FIFTY billion times. And the commentators were like, "Whoa. Peter Daicos style." And I'm like, "Who is Peter Daicos? Was he a hot-looking dude like Dale?"

I felt sorry for Jimmy Bartel. His team didn't win. He tried so hard. He's the only guy on the Geelong team who ISN'T bald. They are all freaking BALD (except Jimmy).

So yeah. Last night was brilliant. Geelong got thrashed which serves them right for thrashing other teams. Heh heh heh.

I'm going to a Trivia Night tonight. It will be fun. So I might miss Before The Game. Which will suck because Scott Burns (Magpies skipper) is going to be on the show.

And there was an article about Gabriella Cilmi in the newspaper. I read all of it. It was fawesome. I was watching the Music Jungle today and the number 1 song was SWEET ABOUT ME by Gabriella Cilmi. I love the song. I have heard it so many times and I'll never get sick of it.

Oh My Gosh. Dale Thomas is the one on the right. Isn't he cute? The guy that he's hugging is Paul Medhurst.

WITHOUT THE BORING BITS!

2008-05-21T19:22:00.003+10:00

Lol, I finally downloaded the song my friend asked for. It's called When We Were Kids by Galvatrons. It is a fawesome song. They come from a place near me, rofl. I could stalk them. Except my friend (who I sent the song to) lives closer to them. So I told her to stalk them. But then I realised that it might be difficult because they might be on tour and stuff. X]

I watched Friends today. Amusing. It was the episode where Chandler wanted to buy a ring and it costed $8000 or something. So he had to find Joey (the kangaroo) to get his credit card back.

And Joey and Ross became best friends because Chandler didn't want to go with them to something that they had tickets for. And they were pissed off with him and Joey goes, "We'll be best friends. We'll be the new Chandler and Joey."

Good times. X]

Hm. I had two Maths subjects today. Specialist and Methods. And I have four maths exams. My friends are all like, "How can you cope with that much Maths?!" My friends are really smart at maths except they don't do Specialist because they are too smart for it.

In English, we are doing an Oral Presentation on an issue in the media. It's scary. I hate orals. I get nervous and shy and most of the time, I'm talking to my feet. Or looking at my feet because they look so pretteh. Yes, if "pretty" is written in a blog or email, it has to be written as "pretteh."

Oh Em Gee. In Accounting, we have to do a powerpoint presentation on TAXES. Which makes me puke but anyway, we are doing it in partners. And my partner did all this work (like 2000 words) and I've done like nothing. I'm so lazy. REALLY lazy. Frankly, I don't think it's fair that we work really hard (well, not me) and the government takes some of our hard, earned cash. Take it from the RICH people, Kevin. Some people are earning BILLIONS (i.e. Daniel Radcliffe) and if one million dollars of his money went missing, he wouldn't even notice it.

Okay, I'll stop talking about taxes.
Did you know that anyone with the name "Heath" (last name or first name) is cool? Well, that's what I think.

Heath Shaw - Collingwood footballer. Legend. He's a little bit hyperactive because he has that thingie called ADHD. And yeah. Great guy, though.
Jack Heath - Funny guy. He writes books (i.e. The Lab and Remote Control) and he also writes blogs. He is the funniest guy ever!
And that's all. If you think of any more Heath's, just comment me.

THE AMUSING STUFF.

2008-05-19T20:04:00.003+10:00

Hehe.
The Galvatrons lead singer has fawesome long hair. And it is blonde. I love it. I want to cut off his hair and hug it at night. Just like I'm going to do with Joe Jonas' scarf.
Lol. =]
I want their EP. But you have to order it. I can't be bothered doing that.

How to look good naked is on now. Carson Kressley is on it. You know the guy who goes on Big Brother every week to give people makeovers? Yeah, that's the one.
He's so cool. Well, all gay guys are cool. I don't know about gay women because I don't know any.

Oh and by the way, Travis (on Big Brother this year) is not gay. I don't care what everyone else thinks. I don't care that Ninemsn has got an article saying, "Do you think Travis is gay?"
I don't care that he makes up funny things for bad words. Like "shingle-berries." It's cool. It's hip. Get with it. (No, it isn't French though).

I have had a song from Hating Alison Ashley in my head all day.
Because the song called Sorry by Gabriella Cilmi is on her Aussie version of her debut album. We are special to get that song on our album. X]
Except she did a cover of Echo Beach (fawesome song) and that isn't on the Aussie version. It's on the UK version or something. Dammit, I hear you say.

