Saturday, August 30, 2008

OH MY GOSH. BUDDEH FRANKLIN, ANYONE?

BUDDEH!! ^_^
He kicked 100 goals.
And everyone ran out onto the ground.
They were all like, "BUDDEH! CAN I HAS PHOTO WIF YOU, PLZ?"
And Buddeh was like, "SURE THING, LOLOL."
Yeah. Good times.
It was funneh.
Fev needs 8 goals and he hasn't kicked one yet.
And it is his last game for the season.
So he is all like, "KICK IT TO ME! I WANNA HAVE PPL RUNNING ON THE GROUND FOR MEEEEEEE!!!"
So yeah.

Breaking Dawn is SUCH a good book.
I won't give away spoilers.
Read my ~LiveJournal for the spoilers and recaps.
On LiveJournal, you can do an LJCUT thingie. It is good for spoilers.

Buddeh is AMAZING.
Sorry but I won't get over this.
OMGASDFGHASDFGHASDFGHOMG.
So exciting.
*dies*

'Kay, I won't talk 'bout footy.
I'm just so excited for ~my little Buddeh Franklin.
I wanna hug him.
Lolol.

Anyway, I'm going to go and be a rockstar (like Pink) and read Breaking Dawn.
See ya!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

MY 27 GUYS. (EVEN THOUGH I ONLY HAVE 10)

I had three SACs today.
Scary.
The Trigonometry test was SO hard.
Well, the first question on the Tech Active test was difficult. The rest were brilliant. ^_^
I feel like a nerd saying that.
Anyway, hopefully I will go well.
I won't find out till next week though. Actually, I don't want to find out. I probably failed. *freaks*

In the Accounting SAC, my Balance sheet won't balance.
I was all like, "Y SO MEAN, ~MR SAC?"
And the SAC was like, "HA HA."
Then it laughed at me.

I set up a DeviantART account. Only because my ~friend was all like, "DUDE, DEVIANTART IS TEH BEST."
And I was like, "K, DUDE."
So I made an account.
And I have no idea how to use the damn thing.
So yeah.
I uploaded two pictures on to it.
They are both South Park versions of people. One is of Edward Cullen (~hot) and the other is of Timothy Commandeur (~even hotter).
And yeah.

The writing on the side of this picture says, "Seth Clearwater was curled up on a patch of dry pine needles in the shadow of a thick spruce, his head on his paws. His san-colored fur was almost invisible against his open eyes. He was staring at me with what I imagined was an accusation."

How cute is that picture? Aw..
Someone on DeviantART made that picture.
Seth is so adorable. I'd marry him except he is, like, 15. And he won't get any older for a long time.
I want to run up to Seth and hug him.
And I'd be like, "OMG, I LOVE YOU, SETH!"
And Seth would be like, "UH, OKAY. >_> ."

Lol. I'm so funneh. ~NOT.
Y'know who is funneh?
This guy (scroll down plz)....
I love ZOIDBERG. ^_^
For my wedding with Dale Thomas, I can have 27 guys for the "best man."
That's what my friend is going to do.
And the 27 guys are guys that I have had a crush on or something like that.
Let's make a list:
  1. Timmy Commandeur
  2. Seth Clearwater (or the actor who plays him)
  3. Edward Cullen (or Robert Pattison)
  4. Buddeh Franklin
  5. Zoidberg (yes, I know he is a cartoon)
  6. Scott Pendlebury (He is SO cute)
  7. Nathan J. Brown.
  8. Heath Shaw
  9. Jack Heath (He may not be good looking but the best blogger has to be included)
  10. Johnny (from teh Galvatrons)
Well, I need to get 27 and I only have 10. Shoot.
If you think of another guy I could add, just comment this post.
And yeah.

Bye for now but now forever.
Lol, maybe I should add Elliott. *dies laughing*

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

ASFGHASFGHASFGHASFGHASFGH.

