Hello!

I feel like I've neglected this blog dreadfully. I am ashamed! So here goes my first post in god knows how long.

I'm kind of in love with Polyvore, it's very addictive, so I thought I'd make a Dita Von Teese set (don't google image her without safesearch on, I'm just saying)!
Because she is fabulous, that's why.


dita1 by mirixo

Outfit un:

Lace corset with corsage
Dita can clinch her waist down to 16 and a half inches. SIXTEEN AND A HALF INCHES. OHMYGOD.
goddiva.co.uk

Skirt
Because the corset is so fancy schmancy, you need a plain skirt.
to-dress.ru

Earrings
They're pretty even though they're from Forever21, okay!
Forever21.com

Brian Atwood pumps
Any self-respecting stripper burlesque dancer needs at least too many pairs of pumps.
net-a-porter.com

Christian Louboutin Suede fringed bag
Christian Louboutin! Enough said, thank you very much.
brownsfashion.com

Yves Saint Laurent ring
Accessories are the key, ladies and cross-dressers.
brownsfashion.com

Outfit duex:

Vintage 50's rock'n'roll belted cotton dress
In fact, she wore one just like this (see below).
candysays.co.uk

High heeled red shoes
I don't want to visit "pussycatshoes.com" for fear of what I might find, really.
pussycatshoes.com

Valentino handbag
Again, Valentino. Expensive but if you can afford it, why not.
trendora.com

Chanel earrings
Everyone needs a pair of Chanel earrings. So if anyone would be so kind as to buy me some...
chanel.com

ASDFGHASDDFGH.

Hey y'all.
Yesterday, we had a whole school photo.
Well, it was a year level photo.
But they are just going to copy and paste all the year levels photos together so that it's a whole school photo.
LOL. For the year level photo, I'm in the front row cos I'm vertically challenged.
But in the whole school photo, I'll look like I'm standing. ^_^

We watched Schindler's List in Religion.
It was really sad even though I didn't really understand it. >_>

I watched the Simpsons yesterday.
It was SO funneh.
Coin collecting is pretteh cool, kk. (Well, I don't collect coins.. I'm too lazy)
When the Simpsons finished, I was like, "Should I watch Kenny?"
Cos my friend (Well, a family friend) said it was funny.
And I was like, "I suppose I should watch it..."
Anyway, it was pretteh lame.
No offence.
I prefer humour such as Rove, Carrie and Pete. Oh and Ryan and Hamish and Andy. LOL.

And yeah.
Bye for now but not forever.
ROVE IS ON SUNDAY NIGHT!!! X]
-excited-

THE ARIAS.

The ARIAS was on yesterday.
I was slightly disappointed cos I wanted to watch Rove but Hamish and Andy were really amusing at the start of the show so I decided to watch the ARIAS.
I didn't watch all of it (just till 8:30) but Gabriella Cilmi won 6. I was so proud.
It is really scary that Gabriella Cilmi is younger than me yet she has achieved more in her life AND she can sing. I fail at life. X'[

Also, I saw the Living End get an ARIA thingy. And they played White Noise. ^_^
I love that song.
Apparently Pink performed too. And Gabriella Cilmi. WHYY DID I MISS IT??
Oh well. Good times, anyway.

I went to the Art Show yesterday (Scones are yum!) and the Fete (Krispy Kreme FTW).
They were both fun. Read about them on my other blog.

Speaking of my other blog, I'm thinking of just having one blog.
It'll probably be Zoidberg Tales cos that has all the stuff (and junk) on the side.
So yeah.
It will just mean that you will only have to read one of my blogs. Instead of two. KK?

Later, peeps.

GOOGLE

Hey peeps.
Who likes Google?


I do. X]

SEMI FORMAL! X]

Wow.
My semi formal was last night. ^_^
It was awesome!
We went in and everyone was either dancing or sitting down/talking. I just went to my table cos that's where my friends were.
And then, they played Just Dance by Lady GaGa. And everyone was like, "OMG, YAY!"
So we all got up to dance (or in my case, stand around watching).
Then we had dinner which was a buffet and there were, like, so many different foods.
Except it wasn't fair cos all the foods had meat and my friend could only have salads.

Anyway, after dinner, we went up to dance. (Well, I didn't really dance. -_-)
And they played some really good songs like ABBA and Grease and Hot N Cold and yeah.
But some songs they played weren't as good. Like Metro Station and Miley Cyrus.
Oh and after they played ABBA, they played this really bad song and I was like, "Ohh, can you put ABBA back on?"

Then, for dessert, we had Tiramisu (yum!), pavlova (even yummier!) and many more great desserts.
I was planning to go back for seconds but I didn't want to be a pig. >_>

After dessert, we all danced again. (Well, everyone 'cept me).
And then, they gave out awards.
My friend won "Most Outrageous Costume." She came as the devil. And apparently the principal (who is a music-hating nun) gave her a mean look. Cos the devil is EVIL in a Catholic school.

L-R: Me dressed as Snow White, Miri as a devil, Aparna as a princess, Markos who was Aparna's partner. X]

Anyway, it was a fantastic night! ^_^

WHAT ARE THE IR SERIES?

Can someone plz tell me about the IR series?
Everyone on Dale Thomas' blog is all like, "OMG, congrats on making the IR series."
And I'm totally confused because I have no idea what the IR series are.
My brain is about to explode.

Anyway, in lighter news, Mitchell Johnson likes music such as Soulfly (heavy metal band - I never will listen to it EVER) and My Chemical Romance (I read that in an article today ^_^).
I like one song by My Chem. Romance. Which is Teenagers. And it's awesome.
Back to the topic of Mitchell Johnson (who is adorable and unignorable).
He has a new piercing. On his tongue.
I know, right.
Mitchell Johnson is basically the only person who I like that has facial piercings and a tattoo. (Not including some people in my year 11 who have facial piercings).

I had a Chemistry test today.
My brain exploded halfway through due to hard questions that were too difficult to answer.
I mean, how do you calculate ppm and ppb?
Also, how do you change LITRES into GRAMS? WHAT?
I cheered up when we had Religion.
We watched Keeping The Faith. It has Ben Stiller in it.
It is about a rabbi, a Catholic priest and a girl (Anna) and they are all best friends.
Anyway, the rabbi and priest are both in love with Anna.
But Anna knows she can't date the priest cos he can't marry or have a sexual relationship.
So she dates the rabbi (Ben Stiller).
I kinda wanted her to date Brian (the priest). He was so cute! And he was willing to give up his whole priest career to be in love with her. But she didn't want to. X'[

After religion, we had General Specialist Maths (or GMZ as some people call it).
Don't ask me what the Z stands for.

Then I had my Biology SAC.
After the Biology SAC (which was pretty easy - hopefully I get a good mark) the teacher handed our practice exam back.
And the teacher was all like saying how people made up some words on the exam.
And also, there was a question that was like, "What is this fossil?"
And someone in my class went, "A special fossil" or something like that.
LOL.
No one in my class went well on that exam. Actually, maybe someone went well.
I got 28/75. FAIL.
Luckily it was a PRACTICE exam. Phew.
I have about three weeks of study.

Well, I should go now.
See ya!

INSTRUCTABLE IS SUCH A GOOD WEBSITE.

LOLDUDE.
I found an awesome website (courtesy of Aidan) which has all this DIY stuff.
It is pretteh rad. It is called Instructable.
I found one DIY activity thingy and it was VAMPIE.
Which is like a vampire pie.
I was all like, "OMG, Twilight! ^_^"
So yeah.

Did you know Kirsten Stewart's phone number was posted on the internet and then it wasn't really Kirsten's number? LOL.
I should post my phone number on the internet but pretend it is RPattz'. And then, everyone will call me and I'll be popular for once in my life. X]

For my semi formal on Thursday, I'm dressing up as Snow White. ^_^
I'll bring along an apple (poisonous, of course) and I'll just sit there for the whole night eating an apple.
Maybe I should just bring a toffee apple. They taste nicer. Well, I haven't tried one (cos my mummy is evil and won't let me) but they look nice.
And I've eaten toffee cos we made it in Food Tech. And then we added pink food dye.

Guess what?
The Amazing Race is coming back on Channel 7!
Except the stupid Americans have already seen it.
Americans get everything. They get to see the Amazing Race first AND they get to be next to Russia. WHY SO MEAN, AMERICA? SHARING IS CARING!

Anyway, the Amazing Race shall be good.
My favourite Amazing Race couple would have to be Rob & Amber.
Amber was so cute.
And then Rob was funneh. =P
I also liked Dustin and Kandice. Cos Kandice reminded me of CANDY.
Tyler and James were a good couple too. I called them TJ. Ah, good times.
That's all that I can remember from The Amazing Race.
Oh wait - there was that short girl. I forgotten her name. =[

Oh well. I shall go now.
I have Maths questions to do and a Biology and Chemistry SAC on Monday.
Help me, dudez. Plz.
Also, say hi to your mum for me.
*swivels around in chair*

LOL. X]

Today was Gabriella Cilmi's birthday.
She turns 17 which is MY age.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GABRIELLA CILMI!!!
Okay, I'll shut up.

I did my Biology Practice Exam today.
So freaking scary.
There were questions that I didn't understand like translocation (wtf is that?) and apoptosis. Well, I do know stuff about apoptosis but we didn't learn it in DETAIL.
Argh.

Anyway, the rest was pretteh good.
I want to go REALLY well on this exam cos I only got an average score on my last exam. Well, I think it was average. C+ is kinda average, yeah?

In English, we had to write a practice Feature Article. And one of the topics was Genetically Modified Foods. So, I changed it to Gene Therapy cos that's what my Biology SAC is on.
And yeah.
So, I'm going to do the feature article on Gene Therapy cos it'll help me study for my SAC.

Also, I have a Chemistry test on Monday.
It is on Stoichiometry.
Maybe I could get my friend to do the test instead of me.
Cos she likes Stoichiometry and what not.
Hmm... I'll consider that...

LOL, the Twilight trailer leaked on to the internet today.
It was meant to be on the internet in the afternoon but it came out in the morning.
Haha. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Summit Entertainment!

I'm going to go now.
Later, peeps.
Say hi to your mum for me!
P.S. Hold on tight, Spider Monkey! -funnyquote-

YAY. THREE MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL TILL THE WEEKEND!

