I'm kind of in love with Polyvore, it's very addictive, so I thought I'd make a Dita Von Teese set (don't google image her without safesearch on, I'm just saying)!
Because she is fabulous, that's why.
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Lace corset with corsage
Dita can clinch her waist down to 16 and a half inches. SIXTEEN AND A HALF INCHES. OHMYGOD.
Because the corset is so fancy schmancy, you need a plain skirt.
They're pretty even though they're from Forever21, okay!
Brian Atwood pumps
Christian Louboutin Suede fringed bag
Christian Louboutin! Enough said, thank you very much.
Yves Saint Laurent ring
Accessories are the key, ladies and cross-dressers.
Vintage 50's rock'n'roll belted cotton dress
In fact, she wore one just like this (see below).
High heeled red shoes
I don't want to visit "pussycatshoes.com" for fear of what I might find, really.
Again, Valentino. Expensive but if you can afford it, why not.
Everyone needs a pair of Chanel earrings. So if anyone would be so kind as to buy me some...