ROVE IS PRETTEH COOL. ^_^

Howdy peeps!
The Simpsons is on tonight!
At 7:30 pm. ^_^
ANDAND it is on at SIX O'CLOCK!!!
Also, Wipeout is on too. YAY FOR THE BIG BALLS.
(Oops, that sounded wrong)

And Survivor is on but I'm not watching it cos I never do.
ALSO, none of my ~lovely bloggers are going to blog about it.
I was kinda hoping the TV Week blogger would blog because she actually likes Survivor and stuff.
And then, I was hoping for Petstarr (aka Bland Canyon blog) to blog about it. Except he doesn't blog about Survivor. Fair enough, I wouldn't want to watch Survivor either.

Okay, I'll shut up.
LOL, I've been practising the stuff that Rove does. Cos I want to be like him. X]
Like, for example, y'know how when Rove is talking to Tom Petrovsky and then he swivels around to say the "Things I love" segment? Yeah, I've been practising the swivel. I'm not very good at it but I'm trying.
Also, I like the "Say-hi-to-your-mum-for-me" part. That's a classic.

So yeah. Soon, I'll have my own TV show and it'll be like exactly like Rove's.
Except I'll be the host.
And the show will be called, "LAURA."
And Carrie Bickmore will say the ~news and Peter Helliar will do Petespace.
Oh and Ryan Shelton will do his investigating stuff. That's always funneh.
The celebrity guests on the show can be Dale Thomas and Jimmy Bartel and Buddy Franklin.
Great show, huh?
I'll probably get worse ratings than Australian Idol and I didn't even know you could get WORSE ratings than Australian Idol. O_O

Okay, fine. I won't copy Rove.
I'll just audition for 5th Grader and pretend that I'm 11 years old. Unbeknowns to them, I'm actually 6 years older. ^_^
Wouldn't it be so cool to have Rove as your teacher?
Like, what would the classes be like?
Rove would be like, "Now, class, time for the quiz on what you've learnt. Laura, you're up first!"
And then the scenario would be like:

Rove: Start the clock. What is the first letter of the alphabet?
Laura: A.
Rove: How many sides does a heptagon have?
Laura: 7.
Rove: What is the longest word with no vowels?
Laura: Rhythm.
Rove: And the last question: Who would you turn gay for?
Laura: Um, I don't know. Damn, I should have studied this. I should've known this question would be on the quiz. Um, I'll say Gabriella Cilmi and Brooke cos they have nice shoes. ^_^
Rove: Well done. You deserve an A+ and here is your $20.

LOL, great scenario, yeah?
Rove would be the best teacher.
^_^

Later, peeps. X]

SAY HI TO YOUR MUM FOR ME!

I watched Rove yesterday.
And Lady GaGa was performing.
Now, I like her song (Just Dance) and everytime it comes on the radio, I'm like, "YAY!" Because it is MUCH better than some of the crap songs radio's play.
But when Lady GaGa was performing LIVE on Rove, it was better.
She makes it really entertaining to watch. ^_^
Also, the things I love segment was pretteh cool too.
Ryan Shelton was all like, "I love making friends... I once made a friend called Becky out of sticks and stones... Becky, if you're watching, I really miss you..."
Ryan is hilarious. I laughed for like a minute after that.
And then Carrie Bickmore's. It was like, "I love how people say, "it's the new black". And I punch them in the eye and say, "like that?"."

And I watched the end of Australian Idol (because that show finished later T_T).
And some chick was being all cute and shy.
Then she came out and sang Hook Me Up by The Veronicas (I know, right) and she did it in a kind of sexy way.
So, the judges were all like, "Um, that didn't suit you.."
And one of the judgesw (I didn't see which one - probably Kyle) said, "It was like Mother Teresa at a lingerie party."
And Gee and Jimmy were like, "Uh, maybe we should ignore that comment..."
Yeah, it scarred me. =[
Not happy, Jan.

On my tombstone, I want an advertisement for Cadbury. Preferably a picture of a gorilla.
And then, everyone will stand near my grave and be like, "Oh, I'll miss Laura. -cough- . Let's all have chocolate to drown our sorrows."
And yeah. X]

GEELONG VS HAWTHORN GRAND FINAL

Hawthorn are winning. :'[
I kinda wanted them to win but then I saw Jimmy's cute face and I was all like, "JIMMY FTW!"
I'd rather see a Sad-Buddy face than a Sad-Jimmy face.
Jimmy's too cute to cry.
And I also don't want Chance Bateman to win. His hairstyle is ridiculous. It is like long dreadlocks and it looks HORRIBLE. He can't win.

And also Jimmy is working harder than Buddy. Jimmy has had more kicks and disposals and what not. ILY, Jimmy, You deserve the Norm Smith medal.

At the Show, I got a Dale Thomas badge.
It looks pretteh.

Did I mention that Dale Thomas won Tool Of The Year?
He did.
And also, on Wednesday, he did a cooking thingy at Crown Casino (I read this on his blog) and guess who won the cook-off?
DALE THOMAS.
Yes, that's right. My boyfriend can cook. ^_^
Which means that I can marry him and there's no pressure on me to cook the dinner. YAY!

This Grand Final is SO annoying.
Bateman just got a free kick. But then Buddy (my ~lovely champion) got a goal. Which made it all better.
Oh, Buddy, why so awful to little Jimmy?