Hey peeps!
I watched the Simpsons yesterday! ^_^
And today, we watched Keeping The Faith which was a fantastic movie.
Ben Stiller is in it. He's the rabbi.
And the rabbi is friends with a Catholic priest (I know, right!)
Oh and the rabbi and the priest are friends with a chick who doesn't really have a religion. Well, she might. 'Cept she doesn't say what it is.

Anyway, it is a good movie.
I like Religion classes when we watch movies. That's what religion should be about. MOVIES.
We should watch The Simpsons in Religion class.
I mean, Ned Flanders is VERY religious and Reverend Lovejoy is a priest.
And Homer is a lazy Christian cos he doesn't like getting up early to go to church. He is like me.

I'm gonna go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. I got 66% in my Accounting SAC. It was exciting cos the highest mark in the class was 67% and the lowest mark was 6%. ^_^

LOL.

So.
Yesterday I was kinda sad.
Cos I could have seen Buddeh Franklin AND Nathan Buckley.

In lighter news, Rove is on tonight.
I'm presuming Kaz James will be performing cos that's what the TV Guide told me.
I like Kaz James. I found out yesterday that he was in the Bodyrockers or something.
I was all like, "WHOA. O_O"

'Cept I never really liked any songs by the Bodyrockers. I just like WEEEEEEEEEE... HOLD ON by Kaz James.

Also, Kaz is a pretteh name.
It has a 'z' in it.
So, it's like JAZZ. Which is a great name cos it's a genre of music that I like AND a nickname of a girl's name - Jasmine. And Jasmine is a pretteh flower that smells nice. X]

Anyway, I shall go.
Later, peeps.
Bye for now but not forever.
P.S. I do remember a song by the Bodyrockers. It was all like, "I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE..."
But I never liked it. Not as much as WEEEEEEEEEEEE... HOLD ON. ^_^

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... HOLD ON.

I cannot get on to Live Journal. Life sucks.
Anyway, I was watching an ad for Rove for the Sunday night show and it said that Kaz James was performing.
So I went on to the website and it doesn't even mention Kaz James!

I like Kaz James' song that goes, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. HOLD ON. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. HOLD ON, etc."
And yeah.
I always sing along.
LOL, me and my mum were in the car and the song came on the radio.
So I was like, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. HOLD ON."
And my mum was like, "Uh, yes. -confused-"
Ah, good times.

Anyhoo, hopefully Kaz James does perform on Rove.
'Cept he can't beat Lady GaGa's performance. That was magnificant.
^_^

Heh heh, the Idols are singin' ABBA songs next week. Do you know how many times I've seen an Australian Idol ad this week telling me that Idol is singing ABBA? About 1 million.
Is Australian Idol getting desperate so they make the Idols sing songs from a good band and advertising it a lot?
Well, it ain't convinced me.
I'll purposely watch Dancing With The Stars (Paul Licuria FTW!) on Sunday so that Australian Idol can get what they deserve - an axing.
And then, I'll be back to watching Channel 10 on Sunday nights - SIMPSONS HOUR!! ^_^

Later, peeps.
P.S. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... HOLD ON.

AN UPDATE.

Channel Ten axed 90210!
LOL. I never watched that show. Except I did watch it last Monday night cos my friend really liked it so she was all like, "LAURA, YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT!"
And I was like, "FINE. Hmph."
So I watched it and it was kinda funneh cos one of the people was asking all these Biology-type questions. I think one of them was studying.
I didn't really understand the whole show (and I didn't know who the characters were).

So yeah. I just found out that 90210 got axed.
WOW.
Why would you axe 90210 when there is CLEARLY someone who watches it (my friend) and not axe Australian Idol when CLEARLY no one watches it?
It would be better for me if Australian Idol was axed cos 1) they might put on Simpsons repeats and 2) Rove will start ON TIME for once.

UGH. I don't even watch 90210 or anything else at that timeslot. So the axing of 90210 doesn't affect me. DAMMIT.
I can think of some other shows Channel 10 could have axed.

1. Australian Idol. That's an obvious one. Cos no one watches it.
   
2. Friday Night Download. If we want to view video clips, we'll search for them on You Tube. This show is pretteh pointless.
3. Kenny's World. If we want to watch toilets for half an hour, we can go to our own bathroom and stare at the toilet. And we don't want a running commentary on it, either.
4. Neighbours. Sorry, I just had to put this one on. Anything with Dean Geyer on it is pretteh bad, in my opinion.
5. Taken Out. I don't know why, it just bores me.
   
6. Bondi Rescue. I don't know. It just bores me.
   
7. The Jamie Oliver show where he killed a chicken. You put me off chicken for a week, Jamie! I HATE YOU! T_T

And yeah. That's all.
If you know any more, just comment.
Oh and if one of your favourite shows is listed above, just shoot me, k? Cos I'm sorry, I was only naming shows that I don't like. And I'm a loser so yeah. You probably wouldn't agree with me. -lame-

BUDDEH. ^___________________^

Hey everyone!
I have exciting news.
There is a place near me and it's called Southland. O_O
And Buddy Franklin will be in Southland on Saturday at the Telstra shop.
He'll be there from 12pm till 2pm, I think.
Hopefully, I'll be there. And I'll be all like, "BUDDEH, WHY'D YOU BEAT JIMMY BARTEL?"
And he'll be all like, "Um... okayy... -confused-"

One of my goals (on my other blog - Zoidberg Tales) shall be achieved if I do get to see Buddy!
I can hug him! (Hopefully)
WOW.
I'm so excited now.

Well, that's all I'll say in this post.
See ya, peeps! X]

STUFF. AND DALE THOMAS.

Howdy everyone!
I just went to teh library (nerd!) and I got the book called Before I Die.
Lots of people say it is really good yet really sad.
I have read the first chapter which consisted of me laughing out loud cos she made a funneh comment.
Tessa (main character) said she didn't want the blackberries.
So the guy was like, "What do you want?"
And Tess was like, "I want a baby elephant."
And it was funneh. ^_^

Also, I found one of Jaclyn Moriarty books (yay!) which is called Spell Book or something.
It seems really good.
I was going to get her other book, I have a bed of buttermilk pancakes, but it was in the Adult section and I don't want to go in there - the books are too hard. Also, I'm lazy.
-coughi'malosercough-

The last thing I'll say on books is - NATHAN BUCKLEY'S BOOK IS OUT NOW!
/capslock
Yeah. Nathan "I'm-A-Bad-Speller" Buckley has a biography out.
Kinda like Strauchanie's 'cept less funnier, of course.
Dale Thomas needs to write a book. Oh, wait - he writes blogs instead. ILY, DALE.
Anyhoo, I haven't read Nathan Buckley's book yet.
I'll have fun with it though because I'M SURE it'll be full of spelling errors.
I mean, that's what you expect from someone who calls their sons Ayce and Jett.

But me and Dale will call our children weird names.
Like, Apple or Banana.
Or Heath.
Heath isn't weird, though.
I haven't heard of many people called Heath.
There is only Heath Shaw, Jack Heath, Heath Ledger and my friend's boyfriend.
WOW. If I were a boy, I'd want my name to be Heath.
I'd be the coolest guy in the world.
It would be like THE MAX POWER WAY.
Except it is just like the wrong way - but faster!

Y'know what would be funneh?
If one of the categories on Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader was called "Rove."
And the question would be like, "WHO WOULD YOU TURN GAY FOR?"
And the kids would all be like, "Oh, damn. I should've studied for this one..."
LOL.
And then, you win an extra $20 for naming who you'd turn gay for.
WOW.
So you could end up with five hundred thousand and twenty dollars.
^_^

I'll go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. I just applied for Coles cos my application form expired cos it only lasts for a year. Wish me luck!

ROVE IS PRETTEH COOL. ^_^

Howdy peeps!
The Simpsons is on tonight!
At 7:30 pm. ^_^
ANDAND it is on at SIX O'CLOCK!!!
Also, Wipeout is on too. YAY FOR THE BIG BALLS.
(Oops, that sounded wrong)

And Survivor is on but I'm not watching it cos I never do.
ALSO, none of my ~lovely bloggers are going to blog about it.
I was kinda hoping the TV Week blogger would blog because she actually likes Survivor and stuff.
And then, I was hoping for Petstarr (aka Bland Canyon blog) to blog about it. Except he doesn't blog about Survivor. Fair enough, I wouldn't want to watch Survivor either.

Okay, I'll shut up.
LOL, I've been practising the stuff that Rove does. Cos I want to be like him. X]
Like, for example, y'know how when Rove is talking to Tom Petrovsky and then he swivels around to say the "Things I love" segment? Yeah, I've been practising the swivel. I'm not very good at it but I'm trying.
Also, I like the "Say-hi-to-your-mum-for-me" part. That's a classic.

So yeah. Soon, I'll have my own TV show and it'll be like exactly like Rove's.
Except I'll be the host.
And the show will be called, "LAURA."
And Carrie Bickmore will say the ~news and Peter Helliar will do Petespace.
Oh and Ryan Shelton will do his investigating stuff. That's always funneh.
The celebrity guests on the show can be Dale Thomas and Jimmy Bartel and Buddy Franklin.
Great show, huh?
I'll probably get worse ratings than Australian Idol and I didn't even know you could get WORSE ratings than Australian Idol. O_O

Okay, fine. I won't copy Rove.
I'll just audition for 5th Grader and pretend that I'm 11 years old. Unbeknowns to them, I'm actually 6 years older. ^_^
Wouldn't it be so cool to have Rove as your teacher?
Like, what would the classes be like?
Rove would be like, "Now, class, time for the quiz on what you've learnt. Laura, you're up first!"
And then the scenario would be like:

Rove: Start the clock. What is the first letter of the alphabet?
Laura: A.
Rove: How many sides does a heptagon have?
Laura: 7.
Rove: What is the longest word with no vowels?
Laura: Rhythm.
Rove: And the last question: Who would you turn gay for?
Laura: Um, I don't know. Damn, I should have studied this. I should've known this question would be on the quiz. Um, I'll say Gabriella Cilmi and Brooke cos they have nice shoes. ^_^
Rove: Well done. You deserve an A+ and here is your $20.

LOL, great scenario, yeah?
Rove would be the best teacher.
^_^

Later, peeps. X]

SAY HI TO YOUR MUM FOR ME!

