Miri Does Some Mourning Of Her Own: AshWentzDay Gettin' Hitched.

In news that will shock and distress fangirls everywhere, and anyone with the least bit of common sense, Pete Wentz and TrAshlee Simpson, a.k.a. AshWentzDay or Ashlete, are engaged.
That's right.
The manwhore: is getting married.
Could Wentz finally be growing up?
This blogger says: no.
Hopefully, this will not effect Pete's band, Fall Out Boy, or his mental health when they divorce (can anyone say "Nick and Jessica"?!).