Okay, everyone. The fan fictions will stop for now.
Another one might be up on the weekend if you're lucky.
I don't know. Depends when I'm free or busy. I'll check my diary. (Uh, yeah, I just realised I don't have a diary because there is nothing to put in it).

I had a reflection day today.
The guy was so funny.
And the cupcakes for morning tea were like AWESOME.
I had three. I felt like a pig. Wait - I am a pig.
For lunch, we all brought food and had a shared lunch.
So I sat there, stuffing my face with chips, lollies and chocolate.
And everyone was like, "Gosh, I'm full."
And I was like, "Me too." But I continued to eat.
Lol, at the reflection day, we discussed different ways to be stressed out and what not.
And people were saying they overeat when they stress.
And I'm like, "LOLDUDE. I DON'T NEED TO BE STRESSED TO OVEREAT. I JUST EAT."

But yeah. It was a fun day.
And the semi formal is two weeks after the holidays.
I was like, "OMG!"
Except I'm not taking a guy. I don't know any guys that I could take.

I have three SACs on Thursday.
A Maths test (easy), Accounting test (Argh) and the worst of all, an English oral presentation (I'm dead).
The last time we had English orals, our teacher srsly fell asleep in one of the orals.
Except you kinda expect that from a crap teacher, yeah?

Today at school, we were discussing that new Cadbury ad on TV.
And it has the gorilla playing the drums.
I think it is awesome.
The gorilla is SO adorable. I want one.
AND IT WAS PLAYING DRUMS.
How many times would you see a gorilla playing drums?
He would make the best drummer ever.
Sorry, Timmy but you have been taken over by the gorilla. But you can be second, k?
See? It is my new boyfriend. He is SO hot. I'd do him ~any day.
I have three boyfriends now. Actually make that four.
Dale Thomas, Timmy, Edward and the GORILLA! ^_^

Ah, good times.
Actually I have another boyfriend. Y'know that cute one in the movie Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy? I'll show thee a picture.
Cutest guy ever. His name is Marvin.
I call him Marvin the Martian. Geddit, lol?
I'm funneh.
Well, at least I think I'm funneh. Which makes my self esteem higher.
Even though no one laughs at my jokes.
They all stare at me like I'm a weird alien from the planet called IMAKEUNFUNNYJOKESANDISRSLYCAN'THELPIT.
Great name for a planet.
I should suggest it as a competition for ~Mr Steven Herrick~.
The competition will be CREATIVE NAMES FOR PLANETS. =]

I'll go now. I'm sure you have had enough of me.
Check out this blog if you are planning on replacing me.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

FAN FICTION #4

If you haven't read the other fan fictions, I'm warning you to read them now. Or at least read them before this one. Please.

~FAN FICTION #4~
We arrived back at Jacob's house.
"What do you want to do now, y'know?" Jacob looked at me.
"Uh, I don't know." I looked nervously at my blue suede shoes.
Jacob's face brightened. "We can ride motorbikes, y'know!"
"Oh, Jake. My mother would kill me if I was on a motorbike," I told him.
"Y'know, that didn't stop Bella." He looked at me with pleading eyes.
"Dude, I'm not Bella. Seriously." I just glared at him.
"Y'know, y'know, y'know, y'know, motorbikes are cool, y'know?" Jacob pleaded.
"NO, I DON'T EFFING KNOW!" I yelled.
"Gosh, Laura. Calm down. So..." Jacob started.
"SO WHAT? I'MA ROCKSTAR!" I yelled again.
"You're impossible." Jacob walked away from me and into his house.
"Good. I didn't want to be with you anyway!" I stormed off and walked in the direction of Leah's house.
It took awhile but I made it.
I walked inside the house.
"Hello?" I called. "Is anyone home?"
"OMG, it's Laura!" Leah shouted as she ran toward me.
"Hey Leah," I said, hugging her back, "Is anyone else home?"
"Nope. Why?" Leah looked at me, curiously. "What happened?"
"Oh, nothing. I'm just bored. I was going to spend the whole day with Jacob but we had a fight."
"Oh."