I watched Rove yesterday.
And Lady GaGa was performing.
Now, I like her song (Just Dance) and everytime it comes on the radio, I'm like, "YAY!" Because it is MUCH better than some of the crap songs radio's play.
But when Lady GaGa was performing LIVE on Rove, it was better.
She makes it really entertaining to watch. ^_^
Also, the things I love segment was pretteh cool too.
Ryan Shelton was all like, "I love making friends... I once made a friend called Becky out of sticks and stones... Becky, if you're watching, I really miss you..."
Ryan is hilarious. I laughed for like a minute after that.
And then Carrie Bickmore's. It was like, "I love how people say, "it's the new black". And I punch them in the eye and say, "like that?"."

And I watched the end of Australian Idol (because that show finished later T_T).
And some chick was being all cute and shy.
Then she came out and sang Hook Me Up by The Veronicas (I know, right) and she did it in a kind of sexy way.
So, the judges were all like, "Um, that didn't suit you.."
And one of the judgesw (I didn't see which one - probably Kyle) said, "It was like Mother Teresa at a lingerie party."
And Gee and Jimmy were like, "Uh, maybe we should ignore that comment..."
Yeah, it scarred me. =[
Not happy, Jan.

On my tombstone, I want an advertisement for Cadbury. Preferably a picture of a gorilla.
And then, everyone will stand near my grave and be like, "Oh, I'll miss Laura. -cough- . Let's all have chocolate to drown our sorrows."
And yeah. X]

GEELONG VS HAWTHORN GRAND FINAL

Hawthorn are winning. :'[
I kinda wanted them to win but then I saw Jimmy's cute face and I was all like, "JIMMY FTW!"
I'd rather see a Sad-Buddy face than a Sad-Jimmy face.
Jimmy's too cute to cry.
And I also don't want Chance Bateman to win. His hairstyle is ridiculous. It is like long dreadlocks and it looks HORRIBLE. He can't win.

And also Jimmy is working harder than Buddy. Jimmy has had more kicks and disposals and what not. ILY, Jimmy, You deserve the Norm Smith medal.

At the Show, I got a Dale Thomas badge.
It looks pretteh.

Did I mention that Dale Thomas won Tool Of The Year?
He did.
And also, on Wednesday, he did a cooking thingy at Crown Casino (I read this on his blog) and guess who won the cook-off?
DALE THOMAS.
Yes, that's right. My boyfriend can cook. ^_^
Which means that I can marry him and there's no pressure on me to cook the dinner. YAY!

This Grand Final is SO annoying.
Bateman just got a free kick. But then Buddy (my ~lovely champion) got a goal. Which made it all better.
Oh, Buddy, why so awful to little Jimmy?

EW. Last freaking quarter. And bloody Hawthorn are winning.
-whinges-
And now the captain (Sam "I-Think-I'm-So-Great" Mitchell) has kicked a goal.
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP KICKING GOALS????

Gosh, there are about 100,000 people at the MCG. ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND!
Whoa.
That's a whole heap of people.
I hate this game. And I'm sure the Geelong supporters hate it EVEN MORE.
How can Geelong win EVERY match ('cept one) but LOSE the Grand Final?
Is that even possible?!?!?!?!

Some Hawthorn guy just sealed the game.
That Hawthorn guy is going to die.
BRB, just going to the MCG to kill some Hawthorn people.

EW. EW. EW. EW. EW. EW.
I hate Hawthorn.
Maybe they should stop being so arrogant.
Jimmy Bartel has NEVER been arrogant.
NEVER.
NEVER.
Never in his whole life has he been arrogant.
Jimmy is the sweetest guy ever.

Oh, look who's going for goal?
It's Jarryd Roughead.
What a surprise.
I hate him.

If Jimmy Bartel doesn't win the Norm Smith medal, I'll kill someone. And it will most likely be Chance Bateman. And his hair. T_T

Some Hawthorn guy is on crutches.
Oh wait - it's Trent Croad.
The drug-addict.

LOL, Geelong kicked a goal.
Never say die, says Tom Lonergan who just kicked a goal.
Oh, Tom. I'm glad you're nice to my little Jimmy.

I'm going to go now.
I'll blog again when I find out who the Norm Smith medallist is.
I could be angry or happy depending on that medallist. ^_^

ANGUS, THONGS AND FULL FRONTAL SNOGGING IS A GOOD BOOK.

So, I have an idea for the semi formal.
I'll come wearing a pair of ~gorgeous red boots (kinda like Gabriella Cilmi's except hers aren't red).
And I'll wear dark-ish jeans (dark blue/navy) and any random top.
Except I don't have any red boots. I'm gonna buy some. Even if I only wear them once.
Yes, I may look hooker-ish but that is part of the plan.
The theme is 'in your wildest dreams' not 'in your normal dreams.'

Anyhoo, I was reading the TV Guide in hope that a good TV show was coming on. (i.e. The Amazing Race, The Mole, Futurama, The Simpsons at 6pm, etc).
And I found something nearly as good. Survivor. Although it is on late at night, the TV Week blogger hopefully will blog about it. Which means, she'll blog more. YAY.

LOL. I had a yummy breakfast this morning.
It was from McDonalds and I had bacon & egg McMuffin AND a hash brown. But the best part was the chocolate shake. Mmm...

I finished the book Town by James Roy.
It was awesome.
Jack is SO funneh.
Same with Angela and Hattie and Jordan. Oh and Jordan's Chemistry teacher.

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader is on tonight.
Rove is pretteh cool.
And the kids are cool too. They are like me when I was in Grade 5. Except they are more energetic and smiley. I was quiet and shy. And also, they have plans to be comedians and astronauts and science-y stuff. I had no plans. I was like Lisa Simpson because I liked maths and english and science and everything except sport but they weren't actual occupations for the future.
I suppose I'm more like Lisa Simpson than those 5th grade kids. Except my daddy wasn't funneh.

Oh wait - speaking of people being funneh, I was reading Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging and Georgia inherited a big nose from her father. So she goes up to her mum, "Why'd you marry dad?" And her mum was like, "He makes me laugh."
And then, Georgia was all like, "Well, Bart Simpson makes me laugh and I'm not going to marry him."
LOL. ILY, Georgia. You're cool like Bella. ^_^
I'm only up to page 70 in that book, though.
Oh and Georgia's friend, Jas, fell in love with a guy called Tom. And Tom goes, "See you later." And Jas was all like, "OMG. He said see you later. OMG. He said see you later. OMG."
And it reminded me of my friend who said hi to the guy she liked and he nodded at her. So my friend was all like, "OMG. He nodded at me. OMG. He nodded at me. OMG."
LOL. She thought that nodding was a marriage proposal. O_O

Anyway, Georgia fell in love with Tom's brother, Robbie.
And Georgia was walking down the street pushing the pram which her sister, Libby, was in.
And Robbie came walking towards them.
So, Georgia says hi. And they chat for awhile.
And then, Libby goes, "Georgia did a big poo in the morning." Right in front of the guy Georgia had a crush on!
I burst out laughing at that part.
Anyway, Robbie was like, "Uh, okayyy."

And yeah. Georgia is pretteh funny.
Oh and at Georgia's school, they have to wear berets. And no one wants to wear berets because it flattens their hair and makes their hair look shit. Oh and they walk past the guy's school every morning so you gotta look pretteh when walking past guys.
So they found a way to wear it so it was hidden. So that the guy's couldn't see it yet the teachers wouldn't tell them off.
Strict school. I wonder what school it reminds me of. Oh yes - my school.
My school don't wear berets but we HAVE to wear our blazers to and from school.
And if you rock up in sports uniform on a non-sports day, you'll get a detention.
Or if you are in the classroom at lunchtime because you are cold outside, you'll get a detention.
Basically, the school is strict. Or maybe the teachers need company when they stay after school. Teachers at my school SRSLY need a life.
I mean, my Biology class has to come in to school DURING the holidays. Don't the teachers have better things to do? Like, getting drunk at parties, taking drugs and going to strip clubs.

Anyway, enough talk about teachers.
The BUDDY AND JIMMY SHOW is on Saturday.
I want Buddy to win because Jimmy had his glory last year.
I'm going now. Later, peeps.
Don't forget to party like it's 1989!

I WANT RED SHOES

Yesterday, I turned on the TV to watch the Brownlow and Australian Idol was still on.
And some girl was singing so I presume she had been eliminated.
This girl had brown hair and a pretteh face.
Oh and she was wearing RED boots. Kinda like Gabriella Cilmi's but they were RED.
Anyhoo, my point is that this girl was the spitting image of Gabriella Cilmi. The only difference was the girl looked younger yet she must have been older to be on Australian Idol.
Also, this girl was really sweet and she made the other contestants cry because the song went, "ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU." And this girl sang that line whilst looking at her fellow contestants. Well, the camera was mainly on a Casey-Donovan-lookalike and she was bawling her eyes out.

Anyway, I want a pair of red boots. And a pair of red skinny leg jeans.
Oh and the girl's name was Brooke which depressed me slightly because now there are NO Brookes left in that stupid competition.

I'll just continue watching reality TV shows like Survivor, The Mole and The Amazing Race where the fate of the contestants isn't in the audience's hands.

Anyhoo, I also watched the Brownlow.
I was excited at the start because my little Jimmy Bartel was a favourite to win.
LOL, it was kinda funneh when Andy Demetriou read out Round 2 results instead of Round 1. And then he read out Round 22. Y SO FUNNEH, ANDY?
Anyway, the Brownlow was pretty crap because the umpires didn't give many points to Jimmy. And Simon Black was winning for like the whole time and I don't like him because he is a Brisbane Lions player.
I was going for Dane Swan, Jimmy Bartel and teh wonderful Richo who nearly won.
Before they started the Brownlow, the camera went around to all the favourites who could win the Brownlow medal. And when the camera showed Richo, Richo stuck something up so that they couldn't see his face. And I was like, "LOLDUDE. That's what I do. ^_^"

It would have been nice for Richo to win. His team are ALWAYS in ninth position so he hasn't made the finals for AGES.
Richo can't help it that his team suck.

But no, Adam Cooney won. I was kinda glad he won instead of Simon Black. But I really wanted Jimmy to win because that's what I predicted.
So yeah. Horrible night for me because Brooke with her gorgeous red shoes left Australain Idol (I don't even watch that show anyway) and Jimmy Bartel, Dane Swan or Richo didn't win the Brownlow. I blame the umpires. Especially that number 17.

I'm going to go now.
Later, peeps.