I was listening (not watching because I was in another room) to Big Brother today. Whinge, whinge and more whinge. I went into the room and saw Bridgette in the diary room.
Apparently she's got no friends because the girls are bitches and according to Bridgette, they talk about people behind their backs. I felt sorry for Bridgette. She was crying.

But I have to say, what are girls meant to do? Sitting in a house 24/7 with the same boring old people. They have to bitch about other girls. It gives them something to do. Something that doesn't require brain power.

HEH HEH HEH...

2008-05-19T08:08:00.003+10:00

I got Gabriella Cilmi's album on the weekend. ^_^
It was brilliant.
I went to David Jones to buy it (because I have a gift card) and I asked the guy if they had any Gabriella Cilmi albums. And he's like, "Uh. How do you spell her name? So I can look it up."
And I'm like, "C-i-l-m-i." And in my head, I'm like, "What the hell? This dude doesn't even know who Gabriella Cilmi is." I didn't even bother asking for the Galvatrons EP. He'd just give me a strange look.

So I went to Sanity.
And I found Gabriella Cilmi's album easily. Which was good. Except I couldn't find the Galvatrons. *sniff*
So I asked the guy at the counter and he's like, "The Galvatrons? The band who sings When We Were Kids?" And I was like, "Yep." Finally, someone who knows the Galvatrons. He should get Employee of the Month or something. I'll go there and ask the manager.

I watched the last bit of Big Brother. And Jackie O is like, "The person eliminated from Big Brother is..." And I'm like, "JACKIE O! You're meant to say 'it's time to go.' Haven't you read the Big Brother handbook yet?"

And Rebecca left. I can't believe that she left. Wasn't she the Friday Night Live winner? Or was that someone else? Anyway, I didn't watch anymore because Big Brother (not the person, I meant the show) bores me.

STUFF.

2008-05-18T12:35:00.005+10:00

Hey everyone!
Do you know what is happening in two months (July 18th)?!
Now that I've got your attention, I can talk about random stuff. Who watched Before The Game yesterday? I missed it, lol.

Random pictures time ^_^ :

Joe is in the middle - looking fawesome.

I love his fringe. And his bowtie. X]
He looks so cute, lol.

The one on the right is Joe.

His hair is so adorable. I want a child like him. Unfortunately, I have decided that me and Dale Thomas don't want children so I can't have a child like him. =[

Gabriella Cimi. X]

I want her shoes. Look closely in the picture - I want those shoes. She wears them in the Sweet About Me video clip.

My boyfriend - Dale Thomas.

Yes, I love this guy. I'd marry him if I got the choice. Everytime he's on TV playing footy, I'm like, "Omg! He's so fawesome!"

That concludes this post. Have fun.

LAST NIGHT.

2008-05-17T12:35:00.004+10:00

The footy was on last night.
And Friday Night Live was on. I turned on the TV to watch FNL and they showed the housemates and I'm like, "Where's Corey?!" And yeah. I'm never up-to-date with the events in the house.
Anyway, Rebecca (the birthday girl) won FNL, only because Nathan couldn't spell Schwarzenegger. Poor little Nathan. X]

Collingwood won too. Against the Saints. So, put that in your pipe and smoke it, Saints fans.
And Bridgette (the dumb blonde) nearly won FNL. I wanted her to win so she could show all the dumb people out there (like me) that they can win something like FNL.

But Bridgette got to go into the Strategy Room instead. To talk about nominations while eating pizza. Mmm... pizza. I also wanted Travis to win. I like his voice. Omg, Mike Goldman was like, "Here is a man who has a street named after him in Adelaide - High Street." And then he introduced Fitzy and I'm like, "Wouldn't that street be named after Travis?" Lol. I found that amusing.

Good times. =]

MY GAME

2008-05-16T15:30:00.002+10:00

Everyone, check it this game. It is so hard. I'm up to level 16.
And the balls keep trying to kill me and I'm probably going to have nightmares tonight with a massive ball chasing me. X[

FULL FRONTAL SNOGGING DALE THOMAS.

2008-05-15T19:04:00.002+10:00

Howdy.
Um, yeah. I'm watching the footy tomorrow night. GO DALE THOMAS!
Yeah, I love him. LOVE.
I want to meet him and be like, "Hi!" And then Dale would be like, "Uh. Hi." X]

Hm. I had my Accounting SAC today. Profit and Loss. So much fun. And then I had Biology and we watched WORMS. And learnt about WORMS and parasites and viruses. And then I had Maths where we did GRAPHS on QUARTIC and CUBIC and yeah. And then I had English where we worked on our story thingie. I got a B+ on my other English SAC. I felt proud because it was the same mark as my friend who's really smart. She got an A+ for the first SAC. O_O

For those of you who have been living in a hole, a SAC is a school assessed coursework thingie. It is less important than an exam but still important. In other words, you still need to study and revise and prepare.