EW. Last freaking quarter. And bloody Hawthorn are winning.
-whinges-
And now the captain (Sam "I-Think-I'm-So-Great" Mitchell) has kicked a goal.
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP KICKING GOALS????

Gosh, there are about 100,000 people at the MCG. ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND!
Whoa.
That's a whole heap of people.
I hate this game. And I'm sure the Geelong supporters hate it EVEN MORE.
How can Geelong win EVERY match ('cept one) but LOSE the Grand Final?
Is that even possible?!?!?!?!

Some Hawthorn guy just sealed the game.
That Hawthorn guy is going to die.
BRB, just going to the MCG to kill some Hawthorn people.

EW. EW. EW. EW. EW. EW.
I hate Hawthorn.
Maybe they should stop being so arrogant.
Jimmy Bartel has NEVER been arrogant.
NEVER.
NEVER.
Never in his whole life has he been arrogant.
Jimmy is the sweetest guy ever.

Oh, look who's going for goal?
It's Jarryd Roughead.
What a surprise.
I hate him.

If Jimmy Bartel doesn't win the Norm Smith medal, I'll kill someone. And it will most likely be Chance Bateman. And his hair. T_T

Some Hawthorn guy is on crutches.
Oh wait - it's Trent Croad.
The drug-addict.

LOL, Geelong kicked a goal.
Never say die, says Tom Lonergan who just kicked a goal.
Oh, Tom. I'm glad you're nice to my little Jimmy.

I'm going to go now.
I'll blog again when I find out who the Norm Smith medallist is.
I could be angry or happy depending on that medallist. ^_^

ANGUS, THONGS AND FULL FRONTAL SNOGGING IS A GOOD BOOK.

So, I have an idea for the semi formal.
I'll come wearing a pair of ~gorgeous red boots (kinda like Gabriella Cilmi's except hers aren't red).
And I'll wear dark-ish jeans (dark blue/navy) and any random top.
Except I don't have any red boots. I'm gonna buy some. Even if I only wear them once.
Yes, I may look hooker-ish but that is part of the plan.
The theme is 'in your wildest dreams' not 'in your normal dreams.'

Anyhoo, I was reading the TV Guide in hope that a good TV show was coming on. (i.e. The Amazing Race, The Mole, Futurama, The Simpsons at 6pm, etc).
And I found something nearly as good. Survivor. Although it is on late at night, the TV Week blogger hopefully will blog about it. Which means, she'll blog more. YAY.

LOL. I had a yummy breakfast this morning.
It was from McDonalds and I had bacon & egg McMuffin AND a hash brown. But the best part was the chocolate shake. Mmm...

I finished the book Town by James Roy.
It was awesome.
Jack is SO funneh.
Same with Angela and Hattie and Jordan. Oh and Jordan's Chemistry teacher.

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader is on tonight.
Rove is pretteh cool.
And the kids are cool too. They are like me when I was in Grade 5. Except they are more energetic and smiley. I was quiet and shy. And also, they have plans to be comedians and astronauts and science-y stuff. I had no plans. I was like Lisa Simpson because I liked maths and english and science and everything except sport but they weren't actual occupations for the future.
I suppose I'm more like Lisa Simpson than those 5th grade kids. Except my daddy wasn't funneh.

Oh wait - speaking of people being funneh, I was reading Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging and Georgia inherited a big nose from her father. So she goes up to her mum, "Why'd you marry dad?" And her mum was like, "He makes me laugh."
And then, Georgia was all like, "Well, Bart Simpson makes me laugh and I'm not going to marry him."
LOL. ILY, Georgia. You're cool like Bella. ^_^
I'm only up to page 70 in that book, though.
Oh and Georgia's friend, Jas, fell in love with a guy called Tom. And Tom goes, "See you later." And Jas was all like, "OMG. He said see you later. OMG. He said see you later. OMG."
And it reminded me of my friend who said hi to the guy she liked and he nodded at her. So my friend was all like, "OMG. He nodded at me. OMG. He nodded at me. OMG."
LOL. She thought that nodding was a marriage proposal. O_O

Anyway, Georgia fell in love with Tom's brother, Robbie.
And Georgia was walking down the street pushing the pram which her sister, Libby, was in.
And Robbie came walking towards them.
So, Georgia says hi. And they chat for awhile.
And then, Libby goes, "Georgia did a big poo in the morning." Right in front of the guy Georgia had a crush on!
I burst out laughing at that part.
Anyway, Robbie was like, "Uh, okayyy."

And yeah. Georgia is pretteh funny.
Oh and at Georgia's school, they have to wear berets. And no one wants to wear berets because it flattens their hair and makes their hair look shit. Oh and they walk past the guy's school every morning so you gotta look pretteh when walking past guys.
So they found a way to wear it so it was hidden. So that the guy's couldn't see it yet the teachers wouldn't tell them off.
Strict school. I wonder what school it reminds me of. Oh yes - my school.
My school don't wear berets but we HAVE to wear our blazers to and from school.
And if you rock up in sports uniform on a non-sports day, you'll get a detention.
Or if you are in the classroom at lunchtime because you are cold outside, you'll get a detention.
Basically, the school is strict. Or maybe the teachers need company when they stay after school. Teachers at my school SRSLY need a life.
I mean, my Biology class has to come in to school DURING the holidays. Don't the teachers have better things to do? Like, getting drunk at parties, taking drugs and going to strip clubs.