CELEBRITY PROFILE: LUKE PRITCHARD

Full Name: Luke Pritchard

AKA: Sam Teh Lovable Hobbit, Lukey, etc

D.O.B: 2nd March 1985 (age 23)

Signifigant Achievements: Being in the band, The Kooks. They have two albums out - the current one is called Konk. Luke is the lead singer.

Not-so-significant Achievements: Nothing at all.

Stalker Rating: Moderately High. The chicks (like me) would find adorable and unignorable. I'm sure there are chicks out there who want his babies but not me.

"How can I become one of the said stalkers?": Check out his album, Konk, and keep updated for when he and his band go on tour. Also, check out the band's myspace, wikipedia page and his band's own website.

Other (un)Nessecary Information: Luke is a British kid meaning his accent is teh coolest. He developed a speech impediment as a child. He is notoriously humble on the stage and the songs on the Kooks' first album are written about his girlfriend, Katie Melua.
Photographic Evidence:

He is kinda cute, don't ya think?

GRAND FINAL: BUDDY VS JIMMY

The Grand Final is on Channel 7 on Saturday.
And Geelong will be playing Hawthorn.
It is like Jimmy Bartel VS Buddy Franklin. The winner shall be showered in love by me and the loser shall be burnt at a stake. Actually, I just realised I could never burn Jimmy or Buddeh. They are too special and funneh. And in Jimmy's case, gay. (I don't care if Jimmy has a Danish girlfriend - guys who bring ~guys to the Brownlow are gay or just weird).

Anyhoo, if I were a guy and I played football, I'd bring a guy to the Brownlow.
And everyone would be like, "That's different."
And I'd be like, "Uh huh."
I'd probably take Dale Thomas or Sam Teh Lovable Hobbit (Luke from the Kooks) to the Brownlow.
Speaking of Luke, he was on Video Hits this morning. Ah, good times.

COWS ARE SO FUNNEH.

It's a mermaid cow. ^_^
There is a country town in mah state and there are pretteh-ful cows in that ~lovely town.
Do you want to see a Shrek one?
It is the Shrek cow! It looks pretteh cool.
ANDAND it is Spiderman Cow!! X]
LOL. Spiderman = cool. ^_^
Breakfast cow makes me hungry.
I had an egg for breakfast today! EGGS FTW!
Oh and I found MINI-COW. He's pretteh tiny. They call him LOW COW.
He is vertically challenged like me. LOLDUDE.
Oh, wow! It's a cow who goes, "MOO-FOURLEGSGOOD-TWOLEGSBETTER-MOO."
He's from Animal Farm. He's an ally of the pigs. ^_^
Speaking of two-leg cows, here is DAISY THE COW. (Get it?)
Daisy is Dale Thomas' nickname. Yet Daisy could be a cow's name too. I think.
Bananas, anyone?
BANANAS IN PAJAMAS!! Or not...
Actually it is MR. COW IN PAJAMAS. GOODNIGHT, MY PRECIOUS COW. GIVE ME SOME MILK IN THE MORNING, K? AND I'LL HAVE A SIPAHH STRAW TOO. MMM...
Last but certainly not least, is the AUSTRALIAN COW. He supplies McDonalds with Australian Beef. LOL.
AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE! OI, OI, OI! X]

I hope you enjoyed the Cow Festival. Keep updated with new and exciting things to happen.
Later, peeps.
Say hi to your mum for me!!

ANGUS, THONGS AND PERFECT SNOGGING - LET'S GO TO SEE IT AND LAUGH OURSELVES SILLY.

OMG. The Walkathon at my school is tomorrow. I hate walking. I'm so lazy. >_<
Anyway, we get pizza on that day. YAY!
Pizza = yum.

Tomorrow I have three SACs. Ew.
Except one is a Math Methods one (kinda easy) and the other is a Biology one (not really easy but still). We get to have notes for both those SACs. ^_^
And the other SAC I have is a Chemistry one that I have to hand in tomorrow.
Speaking of Chemistry, does anyone know what Green Chemistry is?
Actually don't worry about it. I'll ask Google. And it isn't due till the 16th October.


My old primary school is having a Fete soon!
On the 19th October.
I love the Fete. Even though I don't go to primary school anymore.
My favourite thing at the fete is the souvlakis. Mmm...
AND I looking at all the food like cakes and stuff. And I'm like to my mum, "Can I have a cake plz?" And my mum is like, "Yeah, sure. Did you bring your money?"
And I'm like, "No. I was kinda expecting you to pay."
LOL. I've been deprived of Nutella and chocolate for my whole childhood. Except on special occasions and stuff.

The Royal Melbourne Show is starting tomorrow.
ANDAND Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging is coming out tomorrow too!
LOL, I'm going to go see that movie and I'll just laugh myself silly.
It shall be fun.
I haven't read the book though. Maybe I should.... *goes to library*
I just found out that ANGUS, THONGS AND FULL FRONTAL SNOGGING is the first book in a series of NINE books. Wow. I'm going to read them all. And I shall laugh till I cry.


I have found some slang present in these books.
Examples are:
BLODGE - Biology
Omg, we're going to be late for Blodge!
FROGGY - France
Let's all go to Froggy!
And there are heaps more.


So yeah. I'm going to get those books no matter what it takes.
I need something to laugh at. LOL.
Georgia Nicolson sounds like a nice person who is kinda obsessed with kissing and nunga-nungas.
Well, according to wikipedia, that's what I found out. ^_^


And yeah. That's is my life summed up in a few paragraphs.
Oh wait - I forgot to mention the bad news. Well, we don't know if it is GOOD or BAD news. Yet.
Scott Burns might be retiring. He was going to have a chat with Mick Malthouse (lol - I nearly wrote Mick Molloy) today. And the decision should be decided tomorrow.


Oh and the Brownlow Medal is on Monday (Mad Monday for some) on Channel 10.
The TV Guide said 8:30 pm. But I am smarter than that and I know that Australian Idol will go for longer (as per usual) and the Brownlow Medal won't start till midnight.
Poor little Jimmy Bartel. He thought he was getting the Brownlow medal on Monday.
It looks like he'll be getting it a week later, depending on how long Gee and James M decide to talk for. Oh and I mustn't forget the judges who could talk for centuries and not get tired. Well, they've probably been living for a century - don't they all have grey hair? Or maybe not.


Anyhoo, later peeps.
Say hi to your mum for me, k?

SAM TEH LOVABLE HOBBIT

Okay. The Simpsons weren't on last night.
I was pissed off.
I turned on the TV at 6 pm. And Taken Out was on. >_>
That show is BAAAAAAD.
So I thought that maybe Channel Ten did the old Switcheroo and swapped Taken Out and The Simpsons. So, I turned on the TV at 7 pm and what the hell is that music?
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUU!
Where is that music from???
THE TV, OF COURSE!
Friends was on.

So basically, Channel Ten are Cold Hard Bitches.
Who the hell watches Taken Out?
ANDAND who watches Australian Idol?
Hopefully Australian Idol and Taken Out get axed. ^_^

But don't worry guys. I got cheered up.
By this BLOG. I found a blog. And he/she blogs on Australian Idol. It is just as funny as the TV Week blog.
LOL. There was a dude called Jonny in the Final 12 and he got eliminated. I wonder if he had pretteh blonde hair like Johnny from the Galvatrons... Hmm...
ANDAND apparently Ms Jordin "I'm-More-Popular-Than-Kelly-Clarkson" Spark(le)s was performing last night on Australian Idol. O_O
WHYY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME???
She probably sang Tattoo or One Step At A Time. They are my favourite Jordin Sparks songs.

I'm going now.
Later, peeps.

AUSTRALIAN IDOL = WASTE OF TIME

Collingwood lost. Against St Kilda. That might mean that Collingwood is bad because they lost to a bad team.
Oh well.
Let's just move on, shall we?

So, the AFL Grand Final is in two weeks. Approximately.
I have made some predictions.
Some of these predictions won't be true if St Kilda beat Hawthorn.
My predictions are:

1. It will be a Geelong-Hawthorn grand final. (Geelong will obviously get into the grand final)
2. Hawthorn will win. (Because Buddeh is pretteh cool)
3. Last year, Crazy John offered $1 million to a player who kicked 10 goals in the grand final. If he offers the same offer this year, Buddy will get the million bucks.
4. Lastly, Jimmy Bartel will win back-to-back Brownlow medals.

They are my predictions.
But if St Kilda beat Hawthorn this week, then Geelong will win the Grand Final. Obviously.
The only team that can beat Geelong is Collingwood. And maybe Hawthorn if they try hard.

Okay, I'll stop talking about footy.
I watched Video Hits today.
Yes, I am a nerd.
Anyway, the host was interviewing Nathan from Faker.
ANDAND Nathan had red hair.
I was all like, "OMG! Nathan, why so cool?"

And in the newspaper, there was a two page article on teh Jonas Brother. Or the JoBros.
I read it all.
Such an achievement. ^_^

Rove is on tonight.
Except it is on later because bloody ('scuse the language) Australian Idol has to go till 9:30 pm.
Let's all watch Australain Idol tonight and throw bricks at the screen.
I'll supply the bricks.
Apparently there is a Tom Williams on Australian Idol.
I call him "TEH MOLE" because he is the host of the Mole. Or WAS the host of the Mole because the Mole hasn't been on for AGES.
Or maybe the Tom Williams on Australian Idol is different from the awesomely cool Tom Williams. Hmm...
Oh well. It's not like I'll be voting for him.

That's what I like about The Mole, The Amazing Race and Survivor.
The host doesn't say, "Audience, you have to vote for your favourite!"
I kinda hate shows where the audience/viewers have to vote.
Because I can't be bothered voting.
And anyway, it is an absolute waste of money.
I mean, fair enough if you are voting for someone because you know them in R/L (real life).
But if you don't even know the person personally then what is the point of voting???
It isn't like that person is going to go to your house and be like, "Thanks for voting, dude. Let's be friends, k?"
No, that person has got other things to do. i.e auditioning for stupid reality TV shows.
So, don't bother texting to save/evict a contestant on TV.
Text your friend or someone that actually loves and cares for you.

I've had enough ranting.
You can argue against me. Go on, I dare you.

Later, peeps.