My exams are in four weeks. The Biology one scares me. Because it is 33% of my actual mark for Biology. AND IT GOES TOWARDS MY ENTER SCORE! Eek. I have to study. HAVE TO.

Why does VCE have to be so scary? Can't they make it easy? Like 1 + 1 = 2 ?

Stupid morons who invented VCE. They should be captured and forced to do VCE. And then they'll DIE. And we'll all celebrate. But then the HSC people will be like, "You lazy people! Do some work!" And they'll throw lots of work at us. X|

Ah, yes. Quite amusing. I'm planning on reading the book called Angue, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging. Apparently it is REALLY funny and they are making a movie of it later this year. Except for the movie, they changed "Full Frontal" to "Perfect."

Dale Thomas attempting a headstand. =]

Is Dale Thomas trying to be like Jason Akermanis? Gosh, Dale. You should know better than being like that moron that can only talk about GOVNO.

Note to reader: I learnt the word "govno" from my friend. Hopefully, no one will think it's a swear word and be like, "You can't even speak Serbian so why would you write it?"

GALVATRONS AND MY SK8ER BOI

2008-05-14T18:02:00.002+10:00

Hey everyone. Guess what I'm doing my Personal/Reflective/Creative writing on? The song called Sk8er Boi. By Avril Lavigne. Fawesome song. I made it into a story. And the guy's name is Thomas. X]

Anyway, I have a new favourite band. NEW. They are called the Galvatrons (Reminds me of the Gravitron. O_O).
And yeah. They sing a song called When We Were Kids.
And my friend sent me an email and was like, "Could you send me the song When We Were Kids by the Galvatrons?" And I'm like, "Omg. I love that song!" So I'm planning on buying their EP or album or whatever. I also need to buy Gabriella Cilmi's album. NEED.

The lead singer in the Galvatrons has really long blonde hair. Like, extra long. He could trip on his hair if it was a centimetre longer.

Gosh. I'm going to cut his hair one day. I'll walk up to him and be like, "Yo!" And then he'll be like, "Um. Hi." And then, I'd pull out some scissors and cut his hair. FUN. It may be hard because the band is probably on tour all the time and supporting their album and such.

TODAY..

2008-05-13T16:30:00.003+10:00

Most interesting thing that happened:
Worms. And more worms. And a whole video on a dude who swallowed a worm.

Worst thing that happened:
I have to do a power point on TAXES! Eek.

Funny/Amusing segment:
Corey's new name is GED. Gigantic Eyebrows of Doom.

Song that was stuck in my head:
Tribute by Tenacious D
Nay, we are but men ROCK!

What I had for lunch:
Chicken and Lettuce Roll. Same as usual.

Something I sucked at today:
Badminton. Oh dear, I couldn't even serve. Twas horrible.

Someone I love:
You'll never guess. DALE THOMAS!

The person who is most likely coming with me to the semi-formal:
A hobo picked up from the bus stop. Oh yeah.

The blog I like the best:
A tie between Jack Heath's and Mary Kiley's.

Query of the day:
How could you tell the difference between fettuccine and a tapeworm?

Food I'm never eating again:
Fettucine.
In the video we watched today, the guy was like, "This is fettucine and this is a tapeworm." And they looked the same! Argh.

Person that I'm smarter than:
Bridgette. From Big Brother.
I'm not the smartest person in the world but I'm smarter than this chick.
Except I love Sparkles. If I were in the Big Brother house, I'd bring in a soft toy and hug it all day. X]

Scary thought:
Exams are coming soon..

Best thing that happened:
I didn't have Maths today. Hehe.

Unreal headline I read today:
"Corey is not a moron says his mum."
His mum wasn't thinking straight when she said that.

Weird picture I've seen today:
Imagine you are drunk and run to the toilet. And you opened the door and saw this -
The floor is painted on... =|

TWILIGHT BY STEPHENIE MEYER

2008-05-12T17:59:00.002+10:00

The preview of Twilight. Cedric Diggory (I don't know his actual name) is playing the vampire - Edward.

I loved this book. I'd give the book three thumbs up except I don't have three thumbs. =|

HOWDY

2008-05-11T14:29:00.002+10:00

Hello.
I was watching Video Hits this morning and there was a song on it and guess what it was called?

