MY STORY FOR THE COMPETITION!

Kynt and Vyxsin
by LauraD

Entry in jackheath.com.au fanfiction competition.

I ran to the front door of my house. I was so late. My mum will kill me. I opened up the door and went straight to the kitchen.

"Vyxsin, where have you been?" Mum yelled.

"Mum, I can explain. The teacher kept us in after school..." I trailed off and looked at my shoes.

"Well, your little sister had to walk home by herself!" Mum said, glaring at me.

I hated my little sister. But no, Mum always made me look after the little pest. I couldn't believe I was getting yelled at after I had walked her home every day for the past year.

"Mum, this was just a one-off."

"Vyxsin, I am SO disappointed in you. Now, get changed. A workmate of mine is coming for dinner tonight. She is bringing her child." Mum went back to cooking the dinner.

I went to my room to do some homework. Mum was always inviting workmates around. She never had any time for me. Feeling frustrated, I finished my Trig homework. Then the doorbell rang.

"Vyxsin! Answer the door! I'm busy!" Mum yelled.

Shoot. I got up and went to the front door and opened it. A lady was standing there with a boy standing next to her.

"Hi," said the boy, "I'm Kyntak!"

"Um, hi. Come in," I said, motioning for them to come inside.

They came into the family room which was adjacent to the kitchen. Mum came out to see them.

"Liz! I see you met my daughter, Vyxsin," Mum introduced.

Liz smiled. "Yeah, I guess I have."

Kyntak smiled at me. He had a gorgeous smile. "Hi Vyxsin! That's a pretty name."

I blushed. "Thanks."

We sat down in the lounge room and watched TV. My mum and Liz stayed in the family room, chatting.

"So, how is school?" Kyntak asked.

"Good. You?"

"Not bad."

We chatted heaps about school. Then we started chatting about music.

"I really like the band Panic At The Disco. I'm going to their concert," Kyntak beamed at me, still smiling.

"Yeah. They're a good band."

"You can come too. I have an extra ticket. My mum was going to go but she is trying to get out of it."

"Really? Thank you so much. I'll pay you back..."

"Nah, you don't have to pay." He put his arms around me. "I love you and don't ever forget it."

"Love you too." And I rested my head on his shoulder.

"THE WINNER OF BIG BROTHER 2008 IS... Oh wait, we've been axed. Bye everyone," says Kyle and Jackie O. Meanwhile Gretel Killeen is gloating.

Anyone watch Big Brother last night? The finale was on. And now Big Brother is OVER! *dies of happiness*
I didn't watch the end. I saw Ben get evicted and I threw a brick through the TV and left. Because I wanted Ben to win. He was the smart and good looking one. Well, he was more good looking than the guy with dreadlocks or the old woman.

Terri won. Which is kinda good because if the dreadlock guy won, I'd smash my TV into a million pieces. And then I'd smash Kyle up too. And the other Big Brother housemates.

Now that Big Brother has been axed, they should bring another reality TV show onto Channel 10. Preferably something like The Mole. Or The Amazing Race. And it has to be on at a good time slot.

They should just put The Mole on. The host will be Natalie Bassingthwaite (I can spell!) or Andrew Gee or Peter Helliar. That would be fawesome. Pete would make a great host. X]

Carrie Bickmore would make a better host though. She's be like, "Hi, I'm Carrie Bickmore and don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me." Hehe, Carrie is awesome. Apparently there is a book called Carrie by Stephen King. I'm reading Rita Hayworth And The Shawshank Redemption at the moment. I'm halfway through it!

There is also a Stephen King book called The Shining. Reminds me of THE SHINNING. Go up to people and say to them, "You've got the shinning" in a scary voice. Go on, I dare you.

Why so serious? Oh sorry, I'm just showing my love for the Joker. Heath Ledger is cool. I miss him. *wipes away tear*

Anyway, I'm in the Nike Challenge. On the sheet, it says that you can't run more than 10 km a day. And I'm like, "Dammit. That's just what I wanted to do... cough."

Big Brother is now officially over! *celebrates* It is brilliant news. Best thing since sliced bread. And I shall keep telling you because you need to know.

You also need to know that TWILIGHT IS COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU ON DECEMBER 12TH! *dies*
Edward and Bella are fawesome. They should get married. =]

See ya soon, everyone. Don't miss me too much. X]

INTERESTING.