HELLO. ^_^

I did a Twilight quiz. And I got...
Alice Cullen You are Alice Cullen. Your ability to foresee danger and misfortune doesn't diminish your bubbly optimism. You are a force to be reckoned with -- anybody with enough sense knows, you never bet against Alice.
Hehe. LOL.
Except the quiz kinda annoyed me. Like, the questions were okay.
But then it started asking me, "Do you want an iPod? Do you want an iPhone?"
And I would be like, "NO! SHUT UP!"
And it gave me all these surveys. And at the top, it says, "IF YOU SAY YES, GIVE US YOUR MOBILE NUMBER."
So yeah. Don't say 'yes' if you do the quiz, k?

Guess what?
For my Accounting SAC, I got the highest mark in the class.
39/48
I was all like, "OMG! ^_^"

ANDAND in Maths, we had a mini maths test. It was just five questions that we had to do without a calculator.
And first two people who finished the quiz first and got all the answers correct got TWO freddo frogs. And guess who one of the people who got two freddo frogs was?
ME. That's right. It was ME.
And everyone else got one Freddo frog. And me and my friend (who is, like, some kind of genius) got two because we're smart.
Also, another girl got two because it was her birthday.

Ah, good times.
School was good today.
I had three subjects that I am good at. And the other subject was a bludge. Which was English.
Speaking of English, we are watching Little Miss Sunshine tomorrow!
Dwayne is pretteh cool.
He doesn't talk.
Someone probably threw acid on his face like that chick in So Much To Tell You.
Kidding.

And yeah.
Life is pretteh good.
That will change when I've had Chemistry on Monday.
We are doing a Titration prac. EW.
I need a miracle. Srsly.
Will someone do my Titration prac for me, y/y?
I'll pretend to be sick on Monday.
That Boomtown Rats song will come in handy...

Later, peeps.

OMG. THE WORLD IS GONNA END... ARGH.

Hey peeps.
Apparently the world will end today at 5:30 pm.
Just so you know, I love you all. ^_^

At my school, the Biology students get ducks or chickens.
They are so cute.
My friend called her duck Daddles because that is the duck's name who comes on when someone gets a duck in cricket.
ANDAND someone called their chicken Popcorn. As in Popcorn Chicken. Geddit?

Good times.

I did my Maths homework. Uh huh.
It was easy.
We are doing differentiation and limits and stuff.
^_^

In English, we have to write a narrative/poem/essay on relationships.
And my story is pretteh cool.
It is about a 13 year old kid whose name is Heath. And his older brother Rhys is really mean to him. So Heath gets all upset.
But then Heath wants revenge on Rhys.
Good story. I hope.

I should go now.
Later, peeps.

P.S. If you are reading this on Thursday 11th September 2008 or later than that, then the world didn't blow up. Obviously. ^_^

LOLDUDE.

Hey peeps.
I found good comic strips. OMG.
They are above as I can not be stuffed bringing them below. >_>

Anyhoo, if you can't read some of them (because the writing is too small), you can borrow my glasses. *pushes glasses through the computer and emails them to y'all*

Lol, in Biology, we were doing work and the class next door had the radio on. And guess what song was on?
Love Song by Sara Barailles. ^_^
I was all like listening to the song and my teacher was like, "Uh, Laura. Are you distracted?"
And I was like, "Um. No."
Twas funneh.
And then Take Me On The Floor came on. And my friend looked at me because she knows I like that song. And I burst out laughing.
ANDAND everyone was like, "O_O! It's the song from the bus!"
Exciting stuff.

Collingwood are playing Saints on teh weekend. Scott Burns might be playing. We need him. He's our captain. Hopefully he doesn't retire this year. Stay another year, Scott Burns! Plz!
If Scott Burns gives up the captaincy this year, then Strauchanie might be captain.
That would be cool.
He'd be all like, "DUDEZ, CBF ABOUT TRAINING. SEE YA AT THE PUB. HEATH WILL DRIVE ME HOME, K?"
And Heath will be like, "Nah.. I'll take a taxi."
And Didak will be all like, "I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME, STRAUCHANIE. JUST PRETEND YOU AREN'T IN THE CAR, Y/Y?"
Lolol. I love mah Heath. He has a pretteh name.

For the semi formal, I should go as Strauchanie and eat Mars bars all night.
Or I could come as Heath Shaw. Anyone want a ride home, y/y?
My friend said she'd come as Edward's Volvo and pretend to drive around fast at the semi formal.
So I'll come as Heath Shaw, bring some beer (even though I don't drink alcohol), drive around fast at the semi formal and crash into people. Good idea, huh?
And then I'll drive people home afterwards. Ah, good times.

The theme for the semi formal is "In Your Wildest Dreams," I think.
Or it might be 1920's. I'm not 100% sure.
Speaking of dreams, I was watching Video Hits because I have no life.
And there was a song on. And I didn't know the singer but the song was called Neapolitan Dreams. And it was really good. Well, I'll admit I was thinking of ice cream while the song was playing.... But still.
I have Neapolitan Dreams all the time. I always dream about food - especially Neapolitan ice cream. Mmmm... I'm hungry now. Time for dinner.
Later peeps.

DALE THOMAS IS PRETTEH.

Collingwood are into the second week of the finals.
They beat Adelaide (Yay!) by about 29 points.
So yeah. Bring it, St Kilda! Prepare to be thrashed... *dun dun DUN*
Or we might play Geelong. But I doubt it. Has anyone ever beaten Geelong? (Except Collingwood)

Anyhoo, yesterday at the school production, I took a bag of lollies and some biscuits. I felt proud.
Tonight I'll take some more. I'll bring a bag and stuff it with food.
Lol. I could bring the big coat that Marge wore the Candy festival thingie.
And I'll stuff food into the coat. I'd look even fatter than I already am but oh well. I just love food.

Rove is on Sunday night. ^_^
Kenny will be on. Y'know the dude who cleans toilets? And he was in that movie that I never saw called Kenny. When that movie was in cinemas, I was like, "Who'd wanna watch a movie about a dude cleaning toilets?"
Except I never actually found out what the movie was about.
And then I was watching the Grand Prix and there was a celebrity race.
Shane Jacobsen (aka Kenny) was in the race. I was all like, "Shouldn't you be cleaning toilets?"

Anyway, Breaking Dawn is fantabulous, so far.
I only have 100 pages to go. ^_^

Y'know how they have gumball machine outside shops and they cost 20 cents?
Well, today I saw one outside a supermarket.
So I was all like, "Mum, can I has 20 cents to get a gum ball? Plz."
And my mum was like, "Okay."

So I inserted the 20 cents and only one freaking gum ball came out.
I was all like, "Dammit. Y SO MEAN, ~MR GUMBALL MACHINE?"
And the gumball machine was like, "^_^"
And I was like, "I HATE YOU."

Ah, good times.
I still got to eat mah gum ball though. Twas yummy.
^_^

A POST WITHOUT MENTIONING DALE THOMAS AND BUDDEH.

Today, we found out that someone suggested to have the theme of the semi formal "Tribal."
We all burst out laughing. Srsly.
What was that person thinking?
That everyone would rock up to the semi formal half-naked with paint all over their body?
LOLWHAT?

Anyway, another suggestion for the semi formal was "In your wildest dreams."
I'd come as Strauchanie and eat Mars bars all night.
And everyone would be like, "Can I have a Mars bar? ^_^"
And I'll be like, "NO!"
It'll be funneh. Lucky I'm not taking a guy to the semi formal or he'd get no attention from me. But then again, no one gets my attention. Except the food. The food is kinda sick of my attention.

Bella beat Emmett in a arm wrestle.
And she was all like, "YAY!" So she started breaking rocks and stuff.
And Nessie was all like, "LOL. ^_^"
And Bella was like, "OMG, YOU HAVE MADE PROGRESS! LOL."
Nessie has also spoken her ~first word. Which is Momma.
And her first sentence was, "Momma, where is Grandpa?"
LOL. ^_^

That's all I have read in the book. I'm a slow reader. *lame*
TV Week blogger = funneh.
She blogged about Australian Idol (which I didn't watch).
But the blog was still good. One of the people did Black & Gold by Sam Sparrow.
I was all like, "Thank God I didn't watch it."
Because I HATE that song. No offence.

I also hate that song that goes, "Drinking whisky from the bottle.. Singing sweet home alabama all summer long."
I have heard it WAAAAY too much.
I mean, I like the song that is called Sweet Home Alabama. By Lynyrd Skynyrd. (Way too many y's, lol)
But I HATE the Kid Rock song. Even though it mentions Sweet Home Alabama.

I want the Mole back.
My ~friend has been mentioning "Tom Williams" a lot. So I've been thinking about the Mole a lot.
Me: NO WAY!
Tom Williams: Way. ^_^
Best quote ever. Not as good as, "It was an adrenaline rush. It's quite common. You can google it." Because that line is said by the one and only Edward/Robert Pattison/Cedric.

I had an Accounting SAC today. I went absolutely fantastic. Well, at least I think I did. I haven't got the results yet.
But I did get the results of my other Accounting SAC which I did last week.
I got 42/80. Which is 53%.
Sucks to be me, lol.

I'd better go now and watch mah favourite show (well, one of my favourite shows) WIPEOUT.
Hasta la vista, baby.

OH MY GOSH. BUDDEH FRANKLIN, ANYONE?

BUDDEH!! ^_^
He kicked 100 goals.
And everyone ran out onto the ground.
They were all like, "BUDDEH! CAN I HAS PHOTO WIF YOU, PLZ?"
And Buddeh was like, "SURE THING, LOLOL."
Yeah. Good times.
It was funneh.
Fev needs 8 goals and he hasn't kicked one yet.
And it is his last game for the season.
So he is all like, "KICK IT TO ME! I WANNA HAVE PPL RUNNING ON THE GROUND FOR MEEEEEEE!!!"
So yeah.

Breaking Dawn is SUCH a good book.
I won't give away spoilers.
Read my ~LiveJournal for the spoilers and recaps.
On LiveJournal, you can do an LJCUT thingie. It is good for spoilers.

Buddeh is AMAZING.
Sorry but I won't get over this.
OMGASDFGHASDFGHASDFGHOMG.
So exciting.
*dies*

'Kay, I won't talk 'bout footy.
I'm just so excited for ~my little Buddeh Franklin.
I wanna hug him.
Lolol.

Anyway, I'm going to go and be a rockstar (like Pink) and read Breaking Dawn.
See ya!