So me and Leah played Monopoly for ages.
It was so much fun.
Then my mobile rang. It was my mum.
"Hey Mum!" I said.
"Laura, something bad has happened."
"Ugh. What?" I frowned.
"Well, I was driving to Sue's house to pick you up and..."
"What happened?!" I cried.
"I was driving to pick you up just then. And in my haste, I ran over a girl... So, I'm here with he girl's family and the girl's boyfriend.... If I give you the address, could you come here?"
"Uh, sure." I wrote down the address. "Thanks. See you soon."
I hung up and looked at Leah.
"My mum told me to go to this house," I said, showing her the address.
"I'll drive you," she grabbed some keys and headed outside.
So I followed and jumped into the car.
We drove there and Leah stopped the car so I could get out.
"Oh, I know this house!" I said, "It's Bella's!"
Leah looked at me. "Are you sure?"
"Sure as sugar. Bye." I hugged Leah goodbye and headed into Bella's house.

I rang the doorbell and a guy answered.
He had golden eyes and pale skin.
"Hello," he said in a sweet, velvety voice.
"Um, hi. Is my mum here?" I asked. "I'm Laura, by the way."
"Oh, yes! She is," the guy said, "Come in."
I stepped into the house and walked through to the kitchen.
My mum was there with Bella, the golden-eyed guy with his arm around Bella and another guy who looked like Bella's dad.
Everyone looked up when I entered the room.
"Laura!" my mum called, weeping.
"Um, hello. Did you run over Bella?" I asked her.
But Bella talked instead. "I didn't get run over, Laura. Edward saved me." She nodded towards the golden-eyed guy.
"But I swear I ran over you. Edward wasn't even nearby!" My mum was crying.
"He did. Just believe it." Bella's dad said.
"Okay." My mum dried her tears. "We'd better go now. Thanks."
"That's okay." Bella reassured my mum.
"I'm so sorry." My mum looked apologetic towards Bella.
"It's alright. I'm totally fine." Bella nodded enthusiastically.
My mum and I left the house and drove away from Forks.
THE END!

Don't worry everyone. There should be another fan fiction. With more Edward, k?

Friday, August 22, 2008

FAN FICTION #3

Yeah, if you haven't read Fan Fiction #1 or Fan Fiction #2, do that now.
There are hyperlinks on the side if you don't know where to find them.
Or you can just scroll down. Simple as that!
If you have read both fan fictions, grab a seat and get relaxed for this next one...

~FAN FICTION #3~
So, I wanted to do something good today.
Something thrilling yet safe.
Something where I could stop thinking about vampires and werewolves.
They were seriously starting to scare me.

So I headed off to Forks.
It would be a long walk but I've been there before.
Leah took me there a few days ago.
I reached a hiking store. It looked so awesome. It actually made me want to go hiking/camping.
So I went inside.
"Bella!" I yelled, when I saw her at the counter. She was standing next to another boy about her age.
"Hello Laura." Bella smiled at me.
"Do you think I should go hiking or camping?" I asked her.
"Uh, I don't know. Do you have anyone to go with?"
"Oh, right. Maybe another time," I said, "See you around, Bella!"
"Bye," she said, with a wave.

So I headed to the milkbar to buy something to eat.
I was so hungry even though I'd basically just eaten breakfast.
But the walk to Forks did take a lot of energy out of me.
I bought a chocolate bar and continued walking. I walked through a forest which I thought was awesome. I love trees. Hugging trees is the best. It really shows I'd marry nature over a guy anytime.
So I walked through that forest and came to a clearing. With a tent.
The tent looked huge and I was tired.
I looked inside the tent and it was bare - absolutely nothing in it. So I slept on the floor and relaxed my tired muscles.