Wow. It is good to be Catholic. I get a day off school. Thank you, Jesus! X]

I watched Rove last night. Carrie Bickmore is fawesome. Hamish and Andy were funny. I actually prefer the ghosting stuff but anyway. They should have come to my house and partied with me. That would be SO cool.

The CommSec guy is funny. I can't spell his surname so I won't even try.

Ryan Shelton is also funny. I would want to do work experience at Rove. I'd be like Carrie. Or Pete. Actually, I'd want to ghost Hamish. X]

I'm seeing the Dark Knight today. The Heath Ledger film. It MUST be a good movie because it has a "Heath" in it.

I read the TV Week blog. Poor Alice. She didn't deserve to go. She was the smart one. THE SMART ONE. /moan
But luckily Travis left. When I read that on the blog, I jumped up in delight. I don't even watch the show but on the opening night, I was like, "I don't want Travis to win. His voice is lame."

Hopefully they get a better reality TV show next year that isn't so boring. Like one about Dale Thomas. Or about me. It could be a show where I have to run around Australia. And the cameras follow me 24/7. Actually I'd probably be dead if I ran a metre. I can't run. I missed the running class in primary school. But ironically, I was there for the eating class the next day.

Has anyone seen that ad for Australian Idol? The one where they are singing a song. And the song goes like, "Can you feel it, can you feel it, can you feel it, etc." I saw it. I don't really watch Australian Idol. The Monday night episodes are boring. It takes them an hour just to announce who is leaving. That's why I don't watch the Monday night episode. Sometimes the Sunday night episodes are really interesting if they pick a good song/genre. And yeah.

As Channel 10 have axed Big Brother, they should axe the Biggest Loser. I saw an ad for it a few days ago. They want couples for the next Biggest Loser show.

'SUP?

Okay, I know my last post was a bit like, "Oh no, Big Brother is leaving." But I assure you, that is not the message I wanted to get across.

I am so happy about BB being axed that I have decided that this post will NOT mention Big Brother in this post.

Yesterday, I watched the footy. St Kilda beat Hawthorn. Massive shock. Buddy kicked 3 goals. Speaking of Buddy, what the hell was going on about the toothpaste thing? O_O

Anyway, St Kilda won. It really gives out the message that the teams who are outside the top 8 (St Kilda and Kangaroos) play harder and with more effort than the teams who are already guaranteed a spot in the finals (Hawthorn and Collingwood). Now, I'm not saying Collingwood will definitely be in the finals. I'm just saying that they have been playing EXCEPTIONALLY well and will MOST LIKELY be in the finals.

So yeah. You know who is ugly? Chance Bateman. His hair is ridiculous. Get a haircut, you moron! Oh right, I just remembered that Chance Bateman plays for Hawthorn so he MUST be a d***head. I have no idea what his parents were thinking when they named him. Were they on drugs? Drunk? =|

Buddy didn't play to his standards though. Well, not in the fourth quarter. Oh, that's right, the players that I like NEVER play well in the fourth quarter when they're needed the most. *looks at Dale Thomas and Buddy*

I watched Before The Game yesterday too. Shane Wakelin went Inside 60 with Hughesy. I love him. He plays for the best team EVER. Which is Collingwood, if you haven't worked that out yet. Collingwood must be the BEST TEAM EVER because they beat Geelong. By 86 points. I shall always remember that. X]

I was reading the newspaper today and guess what musical is coming out?
Shane Warne The Musical. Yes, there is a musical coming out on December 10th called Shane Warne The Musical. Apparently, it is a comedy musical. I want to go and see it. Even though I don't like Shane Warne. He is a d***head. Even I can send text messages properly. And I suck at everything. X]

HI

Hi fellow bloggers. Sup?
I watched FNL last night. Bree cried at the end. It was sad. I was like, "Poor Bree. She doesn't deserve to lose her job."
And then I felt bad because when I found out BB was getting axed, I laughed and celebrated. I never stopped to think about people losing their jobs. Like Bree. And the ninjas. This is all Kyle and Jackie O's fault. Damn you!!! (Okay, Jackie O, I won't blame you.)