MY 27 GUYS. (EVEN THOUGH I ONLY HAVE 10)

I had three SACs today.
Scary.
The Trigonometry test was SO hard.
Well, the first question on the Tech Active test was difficult. The rest were brilliant. ^_^
I feel like a nerd saying that.
Anyway, hopefully I will go well.
I won't find out till next week though. Actually, I don't want to find out. I probably failed. *freaks*

In the Accounting SAC, my Balance sheet won't balance.
I was all like, "Y SO MEAN, ~MR SAC?"
And the SAC was like, "HA HA."
Then it laughed at me.

I set up a DeviantART account. Only because my ~friend was all like, "DUDE, DEVIANTART IS TEH BEST."
And I was like, "K, DUDE."
So I made an account.
And I have no idea how to use the damn thing.
So yeah.
I uploaded two pictures on to it.
They are both South Park versions of people. One is of Edward Cullen (~hot) and the other is of Timothy Commandeur (~even hotter).
And yeah.

The writing on the side of this picture says, "Seth Clearwater was curled up on a patch of dry pine needles in the shadow of a thick spruce, his head on his paws. His san-colored fur was almost invisible against his open eyes. He was staring at me with what I imagined was an accusation."

How cute is that picture? Aw..
Someone on DeviantART made that picture.
Seth is so adorable. I'd marry him except he is, like, 15. And he won't get any older for a long time.
I want to run up to Seth and hug him.
And I'd be like, "OMG, I LOVE YOU, SETH!"
And Seth would be like, "UH, OKAY. >_> ."

Lol. I'm so funneh. ~NOT.
Y'know who is funneh?
This guy (scroll down plz)....
I love ZOIDBERG. ^_^
For my wedding with Dale Thomas, I can have 27 guys for the "best man."
That's what my friend is going to do.
And the 27 guys are guys that I have had a crush on or something like that.
Let's make a list:

1. Timmy Commandeur
2. Seth Clearwater (or the actor who plays him)
3. Edward Cullen (or Robert Pattison)
4. Buddeh Franklin
5. Zoidberg (yes, I know he is a cartoon)
6. Scott Pendlebury (He is SO cute)
7. Nathan J. Brown.
   
8. Heath Shaw
9. Jack Heath (He may not be good looking but the best blogger has to be included)
10. Johnny (from teh Galvatrons)

Well, I need to get 27 and I only have 10. Shoot.
If you think of another guy I could add, just comment this post.
And yeah.

Bye for now but now forever.
Lol, maybe I should add Elliott. *dies laughing*

ASFGHASFGHASFGHASFGHASFGH.

Okay, everyone. The fan fictions will stop for now.
Another one might be up on the weekend if you're lucky.
I don't know. Depends when I'm free or busy. I'll check my diary. (Uh, yeah, I just realised I don't have a diary because there is nothing to put in it).

I had a reflection day today.
The guy was so funny.
And the cupcakes for morning tea were like AWESOME.
I had three. I felt like a pig. Wait - I am a pig.
For lunch, we all brought food and had a shared lunch.
So I sat there, stuffing my face with chips, lollies and chocolate.
And everyone was like, "Gosh, I'm full."
And I was like, "Me too." But I continued to eat.
Lol, at the reflection day, we discussed different ways to be stressed out and what not.
And people were saying they overeat when they stress.
And I'm like, "LOLDUDE. I DON'T NEED TO BE STRESSED TO OVEREAT. I JUST EAT."

But yeah. It was a fun day.
And the semi formal is two weeks after the holidays.
I was like, "OMG!"
Except I'm not taking a guy. I don't know any guys that I could take.

I have three SACs on Thursday.
A Maths test (easy), Accounting test (Argh) and the worst of all, an English oral presentation (I'm dead).
The last time we had English orals, our teacher srsly fell asleep in one of the orals.
Except you kinda expect that from a crap teacher, yeah?

Today at school, we were discussing that new Cadbury ad on TV.
And it has the gorilla playing the drums.
I think it is awesome.
The gorilla is SO adorable. I want one.
AND IT WAS PLAYING DRUMS.
How many times would you see a gorilla playing drums?
He would make the best drummer ever.
Sorry, Timmy but you have been taken over by the gorilla. But you can be second, k?
See? It is my new boyfriend. He is SO hot. I'd do him ~any day.
I have three boyfriends now. Actually make that four.
Dale Thomas, Timmy, Edward and the GORILLA! ^_^

Ah, good times.
Actually I have another boyfriend. Y'know that cute one in the movie Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy? I'll show thee a picture.
Cutest guy ever. His name is Marvin.
I call him Marvin the Martian. Geddit, lol?
I'm funneh.
Well, at least I think I'm funneh. Which makes my self esteem higher.
Even though no one laughs at my jokes.
They all stare at me like I'm a weird alien from the planet called IMAKEUNFUNNYJOKESANDISRSLYCAN'THELPIT.
Great name for a planet.
I should suggest it as a competition for ~Mr Steven Herrick~.
The competition will be CREATIVE NAMES FOR PLANETS. =]

I'll go now. I'm sure you have had enough of me.
Check out this blog if you are planning on replacing me.

FAN FICTION #4

If you haven't read the other fan fictions, I'm warning you to read them now. Or at least read them before this one. Please.

~FAN FICTION #4~
We arrived back at Jacob's house.
"What do you want to do now, y'know?" Jacob looked at me.
"Uh, I don't know." I looked nervously at my blue suede shoes.
Jacob's face brightened. "We can ride motorbikes, y'know!"
"Oh, Jake. My mother would kill me if I was on a motorbike," I told him.
"Y'know, that didn't stop Bella." He looked at me with pleading eyes.
"Dude, I'm not Bella. Seriously." I just glared at him.
"Y'know, y'know, y'know, y'know, motorbikes are cool, y'know?" Jacob pleaded.
"NO, I DON'T EFFING KNOW!" I yelled.
"Gosh, Laura. Calm down. So..." Jacob started.
"SO WHAT? I'MA ROCKSTAR!" I yelled again.
"You're impossible." Jacob walked away from me and into his house.
"Good. I didn't want to be with you anyway!" I stormed off and walked in the direction of Leah's house.
It took awhile but I made it.
I walked inside the house.
"Hello?" I called. "Is anyone home?"
"OMG, it's Laura!" Leah shouted as she ran toward me.
"Hey Leah," I said, hugging her back, "Is anyone else home?"
"Nope. Why?" Leah looked at me, curiously. "What happened?"
"Oh, nothing. I'm just bored. I was going to spend the whole day with Jacob but we had a fight."
"Oh."

So me and Leah played Monopoly for ages.
It was so much fun.
Then my mobile rang. It was my mum.
"Hey Mum!" I said.
"Laura, something bad has happened."
"Ugh. What?" I frowned.
"Well, I was driving to Sue's house to pick you up and..."
"What happened?!" I cried.
"I was driving to pick you up just then. And in my haste, I ran over a girl... So, I'm here with he girl's family and the girl's boyfriend.... If I give you the address, could you come here?"
"Uh, sure." I wrote down the address. "Thanks. See you soon."
I hung up and looked at Leah.
"My mum told me to go to this house," I said, showing her the address.
"I'll drive you," she grabbed some keys and headed outside.
So I followed and jumped into the car.
We drove there and Leah stopped the car so I could get out.
"Oh, I know this house!" I said, "It's Bella's!"
Leah looked at me. "Are you sure?"
"Sure as sugar. Bye." I hugged Leah goodbye and headed into Bella's house.

I rang the doorbell and a guy answered.
He had golden eyes and pale skin.
"Hello," he said in a sweet, velvety voice.
"Um, hi. Is my mum here?" I asked. "I'm Laura, by the way."
"Oh, yes! She is," the guy said, "Come in."
I stepped into the house and walked through to the kitchen.
My mum was there with Bella, the golden-eyed guy with his arm around Bella and another guy who looked like Bella's dad.
Everyone looked up when I entered the room.
"Laura!" my mum called, weeping.
"Um, hello. Did you run over Bella?" I asked her.
But Bella talked instead. "I didn't get run over, Laura. Edward saved me." She nodded towards the golden-eyed guy.
"But I swear I ran over you. Edward wasn't even nearby!" My mum was crying.
"He did. Just believe it." Bella's dad said.
"Okay." My mum dried her tears. "We'd better go now. Thanks."
"That's okay." Bella reassured my mum.
"I'm so sorry." My mum looked apologetic towards Bella.
"It's alright. I'm totally fine." Bella nodded enthusiastically.
My mum and I left the house and drove away from Forks.
THE END!

Don't worry everyone. There should be another fan fiction. With more Edward, k?

FAN FICTION #3

Yeah, if you haven't read Fan Fiction #1 or Fan Fiction #2, do that now.
There are hyperlinks on the side if you don't know where to find them.
Or you can just scroll down. Simple as that!
If you have read both fan fictions, grab a seat and get relaxed for this next one...

~FAN FICTION #3~
So, I wanted to do something good today.
Something thrilling yet safe.
Something where I could stop thinking about vampires and werewolves.
They were seriously starting to scare me.

So I headed off to Forks.
It would be a long walk but I've been there before.
Leah took me there a few days ago.
I reached a hiking store. It looked so awesome. It actually made me want to go hiking/camping.
So I went inside.
"Bella!" I yelled, when I saw her at the counter. She was standing next to another boy about her age.
"Hello Laura." Bella smiled at me.
"Do you think I should go hiking or camping?" I asked her.
"Uh, I don't know. Do you have anyone to go with?"
"Oh, right. Maybe another time," I said, "See you around, Bella!"
"Bye," she said, with a wave.

So I headed to the milkbar to buy something to eat.
I was so hungry even though I'd basically just eaten breakfast.
But the walk to Forks did take a lot of energy out of me.
I bought a chocolate bar and continued walking. I walked through a forest which I thought was awesome. I love trees. Hugging trees is the best. It really shows I'd marry nature over a guy anytime.
So I walked through that forest and came to a clearing. With a tent.
The tent looked huge and I was tired.
I looked inside the tent and it was bare - absolutely nothing in it. So I slept on the floor and relaxed my tired muscles.