Anyway, enough talk about teachers.
The BUDDY AND JIMMY SHOW is on Saturday.
I want Buddy to win because Jimmy had his glory last year.
I'm going now. Later, peeps.
Don't forget to party like it's 1989!

I WANT RED SHOES

Yesterday, I turned on the TV to watch the Brownlow and Australian Idol was still on.
And some girl was singing so I presume she had been eliminated.
This girl had brown hair and a pretteh face.
Oh and she was wearing RED boots. Kinda like Gabriella Cilmi's but they were RED.
Anyhoo, my point is that this girl was the spitting image of Gabriella Cilmi. The only difference was the girl looked younger yet she must have been older to be on Australian Idol.
Also, this girl was really sweet and she made the other contestants cry because the song went, "ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU." And this girl sang that line whilst looking at her fellow contestants. Well, the camera was mainly on a Casey-Donovan-lookalike and she was bawling her eyes out.

Anyway, I want a pair of red boots. And a pair of red skinny leg jeans.
Oh and the girl's name was Brooke which depressed me slightly because now there are NO Brookes left in that stupid competition.

I'll just continue watching reality TV shows like Survivor, The Mole and The Amazing Race where the fate of the contestants isn't in the audience's hands.

Anyhoo, I also watched the Brownlow.
I was excited at the start because my little Jimmy Bartel was a favourite to win.
LOL, it was kinda funneh when Andy Demetriou read out Round 2 results instead of Round 1. And then he read out Round 22. Y SO FUNNEH, ANDY?
Anyway, the Brownlow was pretty crap because the umpires didn't give many points to Jimmy. And Simon Black was winning for like the whole time and I don't like him because he is a Brisbane Lions player.
I was going for Dane Swan, Jimmy Bartel and teh wonderful Richo who nearly won.
Before they started the Brownlow, the camera went around to all the favourites who could win the Brownlow medal. And when the camera showed Richo, Richo stuck something up so that they couldn't see his face. And I was like, "LOLDUDE. That's what I do. ^_^"

It would have been nice for Richo to win. His team are ALWAYS in ninth position so he hasn't made the finals for AGES.
Richo can't help it that his team suck.

But no, Adam Cooney won. I was kinda glad he won instead of Simon Black. But I really wanted Jimmy to win because that's what I predicted.
So yeah. Horrible night for me because Brooke with her gorgeous red shoes left Australain Idol (I don't even watch that show anyway) and Jimmy Bartel, Dane Swan or Richo didn't win the Brownlow. I blame the umpires. Especially that number 17.

I'm going to go now.
Later, peeps.

CELEBRITY PROFILE: LUKE PRITCHARD

Full Name: Luke Pritchard

AKA: Sam Teh Lovable Hobbit, Lukey, etc

D.O.B: 2nd March 1985 (age 23)

Signifigant Achievements: Being in the band, The Kooks. They have two albums out - the current one is called Konk. Luke is the lead singer.

Not-so-significant Achievements: Nothing at all.

Stalker Rating: Moderately High. The chicks (like me) would find adorable and unignorable. I'm sure there are chicks out there who want his babies but not me.

"How can I become one of the said stalkers?": Check out his album, Konk, and keep updated for when he and his band go on tour. Also, check out the band's myspace, wikipedia page and his band's own website.

Other (un)Nessecary Information: Luke is a British kid meaning his accent is teh coolest. He developed a speech impediment as a child. He is notoriously humble on the stage and the songs on the Kooks' first album are written about his girlfriend, Katie Melua.
Photographic Evidence:

He is kinda cute, don't ya think?

GRAND FINAL: BUDDY VS JIMMY

The Grand Final is on Channel 7 on Saturday.
And Geelong will be playing Hawthorn.
It is like Jimmy Bartel VS Buddy Franklin. The winner shall be showered in love by me and the loser shall be burnt at a stake. Actually, I just realised I could never burn Jimmy or Buddeh. They are too special and funneh. And in Jimmy's case, gay. (I don't care if Jimmy has a Danish girlfriend - guys who bring ~guys to the Brownlow are gay or just weird).

Anyhoo, if I were a guy and I played football, I'd bring a guy to the Brownlow.
And everyone would be like, "That's different."
And I'd be like, "Uh huh."
I'd probably take Dale Thomas or Sam Teh Lovable Hobbit (Luke from the Kooks) to the Brownlow.
Speaking of Luke, he was on Video Hits this morning. Ah, good times.

COWS ARE SO FUNNEH.

It's a mermaid cow. ^_^
There is a country town in mah state and there are pretteh-ful cows in that ~lovely town.
Do you want to see a Shrek one?
It is the Shrek cow! It looks pretteh cool.
ANDAND it is Spiderman Cow!! X]
LOL. Spiderman = cool. ^_^
Breakfast cow makes me hungry.
I had an egg for breakfast today! EGGS FTW!
Oh and I found MINI-COW. He's pretteh tiny. They call him LOW COW.
He is vertically challenged like me. LOLDUDE.
Oh, wow! It's a cow who goes, "MOO-FOURLEGSGOOD-TWOLEGSBETTER-MOO."
He's from Animal Farm. He's an ally of the pigs. ^_^
Speaking of two-leg cows, here is DAISY THE COW. (Get it?)
Daisy is Dale Thomas' nickname. Yet Daisy could be a cow's name too. I think.
Bananas, anyone?
BANANAS IN PAJAMAS!! Or not...
Actually it is MR. COW IN PAJAMAS. GOODNIGHT, MY PRECIOUS COW. GIVE ME SOME MILK IN THE MORNING, K? AND I'LL HAVE A SIPAHH STRAW TOO. MMM...
Last but certainly not least, is the AUSTRALIAN COW. He supplies McDonalds with Australian Beef. LOL.
AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE! OI, OI, OI! X]

I hope you enjoyed the Cow Festival. Keep updated with new and exciting things to happen.
Later, peeps.
Say hi to your mum for me!!