Anyway, I'm glad Big Brother is axed. But I feel sorry for Bree. *hugs*
I'm going to miss Bree and Mike and of course, Fitzy.
"tear*

Oh crap. I just mourned the loss of Big Brother. Well, not really Big Brother. I just like the ninjas and Bree. And Mike and Fitzy. X]

I want to take a ninja home. Do you think Big Brother was let me have one? Could you imagine me coming home with a ninja? It would be like:

Me: Hey, Mum. I just brought Ginger Ninja home.
Mum: Uh, okay.
Me: He's really cool!
Mum: Um. I see. *has no idea who Ginger Ninja is*

Yeah. Great conversation. I want Nigel the ninja and Ginger Ninja. And all the others too. (I don't know their names). And I'll have Bree. We can eat cheese all day. ^_^

Rory won FNL. And they slimed his 15 year old brother accidentally. But his brother was pretty cute. Cuter than Rory. But Rory isn't cute at all. He's ugly. X[

Collingwood lost to the Kangaroos yesterday. *sniff*
Dale Thomas kicked NO goals (which disappointed me) but I did manage to find a ~weird picture.
He is flying. It looks funny. Dale Thomas looks like he is flying. ^_^

HI, I'M LAURA AND I LOVE TO SKI. ESPECIALLY THE APRICOT FLAVOURED SKI YOGHURT.

Hey everyone! (Well, I'm not sure who reads this because it is so boring but anyway)
I went to school today. And when I walked home, it was cold. And my fingers fell off. Well, they didn't really. They just froze. And I decided that I definitely wouldn't go to the snow in my life.

Actually, sometimes I think skiing would be fun. Today when I walked home, I might have been cold. But I just remembered the dream I had last night. In the dream I was at the top of a hill and there was snow everywhere. And the skiing instructor was teaching me and other people to ski. And I looked down the hill and I was like, "Um, sir. I don't want to go down that hill." And the skiing instructor was like, "Don't worry. You can go slow if you like."

And yeah. I never actually got to ski in my dream. The next part of the dream was in a heated room and there was snow outside. And everyone was sitting around a table eating dinner. And I walked up to the table and sat down.

That was the end of my dream. Pretty boring. What does everyone think of skiing? Is it fun? Should I go on the skiing trip this year?

My friday nights will be BORING!

Hey fellow bloggers!

So You Think You Can Dance (SYTYCD) is on tonight. Is anyone going to watch it? I might. I'm not sure yet. If I am bored at 7:30 pm, then I'll watch it. (But that is unlikely)

And yeah. The Amazing Race is on Thursday. Kynt and Vyxsin are totally fawesome. I love Vyxsin's hair. I want it. It is pink and pretty.

Big Brother is ending!! Sorry, I keep telling everyone because it is exciting news. =D
How could will it be with no Big Brother on? Futurama or The Simpsons will come back on at 7 pm. I can't wait. Seriously.

Except I'll miss FNL. I will. Bree won't be on TV anymore. *cries*
Oh, wait, Friday Night Download is coming back next week when BB ends. But that show (although Bree is on it) is boring. If I wanted to watch amusing videos, I would go onto Youtube or watch Funniest Home Videos.

Note: I haven't actually watched Friday Night Download. A friend told me it was boring. And I'm sure it is.

Okay. I won't mention Big Brother again. Today, I got chocolates. They are a good size (that's what she said) but they are expensive. 2 bucks each. Only expensive for cheapskates like me. Anyway, I bought a Mars bar. It was yummy. And there are Twix, Bounty, Starburst and Mars Rocks. I think that is all. I probably missed one.

Sorry if I made anyone drool by talking about chocolate. My apologies if your keyboard needs to be repaired because your dad found it covered in saliva.

Instead of Big Brother, they should put a show on called Dale Thomas Uncut. And it will show Dale in the shower and in bed. And there will be cameras in his house. Everyday, at 7 pm, I'll turn on the TV and watch Dale for half an hour. How cool would that be? I'd be sitting on my couch screaming, "Dale! Take a shower!!!" And none of Dale's body parts will be blurred out. Oh and Jess will be also in the house but she won't be seen naked. That would be gross. Well, for me it would be.

IT'S TIME TO GO... BIG BROTHER.

Hey guys.
Elmo is cool. X]

Anyway, I watched Rove yesterday. Exciting. Carrie Bickmore was like, "I love i-Phones because you can check the weather. And to think I spent all these years looking out the window..."
She's so clever. I want to be clever so I can say funny stuff like that.