A few hours later, I was woken up by loud howling. I was so annoyed.
"Damn." I walked outside of the tent.
There was a russet-coloured wolf sitting there staring at me.
"Um, hi. Please don't kill me," I told the wolf. I hoped it spoke human language.
The wolf got up and ran into the trees. A moment later, an orange boy walked out. Jacob!
"Oh, hi Jacob!" I said, "I didn't know you were there. Did you see that scary wolf that was here a minute ago?"
"What wolf? Oh wait - that was me. Sorry to scare you." He came closer to me.
"So, what are you doing out here?" I asked him.
"Y'know, a bit of hiking, I guess." He sat down on a rock. "Come sit next to me."
I squished onto the small rock with Jacob. "Hiking sounds fun. We should do some together!"
"That would be so much fun, y'know," Jacob said happily, "When shall we hike, y'know?"
"I don't know."
"Ok, how about tomorrow, y'know? I'll meet you at Leah's at 6am, y'know?" Jacob put his long arm around me.
"Sure." I grinned and rested my head against his shoulder.
"Y'know what I want?" Jacob said, breaking the silence.
"What?" I looked at his orange-tanned face.
"I want some food, y'know. I'm so hungry, y'know."
"Let's go home then! You can take me to your house because Sue mightn't be home."
"Y'know, that is such a good idea." Jacob stood up and hoisted me up. "Gosh Laura, you are a genius, y'know."
"Yeah, I do know."
And Jacob lifted me up and sprinted back to his house.
THE END!

MY LOVELY FAN FICTION #2. ^_^

This story is continuing on from the previous one, k?
So if you haven't read the other one yet, scroll down and do so NOW! ^_^

~TWILIGHT FAN FICTION #2~
I jumped in the car just as Bella was starting the engine. It was so loud. I turned up the radio to deafen the engine's noise.
"I kissed a girl and I liiiiiiked it..." I started to sing along.
"Laura, could you please not?" Bella asked.
"Kay." I sniffled.
Bella drove me to my cousin's house and I quickly got out.
"Bye, Bella!" I called, waving goodbye.
She waved and drove off as soon as I was inside the house.

I walked through the house to the kitchen.
"Hey, Sue!" I said, cheerfully.
"Laura? Where have you been?" Sue seemed worried.
"Uh, I went for a walk on the beach. Then I chatted to Bella."
"Ah, okay. Dinner is almost ready. Where is Leah and Seth? Can you find them?" Sue asked me.
"Yeah, okay." I went upstairs. Seth and Leah's rooms were empty. Shoot. Where are they?
So I checked near the TV. Not there.
I checked outside. Not there.
I went back to the kitchen. Not there either.
"Sueee!" I whined. "I can't find them!"
"Oh, Laura. They always run off on me. I suppose we'll eat dinner without them. They can have dinner when they get home."
So Sue and I sat down to eat a delicious bowl of pasta.
"Mmm," I said. "This is so yum. Thankyou Sue."
"That's okay. I'm glad you like it."

After dinner, I went to Leah's room to read my book.
About an hour later, Leah walked in.
"Oh my gosh, Laura! I had the bestest time ever!" she exclaimed.
"Oh, really?" I asked, grinning.
"Yeah, really. I got to run around with the other boys. And I shared all my thoughts!" Leah said, proudly.
"Is that what werewolves do?" I mused.
Leah stopped what she was doing. "Huh?"
"Uh, you're a werewolf, right?" I looked at Leah, cocking my head to the side.
"Um, yeah. How'd you know?"
"I met Bella today. She shared your secret." I smiled proudly.
"So.. are you scared of me? That I'm ... a .... a... a... a monster?"
"Well, not really. You're still the same Leah as you've always been." I hugged her happily.
"Aw, thanks." She hugged me back. "You're such a good friend."
I grinned. It was nice to have friends.
Leah and I went downstairs to watch TV.
Seth was already there, sitting on the couch. Sitting next to Seth was a orange-coloured boy with long-ish hair.
"Hey Seth!" I called.
"Hello," he called back.
"Laura, this is Jacob," Leah introduced me to the other boy. "He is our werewolf friend."
"Okay. Hi Jacob!" I smiled at him.
He smiled back. "Hey." Then he turned to Leah. "Leah, y'know that show on TV that I always watch? Y'know? I always think about it, y'know. I just can't remember the name and Seth can't remember me thinking about it, y'know."
"No, I don't know, Jacob."
"Y'know..." Jacob started.
"WE DON'T KNOW, JACOB!" Leah nearly yelled it. Then Leah walked out of the room. I followed.
"What the hell was that about?" I asked, confused.
"Jacob always says y'know a lot. And I find it bloody annoying. Ugh."
"Oh. I see." I looked at my blue suede shoes. They were so pretteh today...
"Laura, let's go to sleep! I'm tiiired," Leah yawned.
We walked upstairs again just as I heard Jacob mention the name "Bella."

In the morning, I woke up to find Leah gone from her bed. Where did she go in the mornings?
Feeling irritated, I went to eat breakfast.
Coco Pops.
^_^
Then I went outside in hope that I'd find Bella again. Or someone else that was mildly interesting...
THE END

MY LOVELY FAN FICTION. ^_^

Storytime!
*everyone groans*
Don't groan, I will try not to bore you!
*everyone groans again*
Well, I might bore you but you still have to read it, k?

~TWILIGHT FAN FICTION~
The wind blew into my face. I looked down at the waves crashing against the cliff. But I didn't care. I just wanted to jump like all teenagers do.
"NO, DUDE!" I heard someone yell.
I looked where the voice came from. A girl with dark brown hair was screaming at me.
"I WANT TO JUMP!" I yelled back at her.
The girl shook her head at me and sat on the beach.
Meanwhile, I flung myself off the cliff.
The icy cold water hit my body hard. I thought I fell into an iceberg and then I realised that the Titanic already destroyed them all.
I plunged deeper toward the water.
"Laura, just keep swimming," a chagrinned, velvety voice in my head told me. I don't know how any voices can sound sparkly but this voice did.
"Oh no," I thought, "I've gone crazy! I'm hearing voices in my head!"
A few minutes later, I was somehow being pulled upwards.
I got pulled to the shore and coughed all the water out of my mouth.
The girl who yelled at me from the beach was leaning over me.
"Are you alright?" she asked.
"Yeah," I replied.
"I should take you to my house..." the girl said.
She picked me up and carried me to a red truck. We got into the truck and she drove away.
We reached her house and I followed her inside.
She went straight to the kitchen and I sat down on a chair nearby.
"So, what's your name?" she asked me, trying to make conversation.
"Laura. What's yours?"
"Bella. How long have you lived here? I haven't seen you around..." she said.
"Oh, I'm just visiting my cousin, Leah," I replied, "I've only been here for a week."
"Leah Clearwater?" Bella asked, seeming amused.
"Yeah, do you know them?" I looked up at Bella.
"Course. Her dad used to be best friends with my dad."
"I see."
We both were quiet for a moment. Then she randomly asked, "How old are you?"
"17," I replied, "You?"
"18." She made a face. She seemed very unhappy.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"Oh, nothing. I just don't like being older than my boyfriend." She sat down next to me.
"Oh. Your boyfriend will get old too. Don't worry," I reassured her.
"Uh, I'm not sure if I can tell you this but my boyfriend is a vampire. He doesn't get older."
If I was holding a glass, I would have dropped it in shock. Or because I'm clumsy. But anyway, I looked at Bella in absolute shock and horror.
"How the hell do you manage to stay alive when your boyfriend could suck your blood?" I asked, incredulously.
"Quite easily. He loves me back." Bella seemed comfortable.
"But.. but.. but he is a monster!" I flinched at that idea.
"So? Your cousin is a werewolf!" Bella said back at me.
"My cousin? What cousin?!" I was getting hysterical but I didn't have any werewolf cousins.
"Your cousin, Leah," Bella said, calmly, "And Seth."
"WHAT?!" I screamed. I couldn't believe my cousin - my best friend - could be a werewolf. I also couldn't believe that it wasn't butter but I don't mind that.
"Calm down." Bella looked at me. "My dad could have heard you. He doesn't know. No one knows except you, me, the vampires and the werewolves."
"It's a secret?!" I stared at Bella. "How can you keep secrets in this town?"
"Easily."
"Oh." I looked at the table. I don't think I want to go back to Leah's house. I've never been near a werewolf and I have never planned to.
"I should have asked you this question before. Why did you jump off that cliff?"
"Uh, I was bored."
"You shouldn't jump off that cliff. The current could have taken you away. When I jumped off that cliff..."
I interrupted her. "YOU jumped off that cliff?"
"Yeah, I did."
"Oh. And now you are advising other people not to jump off it?"
"Yeah, pretty much." She looked down at the table, blushing.
"Okay then."
"You should really get going home." Bella looked at her watch. "It's nearly dinnertime."
"Oh, shit!" I cried, nervously, "Sue will wonder where I am."
"I'll drive you home, k?" Bella picked up her car keys and we walked towards the front door.
THE END!

Oh Ma Gosh. X]

I watched the Simpsons tonight. ^_^
Funneh show ever.
You should all watch it. 6 pm weekdays & on Sundays.
7:30 pm on Mondays and Tuesdays.
Yeah, I know all teh times.
I should get a life but I can't be bothered.


I'd rather read the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.
They are so cool.
Edward is all like, "I shall protect you, Bella. ^_^"
And Bella is like, "O_O! I love you, Edward. *squee*"



Hm. I feel like writing a fan fiction story on Twilight.
But it would probably be horrible.
I can't write stories at all.
If I did write a fan fiction story, my ideas would be WEIRD.
It'd be all like, "OMG! EDWARD!"
And then everyone would be like, "WHO SAID DAT?"
I'd be like, "It was him." And I'd point to a random guy. Even though it was me.
See how lame I can get, lol?
Oh yes! I have a brilliant idea for a story. Omg. It is fantabulous.
But I won't tell anyone yet.
Secrecy. ^_^

I'm all excited now.
Uh huh.
Even more excited when I found out my Biology SAC result. Asfdgdfgh.

I'm not telling ANYONE my idea.
Not even if you harrass me.

I'm going to go now and put my story ideas on paper.
And then I'll show you, k?
I promise. ^_^

DALE THOMAS AND HIS DOG. ^_^

Lol.
This is a picture of Dale Thomas' puppy. British bulldog.
Her name is Missi. Cute much?

Yeah. She is so adorable. I want one. ^_^

I watched the Simpsons today.
Bart wanted to jump off the top of the treehouse.
And I'm like, "NO, BART. DON'T BE LIKE BELLA!"
And Nelson was like, "Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing."
So Bart was like searching all over his body for something that is showing that shouldn't be.
He lost his balance and FELL.