When We Were Kids by The Galvatrons. It was fawesome. And catchy. =]

Victoria won last night. They beat the Dream Team, lol. Poor little Buddy. He reminds me of Graeme from SYTYCDA. That's a good thing and I admire him for that reason.

And Jimmy Bartel played. X]

HELLO FELLOW BLOGGERS!

2008-05-10T12:36:00.003+10:00

I watched FNL last night. It was Hip Hop night which was pretty fawesome. And guess who won? Nathan. I was like, "Do I know you? Were you there on the opening night?!" I didn't recognise any bald guys at the opening night but oh well. I must have missed him.

And Corey was there. I don't like him. Does he think he is famously cool just because he threw a stupid party? I could throw a party like that and I highly doubt that I would be considered cool. I'm not even cool now.

But yeah. I love Nigel. He got fired from the ninjas and fired from the DJ place. It was so sad. He's a bit like me because he wears glasses and he doesn't have a job. We can be hobos together.

And I was reading my book last night and there's a guy in the book with a really cool name. His name is Golahka. Anyway, the main character (Siki - the female warrior) and Golahka were running away from the evil dudes. And then they camped out in a secret place. And they got married. And I was like, "OMG! I wanted that to happen!" Because I knew they were in love from the very start. Except I didn't know the age difference. Siki was about 17-ish and I presumed Golahka was about 30. Anyway, I knew they loved each other. I knew it.

And yeah. Travis and Renee got to go into the strategy room. My two favourites. I like Travis because he has an annoying voice and will annoy everyone in the house and I like Renee because she comes from the same hometown as Dixie. And Dixie reminds me of those Dixie ice cream thingies. Oh and Dixie loves tomato sauce on everything (Me too!).

I was in the supermarket with my mum and we were in the tomato sauce aisle. And I saw this mini bottle of tomato sauce and I'm like, "Gosh, that bottle wouldn't even be enough for my one sausage..." Yeah, my sausage has to be swimming in tomato sauce for me to eat it.

Hm. I'm writing a personal/reflective piece for English and mine is about a girl who loves a guy but he doesn't love her back. And the guy's name is Thomas. Oh and I got the idea from the contemporary routines on SYTYCDA. Thanks to Jason Gilkison, Nacho Pop and Supple. =]

GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD!!! (NO, IT IS ACTUALLY JUST A TRIBUTE...)

2008-05-09T17:31:00.003+10:00

Hello, I just did my Maths homework. And Biology homework. I feel so proud. X]

In Biology, we are learning about DISEASE! And immunity and stuff. I feel like I'm talking about Survivor or something. "This person got immunity this week and they are safe from tribal council."

Oh dear. I have resorted into a babble of Jeff-Probst-language.

Anyway, my point is that solving cubic functions may seem easy but there is so much work to do to get the answer. And I don't like matrices. They may seem easy but they aren't my friends and will never be.

Okay, I'll stop talking about maths. I watched Moulin Rouge in English today. It was about women's experiences so we watched it. When the Elephant Love Medley came on, we were all singing along. I love that song. The first time I heard it (in Grade 4), my friend was like, "Do you like this song?" And I'm like, "It's alright..." And then a week later, I heard the song again and my friend was like, "Do you like this song?" And I'm like, "Yeah. It's pretty good." And when I got home, I put on my CD with the Elephant Love Medley on it. And there was another song on the CD and I was like, "OMG! I used to love this song when I was in grade 4/grade 5."

I post the video on here and you can all indulge.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pcJwz7wu8_s

I can't post the freaking video on this post because the stupid embedding got disabled. So, I posted the link instead. =]

STUFF.. AND JUNK... But MAINLY STUFF.

2008-05-08T16:52:00.002+10:00

Hello everyone!
I had a maths test today. It was pretty easy though because it was the tech-free one.

Omg! That cat is listening to an IPOD?! Whoa, that is pretty rad. I wonder what song he's listening to... Probably Operator Please or a good band like that. X]

Hopefully, Dale Thomas will be on Before The Game. Because he isn't playing in the Vic vs Dream Team match. And I want the Dream Team to win. Lance Franklin is playing in the Dream Team. He looks like Graeme from SYTCDA. And yes, I am still thinking about Graeme and Rhiannon. They were fawesome. How can I forget about them? I can't.

HAIRCUTS AND RANTS

2008-05-06T16:56:00.002+10:00

Howdy people! I just had Accounting and I finished all my work. And I also finished my Maths homework in the study period. Which is a pretty good thing because we are doing matrices at the moment. I do not like matrices. They are tedious and lame and whoever invented them shall be hunted down and forced to do a heap of matrices. Because they are so bad and the matrices inventor would suffer and die.