The Simpsons is on Tuesday. And Futurama is on Thursday. Oh and The Amazing Race (go Kynt & Vyxsin) is on Thursday as well. And guess what? Big Brother is ending soon!!! *excited*

Next Monday will be the happiest day of my life. Hopefully Futurama will be on at 7 pm weekdays. That would be fawesome. It would get more ratings than Big Brother. Wait, everything gets more ratings than Big Brother. Including My Kid's A Star and The Bold and the Beautiful.

I'd rather watch Neighbours than watch Big Brother. Well, everyone would say that. Only because Neighbours is popular. =]

My friend told me today that Big Brother is getting axed. Oh my god. That is the best news ever. Even better than last week when another of my friends texted me to say that Brigitte had left the house. My day has gotten a whole lot better. *dies of excitement*

So, Gretel Killeen will be sitting at home laughing. She'll be like, "Mwah ha ha. Serves them right for axing me.." It would hilarious if Australian Idol got axed too. They would be like, "Australian Idol has been axed and it wasn't because we added another host!"

And Mark Holden would be sitting at home in his boxers going, "Oh yeah! Serves those bastards right for axing me! I shizzled their fizzles!"
Now, that would be funny.

I'd better go now. Is anyone else excited that there will be no more Big Brother this year?!

DALE THOMAS IS CUTE. X]

Aw. How cute is he? And he is wearing a beanie. That is so cute. When he played against Adelaide, Dale wore a long sleeve jumper. I was like, "Aw. He's cold. I want to hug him..."

And yeah. Dale is fawesome. ^_^

I have a Chemistry test tomorrow. I even studied. I felt proud. (Well, I studied hard for the Chemistry exam but still).

Anyway, I want a panda. For a pet. How awesome would it be? I'd feed my panda a lot so then it can look like Po. And I'd serve it noodles. Because that's what Po eats. Well, he eats anything but he works in a noodle shop. And the secret ingredient of the noodles is... *drum roll* ...

Watch the movie to find out because I ain't telling you.

SUP?

Hey fellow bloggers! I'm really sorry that I haven't blogged on here for AGES. I went on holidays and haven't been near a computer for like a week.



I went to see Kung Fu Panda and Get Smart. ^_^

They were fawesome and I recommend both of them. Hilarious movies. Steve Carroll is such a good actor and Anne Hathaway is, well, brilliant as per usual. Oh and Jack Black is one of the coolest guys around and I shall never get tired of saying that.



I watched Friday Night Live last night. And guess what? Brigitte left the house. Exciting news. It made my day. And Ben won FNL. He beat Travis. I don't like Travis. His voice is way too high. And annoying. I wanted Alice to win though. She is awesome. She takes care of sick animals so she must be good. And smart. Ben is smart too. Apparently he was Dux (did I spell it right?) of his school. I learned that on the opening night of Big Brother.



Collingwood beat Sydney. And hopefully they beat Adelaide. Dale Thomas gets his dog this week. He said so in his blog. X]



And yeah. That is all. Oh wait, on FNL, Bree was wearing a nice dress. It looked pretty on her. Her hair was even prettier. And then Brigitte came out wearing (basically) the same dress and same hairstyle (except more blonde).

DALE THOMAS FTW!

Howdy.
I watched FNL last night. Cherry won. And I also found out who was nominated. Not that I watch the eviction show or anything. I just was curious to know. Anyway, I hope it is a double eviction and I want Travis to leave. His voice is annoying (that is why I don't watch the daily show) and he needs to practise his parallel parking. Even Cherry can park better and he has the WORST name in history.

Anyway, Dale Thomas plays tonight. ^_^
Against Sydney. He will kick 3,958,453 goals. And yes, I can predict the future. X]

Kung Fu Panda is a great movie. Me and Po are twins. I'm going to eat noodles now. And buy a panda. Oh and some boots. Gabriella Cilmi's boots to be precise...

GREETINGS FROM EARTH

Hey guys!
I am blogging from a random place!
Anyway, I watched the Amazing Race yesterday. Vyxin is SO adorable. I love her. Her hair is pretteh. X]

I saw Kung Fu Panda today. ^_^
It was fawesome. I love Po. He is my twin. We both love to eat and we both hate stairs.
Oh and we both have a fat stomach.

Anyway, got to go now. See ya.