So Nelson was like, "Epidermis means skin. So technically it's true."
And I'm like, "LOL, NELSON! THAT'S TEH-MUSING!"
New word = teh-musing.
It is like "amusing" except the "a" is replaced by a "teh."
Cool word. Much better than spunk or spunkeh.
My friend made a haiku and one of the lines was, "AWESOME SPUNKEH GUYS."
And I'm like, "Dude, no! That word is teh-wrong."
So yeah. Never put "awesome" and "spunk" in the same sentence or I'll kill you.
Because awesome is a fantabulous word and spunk is not.

I am going now to eat sausages. Or in other words, cow's intestines.
See ya!
And I'll buy a British Bulldog too. >_>

SPUNK SHOULD DIE!

Omg. Rove is on Sunday night.
It wasn't on last Sunday and I was not happy.
So I have been listening to Nova in the mornings because Carrie is on. She does the traffic stuff and promoting of teh Subway. Mm.. I feel like a cookie from Subway... ^_^

Anyway, footy is on tonight.
Collingwood is playing.
And Dale Thomas will kick 1 million goals to make up for his non-bloggingness.
Oh and he will have to be on camera a lot because I've missed his blogs SO much.
He hasn't blogged for like 2 weeks.

Neither has Mary Kiley - the TV Week blogger.
She will be blogging on Sunday 24th August. Because that's what Australian Idol begins, lol.
Another boring reality TV show on Channel Ten.
First there was Biggest Loser.
Then Big Brother came on. And everyone died. Especially when they heard that KYLE was the host. Out of all people, why choose Kyle?
Now, Australian Idol will be coming on. Haven't Channel Ten learned their lesson?

Hopefully there is a 'Laura' on this years' Australian Idol.
Otherwise I won't be watching it.
Even I have better things to do.
And I don't even have a life. >_<

See ya everyone.
Goodbye random stalkers. Come back another time. You are ~always welcome to watch me sleep. ^_^

LOL, KEVIN IS PRETTEH. ^_^

Like totally dude. Alice came back in New Moon. Bella was like, "OMGIT'SALICE!" And Alice was all like, "OMG, I THOUGHT U LYK DIED. HONEST TO BLOG?"
And I'm like, "Oh, Alice. You are cool."

In New Moon, Alice thought that Bella jumped off a cliff and died. Bella was all like, "LOL, JACOB SAVED ME, DUDE. DID U NOT SEE DAT?"
And Alice was like, "O_O NUH UH."
Twas funny.

Lol. Collingwood won last night. I was like, "OMG. DALE IS SO COOL." Exciting.
They beat St Kilda. *tries not to boast as most of my friends are St Kilda supporters*
And Dale kicked a goal. ^_^
Hopefully that means he'll blog more often.
I'll keep hoping.

Speaking of blogs, guess what blogger will start blogging again on August 24th? ^_^
Mary Kiley. She blogs about Australian Idol. And other reality TV shows. She hasn't blogged for AAAAAAAAAAGES.

B-b-b-Betty and the jets...
I still have that song in my head. It was on 27 Dresses. Jane and Kevin (lol, we all thought he was pretty hot) sang to that song. They were kinda drunk, I think. Anyway, they got that song stuck in my head.
Great movie. Go and see it. =]

SPUNK IS GAY. WORST WORD EVER.

I'm reading New Moon at the moment. I'd advise you not to read it because I'm up to chapter 5 and I've basically cried the whole time. It is so sad. Bella's all like, "You.. don't want.. me?" And Edward is like, "No." And I'm like, "Ohhh... Poor Bella."

Good book though. Just a bit emotional. Me and Bella are so much alike. We both fall over a lot, both clumsy, we both do biology, we are both reading Animal Farm in English... The list is endless. Oh and we both don't want to be the centre of attention and we both HATE sport. With a passion. ^_^

You know what I hate at the moment? (This has nothing to do with New Moon, btw)
I hate the word "spunk." It sounds so bad. I hate it.
Like if someone says, "That guy is a spunk." Or someone might say, "Spunk is teh awesomeness." The last quote is an actual quote of what someone wrote.
Spunk is the most annoying word in the world. It sounds like some type of martian. I don't know why. It annoys me when someone says the word spunk.
Okay, I won't rant about the word spunk anymore.

In English today, I sat there reading New Moon. It was so much fun. I love it. ^_^
I got up to the part where Jacob Black fixes Bella's motorbike. (Sorry for the spoiler)

Good day to you all. I shall leave and if anyone mentions the word "spunk," I shall crawl into a hole and put cotton wool in my ears.

LOL. AMUSING.

Howdy!
Anyone watch Rove last night? ^_^
I did. David (the Work Experience kid) was on. He was cool. He did an impersonation of Hughesy. It was fawesome. Hughesy was like, "O________O"

Twas funneh. I should have applied for work experience at Rove. I would have walked into the building and been like, "Hey Rove." And then I would have seen Pete and I'd faint. And then Carrie would come in and be like, "What's going on?" And I'd faint even more because Carrie is cool.
But she wasn't on last night. She was sick. I missed her.

Anyway, did you know I went to a university yesterday? For Open Day. 8-]
That's my nerdy face. It shows I'm a nerd.
Because at the university, I decided I should do a Science degree. Majoring in Biological Science or something like that. It will be fun. Well, university isn't fun but oh well.
It doesn't seem like fun.

Oh and David (the Work Experience kid) was all like, "Miranda, I work at a jewellery store in Wollongong. You can come and visit any time you want." And Miranda all like, "Oh, thankyou, David. I need a new bracelet." And David all like, "^_^"
And when Miranda Kerr came and sat down near Rove, she's like, "I have something to confess." And Rove is like, "Really?" And Miranda just like, "I had a dream about you, Rove." And Rove just faints inside. And he's like, "Uh, okay. I must the luckiest man in the world."
It was funneh.

Oh and Bert Newton did the news on Rove last night. He did Carrie's job. And I'm like, "You aren't as good as Carrie! Go back to Channel 9!"
And yeah.

I got my Biology exam result today. I was all like, "Omfg, what if I failed?" But then I opened the envelope and it said C+. And I'm like, "OMG! Yay!" Lol, it was funneh.
And I was walking home with the Backstreet Boys song in my head. It goes like, "I want it that way..." Yeah, it annoys me. It reminds me of DNA. >_>

Anyway, I did my Religion SAC today. I failed. Seriously. I had no idea what to do. So I just wrote about the religions and made up some crap. Hopefully I get an S. (S stands for satisfactory)

Heath "Yeah I'm" Shaw was drinking driving with Alan Didak in the car. And he wasn't suspended. O____O
Which is brilliant. I love you, Heath. You have a cool name. ^_^
Except I won't like Heath anymore if he continues to drink drive. It's not cool to drink alcohol excessively. Not cool at all, Heath. You would never see Dale Thomas doing something like that. He's too cool for that.

If Heath keeps drinking, he'll deprive some village of their idiot. Oh yes, I am funneh. *cough*
I have a Biology SAC tomorrow. I'm feeling confident that I will do well. We get to take notes into the SAC so yeah. X]
And I have studied. More than usual. Hopefully my result can prove that I studied. ^_^

HELLO EVERYONE!

I lost the fan fiction competition.
I was pissed off when I found out. But now I am good.
Thankyou to everyone who voted - you wasted your time.

Collingwood lost yesterday. They kicked 8 goals. But guess what? Buddy kicked 8 goals too. Freaking hell. Y so mean, Buddeh? Whyyyy?!
Anyway, Dale Thomas kicked NO goals. Nice work Dale. You nearly kicked as many goals as Buddy. But Dale is still a good blogger.

In the Herald Sun today, there was a token to get a CD that makes cartoon creatures or something. I want it. I'm planning to get that CD. It looks cool.

I watched the start of the footy game yesterday. And Buddy kicked heaps of goals. Then Scotty kicked a goal and I'm like, "Yay! About time someone learned how to kick..."

Lol. I'm funny. Well, I'm not funny at all but at least I make myself laugh. Hmph.
Speaking of funny people, Rove would be on teh telly on Sunday. And there'll be a Work Experience kid on too. Hopefully they are cool and funneh. I only like funneh people. Like Carrie Bickmore. And Peter Helliar. X]

MY STORY FOR THE COMPETITION!

Kynt and Vyxsin
by LauraD

Entry in jackheath.com.au fanfiction competition.

I ran to the front door of my house. I was so late. My mum will kill me. I opened up the door and went straight to the kitchen.

"Vyxsin, where have you been?" Mum yelled.

"Mum, I can explain. The teacher kept us in after school..." I trailed off and looked at my shoes.

"Well, your little sister had to walk home by herself!" Mum said, glaring at me.

I hated my little sister. But no, Mum always made me look after the little pest. I couldn't believe I was getting yelled at after I had walked her home every day for the past year.

"Mum, this was just a one-off."

"Vyxsin, I am SO disappointed in you. Now, get changed. A workmate of mine is coming for dinner tonight. She is bringing her child." Mum went back to cooking the dinner.

I went to my room to do some homework. Mum was always inviting workmates around. She never had any time for me. Feeling frustrated, I finished my Trig homework. Then the doorbell rang.

"Vyxsin! Answer the door! I'm busy!" Mum yelled.

Shoot. I got up and went to the front door and opened it. A lady was standing there with a boy standing next to her.

"Hi," said the boy, "I'm Kyntak!"

"Um, hi. Come in," I said, motioning for them to come inside.

They came into the family room which was adjacent to the kitchen. Mum came out to see them.

"Liz! I see you met my daughter, Vyxsin," Mum introduced.

Liz smiled. "Yeah, I guess I have."

Kyntak smiled at me. He had a gorgeous smile. "Hi Vyxsin! That's a pretty name."

I blushed. "Thanks."

We sat down in the lounge room and watched TV. My mum and Liz stayed in the family room, chatting.

"So, how is school?" Kyntak asked.

"Good. You?"

"Not bad."

We chatted heaps about school. Then we started chatting about music.

"I really like the band Panic At The Disco. I'm going to their concert," Kyntak beamed at me, still smiling.

"Yeah. They're a good band."

"You can come too. I have an extra ticket. My mum was going to go but she is trying to get out of it."

"Really? Thank you so much. I'll pay you back..."

"Nah, you don't have to pay." He put his arms around me. "I love you and don't ever forget it."

"Love you too." And I rested my head on his shoulder.