A few hours later, I was woken up by loud howling. I was so annoyed.
"Damn." I walked outside of the tent.
There was a russet-coloured wolf sitting there staring at me.
"Um, hi. Please don't kill me," I told the wolf. I hoped it spoke human language.
The wolf got up and ran into the trees. A moment later, an orange boy walked out. Jacob!
"Oh, hi Jacob!" I said, "I didn't know you were there. Did you see that scary wolf that was here a minute ago?"
"What wolf? Oh wait - that was me. Sorry to scare you." He came closer to me.
"So, what are you doing out here?" I asked him.
"Y'know, a bit of hiking, I guess." He sat down on a rock. "Come sit next to me."
I squished onto the small rock with Jacob. "Hiking sounds fun. We should do some together!"
"That would be so much fun, y'know," Jacob said happily, "When shall we hike, y'know?"
"I don't know."
"Ok, how about tomorrow, y'know? I'll meet you at Leah's at 6am, y'know?" Jacob put his long arm around me.
"Sure." I grinned and rested my head against his shoulder.
"Y'know what I want?" Jacob said, breaking the silence.
"What?" I looked at his orange-tanned face.
"I want some food, y'know. I'm so hungry, y'know."
"Let's go home then! You can take me to your house because Sue mightn't be home."
"Y'know, that is such a good idea." Jacob stood up and hoisted me up. "Gosh Laura, you are a genius, y'know."
"Yeah, I do know."
And Jacob lifted me up and sprinted back to his house.
THE END!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

MY LOVELY FAN FICTION #2. ^_^

This story is continuing on from the previous one, k?
So if you haven't read the other one yet, scroll down and do so NOW! ^_^

~TWILIGHT FAN FICTION #2~
I jumped in the car just as Bella was starting the engine. It was so loud. I turned up the radio to deafen the engine's noise.
"I kissed a girl and I liiiiiiked it..." I started to sing along.
"Laura, could you please not?" Bella asked.
"Kay." I sniffled.
Bella drove me to my cousin's house and I quickly got out.
"Bye, Bella!" I called, waving goodbye.
She waved and drove off as soon as I was inside the house.

I walked through the house to the kitchen.
"Hey, Sue!" I said, cheerfully.
"Laura? Where have you been?" Sue seemed worried.
"Uh, I went for a walk on the beach. Then I chatted to Bella."
"Ah, okay. Dinner is almost ready. Where is Leah and Seth? Can you find them?" Sue asked me.
"Yeah, okay." I went upstairs. Seth and Leah's rooms were empty. Shoot. Where are they?
So I checked near the TV. Not there.
I checked outside. Not there.
I went back to the kitchen. Not there either.
"Sueee!" I whined. "I can't find them!"
"Oh, Laura. They always run off on me. I suppose we'll eat dinner without them. They can have dinner when they get home."
So Sue and I sat down to eat a delicious bowl of pasta.
"Mmm," I said. "This is so yum. Thankyou Sue."
"That's okay. I'm glad you like it."