ANGUS, THONGS AND PERFECT SNOGGING - LET'S GO TO SEE IT AND LAUGH OURSELVES SILLY.

OMG. The Walkathon at my school is tomorrow. I hate walking. I'm so lazy. >_<
Anyway, we get pizza on that day. YAY!
Pizza = yum.

Tomorrow I have three SACs. Ew.
Except one is a Math Methods one (kinda easy) and the other is a Biology one (not really easy but still). We get to have notes for both those SACs. ^_^
And the other SAC I have is a Chemistry one that I have to hand in tomorrow.
Speaking of Chemistry, does anyone know what Green Chemistry is?
Actually don't worry about it. I'll ask Google. And it isn't due till the 16th October.


My old primary school is having a Fete soon!
On the 19th October.
I love the Fete. Even though I don't go to primary school anymore.
My favourite thing at the fete is the souvlakis. Mmm...
AND I looking at all the food like cakes and stuff. And I'm like to my mum, "Can I have a cake plz?" And my mum is like, "Yeah, sure. Did you bring your money?"
And I'm like, "No. I was kinda expecting you to pay."
LOL. I've been deprived of Nutella and chocolate for my whole childhood. Except on special occasions and stuff.

The Royal Melbourne Show is starting tomorrow.
ANDAND Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging is coming out tomorrow too!
LOL, I'm going to go see that movie and I'll just laugh myself silly.
It shall be fun.
I haven't read the book though. Maybe I should.... *goes to library*
I just found out that ANGUS, THONGS AND FULL FRONTAL SNOGGING is the first book in a series of NINE books. Wow. I'm going to read them all. And I shall laugh till I cry.


I have found some slang present in these books.
Examples are:
BLODGE - Biology
Omg, we're going to be late for Blodge!
FROGGY - France
Let's all go to Froggy!
And there are heaps more.


So yeah. I'm going to get those books no matter what it takes.
I need something to laugh at. LOL.
Georgia Nicolson sounds like a nice person who is kinda obsessed with kissing and nunga-nungas.
Well, according to wikipedia, that's what I found out. ^_^


And yeah. That's is my life summed up in a few paragraphs.
Oh wait - I forgot to mention the bad news. Well, we don't know if it is GOOD or BAD news. Yet.
Scott Burns might be retiring. He was going to have a chat with Mick Malthouse (lol - I nearly wrote Mick Molloy) today. And the decision should be decided tomorrow.


Oh and the Brownlow Medal is on Monday (Mad Monday for some) on Channel 10.
The TV Guide said 8:30 pm. But I am smarter than that and I know that Australian Idol will go for longer (as per usual) and the Brownlow Medal won't start till midnight.
Poor little Jimmy Bartel. He thought he was getting the Brownlow medal on Monday.
It looks like he'll be getting it a week later, depending on how long Gee and James M decide to talk for. Oh and I mustn't forget the judges who could talk for centuries and not get tired. Well, they've probably been living for a century - don't they all have grey hair? Or maybe not.


Anyhoo, later peeps.
Say hi to your mum for me, k?

SAM TEH LOVABLE HOBBIT

Okay. The Simpsons weren't on last night.
I was pissed off.
I turned on the TV at 6 pm. And Taken Out was on. >_>
That show is BAAAAAAD.
So I thought that maybe Channel Ten did the old Switcheroo and swapped Taken Out and The Simpsons. So, I turned on the TV at 7 pm and what the hell is that music?
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUU!
Where is that music from???
THE TV, OF COURSE!
Friends was on.

So basically, Channel Ten are Cold Hard Bitches.
Who the hell watches Taken Out?
ANDAND who watches Australian Idol?
Hopefully Australian Idol and Taken Out get axed. ^_^

But don't worry guys. I got cheered up.
By this BLOG. I found a blog. And he/she blogs on Australian Idol. It is just as funny as the TV Week blog.
LOL. There was a dude called Jonny in the Final 12 and he got eliminated. I wonder if he had pretteh blonde hair like Johnny from the Galvatrons... Hmm...
ANDAND apparently Ms Jordin "I'm-More-Popular-Than-Kelly-Clarkson" Spark(le)s was performing last night on Australian Idol. O_O
WHYY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME???
She probably sang Tattoo or One Step At A Time. They are my favourite Jordin Sparks songs.

I'm going now.
Later, peeps.

AUSTRALIAN IDOL = WASTE OF TIME

Collingwood lost. Against St Kilda. That might mean that Collingwood is bad because they lost to a bad team.
Oh well.
Let's just move on, shall we?

