Hello!

I feel like I've neglected this blog dreadfully. I am ashamed! So here goes my first post in god knows how long.

I'm kind of in love with Polyvore, it's very addictive, so I thought I'd make a Dita Von Teese set (don't google image her without safesearch on, I'm just saying)!
Because she is fabulous, that's why.


dita1 by mirixo

Outfit un:

Lace corset with corsage
Dita can clinch her waist down to 16 and a half inches. SIXTEEN AND A HALF INCHES. OHMYGOD.
goddiva.co.uk

Skirt
Because the corset is so fancy schmancy, you need a plain skirt.
to-dress.ru

Earrings
They're pretty even though they're from Forever21, okay!
Forever21.com

Brian Atwood pumps
Any self-respecting stripper burlesque dancer needs at least too many pairs of pumps.
net-a-porter.com

Christian Louboutin Suede fringed bag
Christian Louboutin! Enough said, thank you very much.
brownsfashion.com

Yves Saint Laurent ring
Accessories are the key, ladies and cross-dressers.
brownsfashion.com

Outfit duex:

Vintage 50's rock'n'roll belted cotton dress
In fact, she wore one just like this (see below).
candysays.co.uk

High heeled red shoes
I don't want to visit "pussycatshoes.com" for fear of what I might find, really.
pussycatshoes.com

Valentino handbag
Again, Valentino. Expensive but if you can afford it, why not.
trendora.com

Chanel earrings
Everyone needs a pair of Chanel earrings. So if anyone would be so kind as to buy me some...
chanel.com