After dinner, I went to Leah's room to read my book.
About an hour later, Leah walked in.
"Oh my gosh, Laura! I had the bestest time ever!" she exclaimed.
"Oh, really?" I asked, grinning.
"Yeah, really. I got to run around with the other boys. And I shared all my thoughts!" Leah said, proudly.
"Is that what werewolves do?" I mused.
Leah stopped what she was doing. "Huh?"
"Uh, you're a werewolf, right?" I looked at Leah, cocking my head to the side.
"Um, yeah. How'd you know?"
"I met Bella today. She shared your secret." I smiled proudly.
"So.. are you scared of me? That I'm ... a .... a... a... a monster?"
"Well, not really. You're still the same Leah as you've always been." I hugged her happily.
"Aw, thanks." She hugged me back. "You're such a good friend."
I grinned. It was nice to have friends.
Leah and I went downstairs to watch TV.
Seth was already there, sitting on the couch. Sitting next to Seth was a orange-coloured boy with long-ish hair.
"Hey Seth!" I called.
"Hello," he called back.
"Laura, this is Jacob," Leah introduced me to the other boy. "He is our werewolf friend."
"Okay. Hi Jacob!" I smiled at him.
He smiled back. "Hey." Then he turned to Leah. "Leah, y'know that show on TV that I always watch? Y'know? I always think about it, y'know. I just can't remember the name and Seth can't remember me thinking about it, y'know."
"No, I don't know, Jacob."
"Y'know..." Jacob started.
"WE DON'T KNOW, JACOB!" Leah nearly yelled it. Then Leah walked out of the room. I followed.
"What the hell was that about?" I asked, confused.
"Jacob always says y'know a lot. And I find it bloody annoying. Ugh."
"Oh. I see." I looked at my blue suede shoes. They were so pretteh today...
"Laura, let's go to sleep! I'm tiiired," Leah yawned.
We walked upstairs again just as I heard Jacob mention the name "Bella."

In the morning, I woke up to find Leah gone from her bed. Where did she go in the mornings?
Feeling irritated, I went to eat breakfast.
Coco Pops.
^_^
Then I went outside in hope that I'd find Bella again. Or someone else that was mildly interesting...
THE END

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

MY LOVELY FAN FICTION. ^_^

Storytime!
*everyone groans*
Don't groan, I will try not to bore you!
*everyone groans again*
Well, I might bore you but you still have to read it, k?

~TWILIGHT FAN FICTION~
The wind blew into my face. I looked down at the waves crashing against the cliff. But I didn't care. I just wanted to jump like all teenagers do.
"NO, DUDE!" I heard someone yell.
I looked where the voice came from. A girl with dark brown hair was screaming at me.
"I WANT TO JUMP!" I yelled back at her.
The girl shook her head at me and sat on the beach.
Meanwhile, I flung myself off the cliff.
The icy cold water hit my body hard. I thought I fell into an iceberg and then I realised that the Titanic already destroyed them all.
I plunged deeper toward the water.
"Laura, just keep swimming," a chagrinned, velvety voice in my head told me. I don't know how any voices can sound sparkly but this voice did.
"Oh no," I thought, "I've gone crazy! I'm hearing voices in my head!"
A few minutes later, I was somehow being pulled upwards.
I got pulled to the shore and coughed all the water out of my mouth.
The girl who yelled at me from the beach was leaning over me.
"Are you alright?" she asked.
"Yeah," I replied.
"I should take you to my house..." the girl said.
She picked me up and carried me to a red truck. We got into the truck and she drove away.
We reached her house and I followed her inside.
She went straight to the kitchen and I sat down on a chair nearby.
"So, what's your name?" she asked me, trying to make conversation.
"Laura. What's yours?"
"Bella. How long have you lived here? I haven't seen you around..." she said.
"Oh, I'm just visiting my cousin, Leah," I replied, "I've only been here for a week."
"Leah Clearwater?" Bella asked, seeming amused.
"Yeah, do you know them?" I looked up at Bella.
"Course. Her dad used to be best friends with my dad."
"I see."
We both were quiet for a moment. Then she randomly asked, "How old are you?"
"17," I replied, "You?"
"18." She made a face. She seemed very unhappy.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"Oh, nothing. I just don't like being older than my boyfriend." She sat down next to me.
"Oh. Your boyfriend will get old too. Don't worry," I reassured her.
"Uh, I'm not sure if I can tell you this but my boyfriend is a vampire. He doesn't get older."
If I was holding a glass, I would have dropped it in shock. Or because I'm clumsy. But anyway, I looked at Bella in absolute shock and horror.
"How the hell do you manage to stay alive when your boyfriend could suck your blood?" I asked, incredulously.
"Quite easily. He loves me back." Bella seemed comfortable.
"But.. but.. but he is a monster!" I flinched at that idea.
"So? Your cousin is a werewolf!" Bella said back at me.
"My cousin? What cousin?!" I was getting hysterical but I didn't have any werewolf cousins.
"Your cousin, Leah," Bella said, calmly, "And Seth."
"WHAT?!" I screamed. I couldn't believe my cousin - my best friend - could be a werewolf. I also couldn't believe that it wasn't butter but I don't mind that.
"Calm down." Bella looked at me. "My dad could have heard you. He doesn't know. No one knows except you, me, the vampires and the werewolves."
"It's a secret?!" I stared at Bella. "How can you keep secrets in this town?"
"Easily."
"Oh." I looked at the table. I don't think I want to go back to Leah's house. I've never been near a werewolf and I have never planned to.
"I should have asked you this question before. Why did you jump off that cliff?"
"Uh, I was bored."
"You shouldn't jump off that cliff. The current could have taken you away. When I jumped off that cliff..."
I interrupted her. "YOU jumped off that cliff?"
"Yeah, I did."
"Oh. And now you are advising other people not to jump off it?"
"Yeah, pretty much." She looked down at the table, blushing.
"Okay then."
"You should really get going home." Bella looked at her watch. "It's nearly dinnertime."
"Oh, shit!" I cried, nervously, "Sue will wonder where I am."
"I'll drive you home, k?" Bella picked up her car keys and we walked towards the front door.
THE END!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Oh Ma Gosh. X]