So, the AFL Grand Final is in two weeks. Approximately.
I have made some predictions.
Some of these predictions won't be true if St Kilda beat Hawthorn.
My predictions are:

1. It will be a Geelong-Hawthorn grand final. (Geelong will obviously get into the grand final)
2. Hawthorn will win. (Because Buddeh is pretteh cool)
3. Last year, Crazy John offered $1 million to a player who kicked 10 goals in the grand final. If he offers the same offer this year, Buddy will get the million bucks.
4. Lastly, Jimmy Bartel will win back-to-back Brownlow medals.

They are my predictions.
But if St Kilda beat Hawthorn this week, then Geelong will win the Grand Final. Obviously.
The only team that can beat Geelong is Collingwood. And maybe Hawthorn if they try hard.

Okay, I'll stop talking about footy.
I watched Video Hits today.
Yes, I am a nerd.
Anyway, the host was interviewing Nathan from Faker.
ANDAND Nathan had red hair.
I was all like, "OMG! Nathan, why so cool?"

And in the newspaper, there was a two page article on teh Jonas Brother. Or the JoBros.
I read it all.
Such an achievement. ^_^

Rove is on tonight.
Except it is on later because bloody ('scuse the language) Australian Idol has to go till 9:30 pm.
Let's all watch Australain Idol tonight and throw bricks at the screen.
I'll supply the bricks.
Apparently there is a Tom Williams on Australian Idol.
I call him "TEH MOLE" because he is the host of the Mole. Or WAS the host of the Mole because the Mole hasn't been on for AGES.
Or maybe the Tom Williams on Australian Idol is different from the awesomely cool Tom Williams. Hmm...
Oh well. It's not like I'll be voting for him.

That's what I like about The Mole, The Amazing Race and Survivor.
The host doesn't say, "Audience, you have to vote for your favourite!"
I kinda hate shows where the audience/viewers have to vote.
Because I can't be bothered voting.
And anyway, it is an absolute waste of money.
I mean, fair enough if you are voting for someone because you know them in R/L (real life).
But if you don't even know the person personally then what is the point of voting???
It isn't like that person is going to go to your house and be like, "Thanks for voting, dude. Let's be friends, k?"
No, that person has got other things to do. i.e auditioning for stupid reality TV shows.
So, don't bother texting to save/evict a contestant on TV.
Text your friend or someone that actually loves and cares for you.

I've had enough ranting.
You can argue against me. Go on, I dare you.

Later, peeps.

HELLO. ^_^

I did a Twilight quiz. And I got...
Alice Cullen You are Alice Cullen. Your ability to foresee danger and misfortune doesn't diminish your bubbly optimism. You are a force to be reckoned with -- anybody with enough sense knows, you never bet against Alice.
Hehe. LOL.
Except the quiz kinda annoyed me. Like, the questions were okay.
But then it started asking me, "Do you want an iPod? Do you want an iPhone?"
And I would be like, "NO! SHUT UP!"
And it gave me all these surveys. And at the top, it says, "IF YOU SAY YES, GIVE US YOUR MOBILE NUMBER."
So yeah. Don't say 'yes' if you do the quiz, k?

Guess what?
For my Accounting SAC, I got the highest mark in the class.
39/48
I was all like, "OMG! ^_^"

ANDAND in Maths, we had a mini maths test. It was just five questions that we had to do without a calculator.
And first two people who finished the quiz first and got all the answers correct got TWO freddo frogs. And guess who one of the people who got two freddo frogs was?
ME. That's right. It was ME.
And everyone else got one Freddo frog. And me and my friend (who is, like, some kind of genius) got two because we're smart.
Also, another girl got two because it was her birthday.

Ah, good times.
School was good today.
I had three subjects that I am good at. And the other subject was a bludge. Which was English.
Speaking of English, we are watching Little Miss Sunshine tomorrow!
Dwayne is pretteh cool.
He doesn't talk.
Someone probably threw acid on his face like that chick in So Much To Tell You.
Kidding.

And yeah.
Life is pretteh good.
That will change when I've had Chemistry on Monday.
We are doing a Titration prac. EW.
I need a miracle. Srsly.
Will someone do my Titration prac for me, y/y?
I'll pretend to be sick on Monday.
That Boomtown Rats song will come in handy...

Later, peeps.

OMG. THE WORLD IS GONNA END... ARGH.

Hey peeps.
Apparently the world will end today at 5:30 pm.
Just so you know, I love you all. ^_^

At my school, the Biology students get ducks or chickens.
They are so cute.
My friend called her duck Daddles because that is the duck's name who comes on when someone gets a duck in cricket.
ANDAND someone called their chicken Popcorn. As in Popcorn Chicken. Geddit?

Good times.

I did my Maths homework. Uh huh.
It was easy.
We are doing differentiation and limits and stuff.
^_^

In English, we have to write a narrative/poem/essay on relationships.
And my story is pretteh cool.
It is about a 13 year old kid whose name is Heath. And his older brother Rhys is really mean to him. So Heath gets all upset.
But then Heath wants revenge on Rhys.
Good story. I hope.

I should go now.
Later, peeps.

P.S. If you are reading this on Thursday 11th September 2008 or later than that, then the world didn't blow up. Obviously. ^_^

LOLDUDE.

Hey peeps.
I found good comic strips. OMG.
They are above as I can not be stuffed bringing them below. >_>

Anyhoo, if you can't read some of them (because the writing is too small), you can borrow my glasses. *pushes glasses through the computer and emails them to y'all*

Lol, in Biology, we were doing work and the class next door had the radio on. And guess what song was on?
Love Song by Sara Barailles. ^_^
I was all like listening to the song and my teacher was like, "Uh, Laura. Are you distracted?"
And I was like, "Um. No."
Twas funneh.
And then Take Me On The Floor came on. And my friend looked at me because she knows I like that song. And I burst out laughing.
ANDAND everyone was like, "O_O! It's the song from the bus!"
Exciting stuff.