I have finished ranting. Oh wait - I have another rant for you.

I was reading the newspaper yesterday and it said that Dale Thomas was out of the Victorian team that is playing on Saturday. They have dumped him from the team! Dumped! I hate them. I'm not watching the Victoria vs Dream Team match. No way! Not even if Jimmy and Buddy are playing. I don't think so.

And yeah. As you can see I've had Maths today and guess what? I have half a day of maths tomorrow AND on top of that, I have Chemistry. Not that Maths and Chemistry are bad or anything....

Oh and when I was walking home, I got bored so I started thinking about all the celebrities that looked like girls and then they cut their hair and looked manly. Let's make a list.

Jesse McCartney - Oh yes. He used to have long hair and he looked really cute; kind of like a girl. But then he cut it and he looked like a man! I got mad at him. But now, his hair is pretty good.
Matt (you know the dude off Aussie Idol last year?) - He used to have long hair and while he was on the show, I used to be like, "Cut your freaking hair!" And now he looks more mature and more manly. Kinda cute.
Henry (Vanessa's partner in SYTYCDA) - Ahh, Henry. He looked like a girl and when he danced with Vanessa, I thought I was looking at two girls dancing. And then he cut it and I was like, "Vanessa's partner is a MAN?!" He looked good with short hair. Kinda hot but not as much as Dale Thomas.
Dale Thomas - He never had long, long hair but he does either drive to Drouin to get it cut or cut it himself. And sometimes it does go past his ears but his mum always tells him to get it cut. Or his sister.
William Beckett (dude from The Academy Is...) - I don't really know this guy but my friend was really sad when he cut his girlish hair.

I'll post pictures of these guys so you know what they look like. X]

Jesse McCartney (above)

Matt Corby (above)

Dale Thomas the hottest guy in the AFL (above)

Henry - OMG! It's a man! - (above)

William Beckett (above)

CELEBRITY PROFILE

2008-05-04T16:10:00.002+10:00

Full Name: Bree Amer

AKA: Bree, Breezy, Cheese, Cheesy, etc

D.O.B: Born in 1982 (age 26)

Significant Achievements: She is a host of Friday Night Live. And she was in the Big Brother house a few years ago.

Not-so-significant Achievements: Nothing. Cheese wouldn't hurt a fly.

Stalker Rating: Moderately Low. No one can have her babies but Bodie likes her.

"How can I become one of the said stalkers?": Easily. Watch Friday Night Live at 7:30 pm on Channel 10. And check out her Wikipedia page.

Other (un)Nessecary Information: She had a lump on her neck which turned out to be thyroid cancer. But she's fine now. And apparently she is dating Bodie (some guy from Big Brother a few years back) and Mike Goldman and Fitzy teased her about it.

Photographic evidence:

FUN. X]

2008-05-03T15:10:00.004+10:00

I have a joke for you all.

Has anyone heard of the restaurant on the moon? The food is good but it has no atmosphere. Geddit? I don't. But I laughed when Bree "Cheese" Amer told the joke. And by the way, I find it amusing to call Bree "Cheese" or "Cheesy." Because Brie cheese is my favourite type of cheese.

Sweetest songs ever:
Tattoo by Jordin Sparks
America produces good singers on Idol. Kelly Clarkson was fawesome.
Australia by Jonas Brothers
Ahh.. I want that purple scarf.
Where the city meets the sea by Getaway Plan
Good song. Catchy too.
Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi
Gabriella, you are sweet. Don't lie in a song! X]
Perfect by Simple Plan
HA! I was listening to my iPod today and I was singing along to Perfect and then I sang along to Shut Up. I love that song. Old skool Simple Plan.
Happy Together by the Turtles
Mmm... Chips.

CELEBRITY PROFILE

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Full Name: Mary Kiley
AKA: Mary, TV Week blogger, etc.
D.O.B: Probably about 30 years old.
Significant Achievements: She writes for TV Week mainly blogging about latest reality shows. She is pretty rad.
Not-so-significant Achievements: As if she's done something bad! She's too innocent.
Stalker Rating: Moderately Low. I doubt anyone would want to stalk her - why would anyone do that to their favourite blogger?
"How can I become one of the said stalkers?": Check out her latest blog. And then scroll down to see her other blogs.
Other (un)Nessecary Information: Her favourite shows are Seinfeld and Friends and she'd like to audition for Survivor - if only she was invited on Survivor: Fans vs Favourites. That would be fawesome.
Photographic Evidence:

LOLCATS.

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Look. I've made my own LolCats. Click here if you want to make your own too. X]