I watched the Simpsons tonight. ^_^
Funneh show ever.
You should all watch it. 6 pm weekdays & on Sundays.
7:30 pm on Mondays and Tuesdays.
Yeah, I know all teh times.
I should get a life but I can't be bothered.


I'd rather read the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.
They are so cool.
Edward is all like, "I shall protect you, Bella. ^_^"
And Bella is like, "O_O! I love you, Edward. *squee*"



Hm. I feel like writing a fan fiction story on Twilight.
But it would probably be horrible.
I can't write stories at all.
If I did write a fan fiction story, my ideas would be WEIRD.
It'd be all like, "OMG! EDWARD!"
And then everyone would be like, "WHO SAID DAT?"
I'd be like, "It was him." And I'd point to a random guy. Even though it was me.
See how lame I can get, lol?
Oh yes! I have a brilliant idea for a story. Omg. It is fantabulous.
But I won't tell anyone yet.
Secrecy. ^_^

I'm all excited now.
Uh huh.
Even more excited when I found out my Biology SAC result. Asfdgdfgh.

I'm not telling ANYONE my idea.
Not even if you harrass me.

I'm going to go now and put my story ideas on paper.
And then I'll show you, k?
I promise. ^_^

Friday, August 15, 2008

DALE THOMAS AND HIS DOG. ^_^

Lol.
This is a picture of Dale Thomas' puppy. British bulldog.
Her name is Missi. Cute much?

Yeah. She is so adorable. I want one. ^_^

I watched the Simpsons today.
Bart wanted to jump off the top of the treehouse.
And I'm like, "NO, BART. DON'T BE LIKE BELLA!"
And Nelson was like, "Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing."
So Bart was like searching all over his body for something that is showing that shouldn't be.
He lost his balance and FELL.

So Nelson was like, "Epidermis means skin. So technically it's true."
And I'm like, "LOL, NELSON! THAT'S TEH-MUSING!"
New word = teh-musing.
It is like "amusing" except the "a" is replaced by a "teh."
Cool word. Much better than spunk or spunkeh.
My friend made a haiku and one of the lines was, "AWESOME SPUNKEH GUYS."
And I'm like, "Dude, no! That word is teh-wrong."
So yeah. Never put "awesome" and "spunk" in the same sentence or I'll kill you.
Because awesome is a fantabulous word and spunk is not.

I am going now to eat sausages. Or in other words, cow's intestines.
See ya!
And I'll buy a British Bulldog too. >_>

SPUNK SHOULD DIE!