Collingwood are playing Saints on teh weekend. Scott Burns might be playing. We need him. He's our captain. Hopefully he doesn't retire this year. Stay another year, Scott Burns! Plz!
If Scott Burns gives up the captaincy this year, then Strauchanie might be captain.
That would be cool.
He'd be all like, "DUDEZ, CBF ABOUT TRAINING. SEE YA AT THE PUB. HEATH WILL DRIVE ME HOME, K?"
And Heath will be like, "Nah.. I'll take a taxi."
And Didak will be all like, "I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME, STRAUCHANIE. JUST PRETEND YOU AREN'T IN THE CAR, Y/Y?"
Lolol. I love mah Heath. He has a pretteh name.

For the semi formal, I should go as Strauchanie and eat Mars bars all night.
Or I could come as Heath Shaw. Anyone want a ride home, y/y?
My friend said she'd come as Edward's Volvo and pretend to drive around fast at the semi formal.
So I'll come as Heath Shaw, bring some beer (even though I don't drink alcohol), drive around fast at the semi formal and crash into people. Good idea, huh?
And then I'll drive people home afterwards. Ah, good times.

The theme for the semi formal is "In Your Wildest Dreams," I think.
Or it might be 1920's. I'm not 100% sure.
Speaking of dreams, I was watching Video Hits because I have no life.
And there was a song on. And I didn't know the singer but the song was called Neapolitan Dreams. And it was really good. Well, I'll admit I was thinking of ice cream while the song was playing.... But still.
I have Neapolitan Dreams all the time. I always dream about food - especially Neapolitan ice cream. Mmmm... I'm hungry now. Time for dinner.
Later peeps.

DALE THOMAS IS PRETTEH.

Collingwood are into the second week of the finals.
They beat Adelaide (Yay!) by about 29 points.
So yeah. Bring it, St Kilda! Prepare to be thrashed... *dun dun DUN*
Or we might play Geelong. But I doubt it. Has anyone ever beaten Geelong? (Except Collingwood)

Anyhoo, yesterday at the school production, I took a bag of lollies and some biscuits. I felt proud.
Tonight I'll take some more. I'll bring a bag and stuff it with food.
Lol. I could bring the big coat that Marge wore the Candy festival thingie.
And I'll stuff food into the coat. I'd look even fatter than I already am but oh well. I just love food.

Rove is on Sunday night. ^_^
Kenny will be on. Y'know the dude who cleans toilets? And he was in that movie that I never saw called Kenny. When that movie was in cinemas, I was like, "Who'd wanna watch a movie about a dude cleaning toilets?"
Except I never actually found out what the movie was about.
And then I was watching the Grand Prix and there was a celebrity race.
Shane Jacobsen (aka Kenny) was in the race. I was all like, "Shouldn't you be cleaning toilets?"

Anyway, Breaking Dawn is fantabulous, so far.
I only have 100 pages to go. ^_^

Y'know how they have gumball machine outside shops and they cost 20 cents?
Well, today I saw one outside a supermarket.
So I was all like, "Mum, can I has 20 cents to get a gum ball? Plz."
And my mum was like, "Okay."

So I inserted the 20 cents and only one freaking gum ball came out.
I was all like, "Dammit. Y SO MEAN, ~MR GUMBALL MACHINE?"
And the gumball machine was like, "^_^"
And I was like, "I HATE YOU."

Ah, good times.
I still got to eat mah gum ball though. Twas yummy.
^_^

A POST WITHOUT MENTIONING DALE THOMAS AND BUDDEH.

Today, we found out that someone suggested to have the theme of the semi formal "Tribal."
We all burst out laughing. Srsly.
What was that person thinking?
That everyone would rock up to the semi formal half-naked with paint all over their body?
LOLWHAT?

Anyway, another suggestion for the semi formal was "In your wildest dreams."
I'd come as Strauchanie and eat Mars bars all night.
And everyone would be like, "Can I have a Mars bar? ^_^"
And I'll be like, "NO!"
It'll be funneh. Lucky I'm not taking a guy to the semi formal or he'd get no attention from me. But then again, no one gets my attention. Except the food. The food is kinda sick of my attention.

Bella beat Emmett in a arm wrestle.
And she was all like, "YAY!" So she started breaking rocks and stuff.
And Nessie was all like, "LOL. ^_^"
And Bella was like, "OMG, YOU HAVE MADE PROGRESS! LOL."
Nessie has also spoken her ~first word. Which is Momma.
And her first sentence was, "Momma, where is Grandpa?"
LOL. ^_^

That's all I have read in the book. I'm a slow reader. *lame*
TV Week blogger = funneh.
She blogged about Australian Idol (which I didn't watch).
But the blog was still good. One of the people did Black & Gold by Sam Sparrow.
I was all like, "Thank God I didn't watch it."
Because I HATE that song. No offence.

I also hate that song that goes, "Drinking whisky from the bottle.. Singing sweet home alabama all summer long."
I have heard it WAAAAY too much.
I mean, I like the song that is called Sweet Home Alabama. By Lynyrd Skynyrd. (Way too many y's, lol)
But I HATE the Kid Rock song. Even though it mentions Sweet Home Alabama.

