JOKES.

As I'm doing Chemistry and Biology this year, I thought it would be cool to put some jokes on here about Chemistry and Biology.
So yeah. I hope you all enjoy.

Joke #1
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?

Joke #2
Q: How many atoms in a guacamole?
A:Avocado's number.
Lol, my friend always says Avocado instead of Avogadro. X]

Joke #3
Mole problems? Call Avogadro: 6.02 E23
Lmao. In Chem, Avogadro's numbers is 6.02 x 10^23 but on the calculator it is written as 6.02 E 23.

Joke #4
The compounds of sodium are great,
If you can tell the chloride from chlorate.
The one makes fried chips
Taste good on your lips
The other clears weed from your gate.
Not really a joke; more like a limerick.