Omg. Rove is on Sunday night.
It wasn't on last Sunday and I was not happy.
So I have been listening to Nova in the mornings because Carrie is on. She does the traffic stuff and promoting of teh Subway. Mm.. I feel like a cookie from Subway... ^_^

Anyway, footy is on tonight.
Collingwood is playing.
And Dale Thomas will kick 1 million goals to make up for his non-bloggingness.
Oh and he will have to be on camera a lot because I've missed his blogs SO much.
He hasn't blogged for like 2 weeks.

Neither has Mary Kiley - the TV Week blogger.
She will be blogging on Sunday 24th August. Because that's what Australian Idol begins, lol.
Another boring reality TV show on Channel Ten.
First there was Biggest Loser.
Then Big Brother came on. And everyone died. Especially when they heard that KYLE was the host. Out of all people, why choose Kyle?
Now, Australian Idol will be coming on. Haven't Channel Ten learned their lesson?

Hopefully there is a 'Laura' on this years' Australian Idol.
Otherwise I won't be watching it.
Even I have better things to do.
And I don't even have a life. >_<

See ya everyone.
Goodbye random stalkers. Come back another time. You are ~always welcome to watch me sleep. ^_^

Sunday, August 10, 2008

LOL, KEVIN IS PRETTEH. ^_^

Like totally dude. Alice came back in New Moon. Bella was like, "OMGIT'SALICE!" And Alice was all like, "OMG, I THOUGHT U LYK DIED. HONEST TO BLOG?"
And I'm like, "Oh, Alice. You are cool."

In New Moon, Alice thought that Bella jumped off a cliff and died. Bella was all like, "LOL, JACOB SAVED ME, DUDE. DID U NOT SEE DAT?"
And Alice was like, "O_O NUH UH."
Twas funny.

Lol. Collingwood won last night. I was like, "OMG. DALE IS SO COOL." Exciting.
They beat St Kilda. *tries not to boast as most of my friends are St Kilda supporters*
And Dale kicked a goal. ^_^
Hopefully that means he'll blog more often.
I'll keep hoping.

Speaking of blogs, guess what blogger will start blogging again on August 24th? ^_^
Mary Kiley. She blogs about Australian Idol. And other reality TV shows. She hasn't blogged for AAAAAAAAAAGES.

B-b-b-Betty and the jets...
I still have that song in my head. It was on 27 Dresses. Jane and Kevin (lol, we all thought he was pretty hot) sang to that song. They were kinda drunk, I think. Anyway, they got that song stuck in my head.
Great movie. Go and see it. =]

Thursday, August 7, 2008

SPUNK IS GAY. WORST WORD EVER.

I'm reading New Moon at the moment. I'd advise you not to read it because I'm up to chapter 5 and I've basically cried the whole time. It is so sad. Bella's all like, "You.. don't want.. me?" And Edward is like, "No." And I'm like, "Ohhh... Poor Bella."

Good book though. Just a bit emotional. Me and Bella are so much alike. We both fall over a lot, both clumsy, we both do biology, we are both reading Animal Farm in English... The list is endless. Oh and we both don't want to be the centre of attention and we both HATE sport. With a passion. ^_^

You know what I hate at the moment? (This has nothing to do with New Moon, btw)
I hate the word "spunk." It sounds so bad. I hate it.
Like if someone says, "That guy is a spunk." Or someone might say, "Spunk is teh awesomeness." The last quote is an actual quote of what someone wrote.
Spunk is the most annoying word in the world. It sounds like some type of martian. I don't know why. It annoys me when someone says the word spunk.
Okay, I won't rant about the word spunk anymore.

In English today, I sat there reading New Moon. It was so much fun. I love it. ^_^
I got up to the part where Jacob Black fixes Bella's motorbike. (Sorry for the spoiler)

Good day to you all. I shall leave and if anyone mentions the word "spunk," I shall crawl into a hole and put cotton wool in my ears.