I want the Mole back.
My ~friend has been mentioning "Tom Williams" a lot. So I've been thinking about the Mole a lot.
Me: NO WAY!
Tom Williams: Way. ^_^
Best quote ever. Not as good as, "It was an adrenaline rush. It's quite common. You can google it." Because that line is said by the one and only Edward/Robert Pattison/Cedric.

I had an Accounting SAC today. I went absolutely fantastic. Well, at least I think I did. I haven't got the results yet.
But I did get the results of my other Accounting SAC which I did last week.
I got 42/80. Which is 53%.
Sucks to be me, lol.

I'd better go now and watch mah favourite show (well, one of my favourite shows) WIPEOUT.
Hasta la vista, baby.

OH MY GOSH. BUDDEH FRANKLIN, ANYONE?

BUDDEH!! ^_^
He kicked 100 goals.
And everyone ran out onto the ground.
They were all like, "BUDDEH! CAN I HAS PHOTO WIF YOU, PLZ?"
And Buddeh was like, "SURE THING, LOLOL."
Yeah. Good times.
It was funneh.
Fev needs 8 goals and he hasn't kicked one yet.
And it is his last game for the season.
So he is all like, "KICK IT TO ME! I WANNA HAVE PPL RUNNING ON THE GROUND FOR MEEEEEEE!!!"
So yeah.

Breaking Dawn is SUCH a good book.
I won't give away spoilers.
Read my ~LiveJournal for the spoilers and recaps.
On LiveJournal, you can do an LJCUT thingie. It is good for spoilers.

Buddeh is AMAZING.
Sorry but I won't get over this.
OMGASDFGHASDFGHASDFGHOMG.
So exciting.
*dies*

'Kay, I won't talk 'bout footy.
I'm just so excited for ~my little Buddeh Franklin.
I wanna hug him.
Lolol.

Anyway, I'm going to go and be a rockstar (like Pink) and read Breaking Dawn.
See ya!

MY 27 GUYS. (EVEN THOUGH I ONLY HAVE 10)

I had three SACs today.
Scary.
The Trigonometry test was SO hard.
Well, the first question on the Tech Active test was difficult. The rest were brilliant. ^_^
I feel like a nerd saying that.
Anyway, hopefully I will go well.
I won't find out till next week though. Actually, I don't want to find out. I probably failed. *freaks*

In the Accounting SAC, my Balance sheet won't balance.
I was all like, "Y SO MEAN, ~MR SAC?"
And the SAC was like, "HA HA."
Then it laughed at me.

I set up a DeviantART account. Only because my ~friend was all like, "DUDE, DEVIANTART IS TEH BEST."
And I was like, "K, DUDE."
So I made an account.
And I have no idea how to use the damn thing.
So yeah.
I uploaded two pictures on to it.
They are both South Park versions of people. One is of Edward Cullen (~hot) and the other is of Timothy Commandeur (~even hotter).
And yeah.

The writing on the side of this picture says, "Seth Clearwater was curled up on a patch of dry pine needles in the shadow of a thick spruce, his head on his paws. His san-colored fur was almost invisible against his open eyes. He was staring at me with what I imagined was an accusation."

How cute is that picture? Aw..
Someone on DeviantART made that picture.
Seth is so adorable. I'd marry him except he is, like, 15. And he won't get any older for a long time.
I want to run up to Seth and hug him.
And I'd be like, "OMG, I LOVE YOU, SETH!"
And Seth would be like, "UH, OKAY. >_> ."

Lol. I'm so funneh. ~NOT.
Y'know who is funneh?
This guy (scroll down plz)....
I love ZOIDBERG. ^_^
For my wedding with Dale Thomas, I can have 27 guys for the "best man."
That's what my friend is going to do.
And the 27 guys are guys that I have had a crush on or something like that.
Let's make a list:

1. Timmy Commandeur
2. Seth Clearwater (or the actor who plays him)
3. Edward Cullen (or Robert Pattison)
4. Buddeh Franklin
5. Zoidberg (yes, I know he is a cartoon)
6. Scott Pendlebury (He is SO cute)
7. Nathan J. Brown.
   
8. Heath Shaw
9. Jack Heath (He may not be good looking but the best blogger has to be included)
10. Johnny (from teh Galvatrons)

Well, I need to get 27 and I only have 10. Shoot.
If you think of another guy I could add, just comment this post.
And yeah.

Bye for now but now forever.
Lol, maybe I should add Elliott. *dies laughing*

ASFGHASFGHASFGHASFGHASFGH.

Okay, everyone. The fan fictions will stop for now.
Another one might be up on the weekend if you're lucky.
I don't know. Depends when I'm free or busy. I'll check my diary. (Uh, yeah, I just realised I don't have a diary because there is nothing to put in it).

I had a reflection day today.
The guy was so funny.
And the cupcakes for morning tea were like AWESOME.
I had three. I felt like a pig. Wait - I am a pig.
For lunch, we all brought food and had a shared lunch.
So I sat there, stuffing my face with chips, lollies and chocolate.
And everyone was like, "Gosh, I'm full."
And I was like, "Me too." But I continued to eat.
Lol, at the reflection day, we discussed different ways to be stressed out and what not.
And people were saying they overeat when they stress.
And I'm like, "LOLDUDE. I DON'T NEED TO BE STRESSED TO OVEREAT. I JUST EAT."

