This Just In: Britney Spears Has Lost Her Mind!

Well, we knew that already, but apparantly Britney has now reached a whiole new level of crazy on her wild night out.
That's just part one!
Britney goes on to hook up with a Paparazzo, yell at a someone over the phone, and swear at everyone.
Good times!

Do you want the good news or the bad news first?

Well, the bad news is, Jamie Lynn's 19 18 year old boyfriend won't be charged with rape, because he's just 2 years older.
Boo! If he was any older, he would, though!

The good news is...uh, well I actually didn't have any good news. Erm. 4 days till Christmas?

Hollywood Gossip

Here are my picks for the happenings in Hollywood today...

Okay, so we all know that Britney Spears' 16 year old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is pregnant. But what you might not know is that Britney only found out when we did!
Click to watch her receive the news from the paparazzi. Poor Britney, always the last to know!

In news that doesn't involve the Spears family, Jessica Simpson has been told to
gtfo of the stadium, because she's cramping her sport star boyfriend's style. Hahahaha!

And are we really that surprised that her sister,
(tr)Ashlee's new single and video suck? I certainly didn't have high expectations for it.

In news more shocking than Jamie Lynn's pregnancy, recent photos of boyfriend of Ashlee, bassist for Fall Out Boy, and general guyliner wearing girl, Pete Wentz, show that he is actually able to
grow a beard. Who knew?! Plus, the beard has super powers that cause me to want to poke my eyes out with a fork.