Monday, August 4, 2008

LOL. AMUSING.

Howdy!
Anyone watch Rove last night? ^_^
I did. David (the Work Experience kid) was on. He was cool. He did an impersonation of Hughesy. It was fawesome. Hughesy was like, "O________O"

Twas funneh. I should have applied for work experience at Rove. I would have walked into the building and been like, "Hey Rove." And then I would have seen Pete and I'd faint. And then Carrie would come in and be like, "What's going on?" And I'd faint even more because Carrie is cool.
But she wasn't on last night. She was sick. I missed her.

Anyway, did you know I went to a university yesterday? For Open Day. 8-]
That's my nerdy face. It shows I'm a nerd.
Because at the university, I decided I should do a Science degree. Majoring in Biological Science or something like that. It will be fun. Well, university isn't fun but oh well.
It doesn't seem like fun.

Oh and David (the Work Experience kid) was all like, "Miranda, I work at a jewellery store in Wollongong. You can come and visit any time you want." And Miranda all like, "Oh, thankyou, David. I need a new bracelet." And David all like, "^_^"
And when Miranda Kerr came and sat down near Rove, she's like, "I have something to confess." And Rove is like, "Really?" And Miranda just like, "I had a dream about you, Rove." And Rove just faints inside. And he's like, "Uh, okay. I must the luckiest man in the world."
It was funneh.

Oh and Bert Newton did the news on Rove last night. He did Carrie's job. And I'm like, "You aren't as good as Carrie! Go back to Channel 9!"
And yeah.

I got my Biology exam result today. I was all like, "Omfg, what if I failed?" But then I opened the envelope and it said C+. And I'm like, "OMG! Yay!" Lol, it was funneh.
And I was walking home with the Backstreet Boys song in my head. It goes like, "I want it that way..." Yeah, it annoys me. It reminds me of DNA. >_>

Anyway, I did my Religion SAC today. I failed. Seriously. I had no idea what to do. So I just wrote about the religions and made up some crap. Hopefully I get an S. (S stands for satisfactory)

Heath "Yeah I'm" Shaw was drinking driving with Alan Didak in the car. And he wasn't suspended. O____O
Which is brilliant. I love you, Heath. You have a cool name. ^_^
Except I won't like Heath anymore if he continues to drink drive. It's not cool to drink alcohol excessively. Not cool at all, Heath. You would never see Dale Thomas doing something like that. He's too cool for that.

If Heath keeps drinking, he'll deprive some village of their idiot. Oh yes, I am funneh. *cough*
I have a Biology SAC tomorrow. I'm feeling confident that I will do well. We get to take notes into the SAC so yeah. X]
And I have studied. More than usual. Hopefully my result can prove that I studied. ^_^

Saturday, August 2, 2008

HELLO EVERYONE!

I lost the fan fiction competition.
I was pissed off when I found out. But now I am good.
Thankyou to everyone who voted - you wasted your time.

Collingwood lost yesterday. They kicked 8 goals. But guess what? Buddy kicked 8 goals too. Freaking hell. Y so mean, Buddeh? Whyyyy?!
Anyway, Dale Thomas kicked NO goals. Nice work Dale. You nearly kicked as many goals as Buddy. But Dale is still a good blogger.

In the Herald Sun today, there was a token to get a CD that makes cartoon creatures or something. I want it. I'm planning to get that CD. It looks cool.

I watched the start of the footy game yesterday. And Buddy kicked heaps of goals. Then Scotty kicked a goal and I'm like, "Yay! About time someone learned how to kick..."

Lol. I'm funny. Well, I'm not funny at all but at least I make myself laugh. Hmph.
Speaking of funny people, Rove would be on teh telly on Sunday. And there'll be a Work Experience kid on too. Hopefully they are cool and funneh. I only like funneh people. Like Carrie Bickmore. And Peter Helliar. X]