But yeah. It was a fun day.
And the semi formal is two weeks after the holidays.
I was like, "OMG!"
Except I'm not taking a guy. I don't know any guys that I could take.

I have three SACs on Thursday.
A Maths test (easy), Accounting test (Argh) and the worst of all, an English oral presentation (I'm dead).
The last time we had English orals, our teacher srsly fell asleep in one of the orals.
Except you kinda expect that from a crap teacher, yeah?

Today at school, we were discussing that new Cadbury ad on TV.
And it has the gorilla playing the drums.
I think it is awesome.
The gorilla is SO adorable. I want one.
AND IT WAS PLAYING DRUMS.
How many times would you see a gorilla playing drums?
He would make the best drummer ever.
Sorry, Timmy but you have been taken over by the gorilla. But you can be second, k?
See? It is my new boyfriend. He is SO hot. I'd do him ~any day.
I have three boyfriends now. Actually make that four.
Dale Thomas, Timmy, Edward and the GORILLA! ^_^

Ah, good times.
Actually I have another boyfriend. Y'know that cute one in the movie Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy? I'll show thee a picture.
Cutest guy ever. His name is Marvin.
I call him Marvin the Martian. Geddit, lol?
I'm funneh.
Well, at least I think I'm funneh. Which makes my self esteem higher.
Even though no one laughs at my jokes.
They all stare at me like I'm a weird alien from the planet called IMAKEUNFUNNYJOKESANDISRSLYCAN'THELPIT.
Great name for a planet.
I should suggest it as a competition for ~Mr Steven Herrick~.
The competition will be CREATIVE NAMES FOR PLANETS. =]

I'll go now. I'm sure you have had enough of me.
Check out this blog if you are planning on replacing me.

FAN FICTION #4

If you haven't read the other fan fictions, I'm warning you to read them now. Or at least read them before this one. Please.

~FAN FICTION #4~
We arrived back at Jacob's house.
"What do you want to do now, y'know?" Jacob looked at me.
"Uh, I don't know." I looked nervously at my blue suede shoes.
Jacob's face brightened. "We can ride motorbikes, y'know!"
"Oh, Jake. My mother would kill me if I was on a motorbike," I told him.
"Y'know, that didn't stop Bella." He looked at me with pleading eyes.
"Dude, I'm not Bella. Seriously." I just glared at him.
"Y'know, y'know, y'know, y'know, motorbikes are cool, y'know?" Jacob pleaded.
"NO, I DON'T EFFING KNOW!" I yelled.
"Gosh, Laura. Calm down. So..." Jacob started.
"SO WHAT? I'MA ROCKSTAR!" I yelled again.
"You're impossible." Jacob walked away from me and into his house.
"Good. I didn't want to be with you anyway!" I stormed off and walked in the direction of Leah's house.
It took awhile but I made it.
I walked inside the house.
"Hello?" I called. "Is anyone home?"
"OMG, it's Laura!" Leah shouted as she ran toward me.
"Hey Leah," I said, hugging her back, "Is anyone else home?"
"Nope. Why?" Leah looked at me, curiously. "What happened?"
"Oh, nothing. I'm just bored. I was going to spend the whole day with Jacob but we had a fight."
"Oh."

So me and Leah played Monopoly for ages.
It was so much fun.
Then my mobile rang. It was my mum.
"Hey Mum!" I said.
"Laura, something bad has happened."
"Ugh. What?" I frowned.
"Well, I was driving to Sue's house to pick you up and..."
"What happened?!" I cried.
"I was driving to pick you up just then. And in my haste, I ran over a girl... So, I'm here with he girl's family and the girl's boyfriend.... If I give you the address, could you come here?"
"Uh, sure." I wrote down the address. "Thanks. See you soon."
I hung up and looked at Leah.
"My mum told me to go to this house," I said, showing her the address.
"I'll drive you," she grabbed some keys and headed outside.
So I followed and jumped into the car.
We drove there and Leah stopped the car so I could get out.
"Oh, I know this house!" I said, "It's Bella's!"
Leah looked at me. "Are you sure?"
"Sure as sugar. Bye." I hugged Leah goodbye and headed into Bella's house.

I rang the doorbell and a guy answered.
He had golden eyes and pale skin.
"Hello," he said in a sweet, velvety voice.
"Um, hi. Is my mum here?" I asked. "I'm Laura, by the way."
"Oh, yes! She is," the guy said, "Come in."
I stepped into the house and walked through to the kitchen.
My mum was there with Bella, the golden-eyed guy with his arm around Bella and another guy who looked like Bella's dad.
Everyone looked up when I entered the room.
"Laura!" my mum called, weeping.
"Um, hello. Did you run over Bella?" I asked her.
But Bella talked instead. "I didn't get run over, Laura. Edward saved me." She nodded towards the golden-eyed guy.
"But I swear I ran over you. Edward wasn't even nearby!" My mum was crying.
"He did. Just believe it." Bella's dad said.
"Okay." My mum dried her tears. "We'd better go now. Thanks."
"That's okay." Bella reassured my mum.
"I'm so sorry." My mum looked apologetic towards Bella.
"It's alright. I'm totally fine." Bella nodded enthusiastically.
My mum and I left the house and drove away from Forks.
THE END!

Don't worry everyone. There should be another fan fiction. With more Edward, k?