Saturday, June 28, 2008

LOL. X]

Wow. So exciting.

Sorry, I was just thinking about Big Brother on Sunday. Apparently Rima is going back into the house. *dies of excitement* (Laura has also used too much sarcasm for her tiny little brain).

According to my source (Thanks dude - you know who you are), Cherry won Friday Night Live, Pamela Anderson is going into the house, Rima is also going in the house, Brice Fitzburg got another one wrong and most importantly, Big Brother is ending in three weeks.

And yeah. I didn't watch FNL last night. I'm glad I didn't because my favourite(s) didn't win. My favourites are my favourites because they have good names. (e.g. Alice and Nobbi and some others)

On Video Hits this morning, Ur So Gay was on. The one by Katy Perry. I was singing along because I know the chorus. Well, the chorus is easy, so shut up. And on the radio last night, I Kissed A Girl was on. And I'm like, "Gee, I like the Ur So Gay song better. This is lameeee." No offence.

Rove is on Sunday night. And omg, the Singing Bee is coming back to TV. On Thursday, I think. Celebrity edition. 70's night. *totally just died*

As you can probably see, I watched the Music Jungle this morning. Sweet About Me was number 4. It used to be number 1 until Chris Brown came along. He came along with Polly. Oh yes, he did.

I watched Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy last night. There was a really hot guy on it. His name was Marvin, I think. He was so adorable and his voice was fawesome. It sounded like Snape's voice from Harry Potter. X]

Guess what?! ^_^
I get two weeks holidays! That is so cool, don't ya think?
But I have to do homework. But I only have a few punnet squares (:D) and maths problems to do. Oh and Chemistry thingie. But that will be easy...

Anyway, see ya! I'm going to go and get the TV Hits magazine. Bye!

Friday, June 27, 2008

HI, I'M LAURA. AND IF I WAS GOING TO DO A PUZZLE WHILE ON THE JURY, I'D AT LEAST MAKE IT HANGMAN.

Whoa. It was the last day of Term 2 today. Everyone was all excited and hyperactive. I kept thinking it was the end of the year because everyone was acting so excited and in a good mood.

Anyway, I made slime today. With alcohol. O_O! Nah, it wasn't the alcohol that you drink. So, don't worry, I didn't get drunk. X]

And we had a liturgy thingie today. It was fun until they made me put my stone into a bowl. I was playing with the stone. Twas fun. ^_^

Oh and after school, I was bored so I took a walk down Mayfair. Nah, I'm joking. I took a walk down the street to look at shops. And there were so many girls from my school. It was scary. So I didn't even bother going into Subway or Nando's because they would be PACKED with girls from my school.

But I went to the newsagents. And I picked up the latest Girlfriend magazine and guess what was inside? Something that only girls use unless you like opening them because they look like aeroplanes. If you ask me, they are the LAST thing I would touch but I have to. It is horrible. You should all feel sorry for me. I hate them and I hate the stuff that goes IN them. I'm sorry if I ruined your dinner but that stuff in the tomato sauce bottle isn't actually tomato sauce.

I feel like eating something. Even though I just ate lunch and a few slices of raisin toast. Oh and today I went into Baker's Delight. I love the sample food that they have on the counter. I'm such a cheapskate.

And when I was in the newsagents, I was reading the TV Hits magazine. I wanted to buy it but I didn't have enough money. It was $6. Anyway, inside the TV Hits magazine, there was an article about Jonas Brothers, a massive poster of the Jonas Brothers, posters of Gabriella Cilmi, Jordin Sparks, Colbie Colliat and heaps more cool stuff. X]

Lol. I wanted that magazine. I'll get my mum to buy it for me. *cheapskate*

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Jack Black > Your face

G'day stalkers and other random people!
I had school today. It was fun. I ate lollies at lunchtime, watched an interesting (cough) movie in English and most importantedly, I had maths (which wasn't that fun but still).

That was my boring day summed up in a sentence. Oh dear, I should start doing interesting things in each day like running marathons and chasing sheep.

Holidays are nearly here! It is exciting because I can sit, relax and do homework. Well, I don't like homework so luckily, I don't have much. Not as much as I had in the last two holidays.

Omg. Guess what? Jack Black did one of the voices for the Simpsons last Tuesday night. It was exciting. I drew a picture of Jack Black today. But I can't show you because I don't have a scanner. (Even if I did have one, I wouldn't know how to use it).

And on the Simpsons, they did a parody of the song "Here it goes again by Ok Go." It was funny because I love that video clip. One day I will go to a gym and do that. It looks like fun.



See? I posted it on here. Now you can watch it too. X]

Oh and I drew Po (the panda ^_^) today too. Except I fail at drawing pandas so I failed at drawing Po. But I'm still going to see Kung Fu Panda. And I want to see Get Smart. Steve Carroll (did I spell it right?) and Anne Hathaway were on Rove last Sunday. They were funny. And yeah.

And Steve Carroll was on The Office. The American one, I think. I have never seen The Office. Actually, I have seen The Office. We saw it in Year 9 for some reason. Except I'm not sure whether it was British or American. Whatever, same thing.

And Anne Hathaway was on the Devil Wears Prada (we saw it in Media) and the Princess Diaries and other such films. I loved the Devil Wears Prada. It was so fawesome. As I said previously, we saw it in Media. Best. Movie. Ever.

Now excuse me while I go buy a few treadmills for my video clip. See ya!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

DONATE BLOOD!! NOW.

Hey fellow bloggers, friends and random stalkers!
I did dancing today. And I suck. I'm so uncoordinated. Anyway, I was like bumping into people and everyone's like, "Uhhh." And I'm like, "I keep going the wrong way..."

Anyway, I'm sure Dale Thomas will still love me. He'd better. I was on a forum a few minutes and there are like 33 commets all saying John Marsden is the best author ever. One of the comments is mine. Anyhoo, I found it amusing.

And yeah. I'm a nerd because I have read all of John Marsden's books. Well, not all of them. Most of them. I can't be bothered going through them all. There are HEAPS.

I basically read the Tommorow Series, Ellie chronicles and So Much To Tell You. Which doesn't sound like much but it is. X]

Oh and at lunchtime, we were doing a radio ad for a Blood Bank competition. It was fun. It is for O negative people to give blood. I wonder if I am O negative. 1 in 15 people have O negative blood. So, if 14 other people don't have it, it's you!

It's like on Rove when Pete was like, "One in three people are overweight. If it isn't the people next to you, then it's you!"

Funny. Australia is the fattest country. It is all my fault. =]

Saturday, June 21, 2008

HI, I'M LAURA. AND I WAS PAINTING MYSELF RED AND SHOOTING AT HELICOPTERS BEFORE IT WAS COOL.

I watched Friday Night Live last night. It was Heavy Metal night. ^_^
Brigitte won. I wanted Alice to win but I wasn't disappointed because Brigitte is a girl. Brigitte was really good at playing air guitar. It was hilarious. When I have my own band, Brigitte can be the air guitarist. I'll be the triangle player. I'm good at that.

Terri was good with the air guitarist. The air-guitar-judge was like, "You know how to use the tongue. Call me." It was funny.

And apparently, the housemates have made two groups - the Black Crows and the Three Blonde Mice. And Travis (Black Crow member) was like, "I don't want to be a black crow! I want to be a pink flamingo." And I'm like, "Uh. Are you gay?"

And yeah. It was a great show. Guess who's birthday it is today? ^_^
DALE THOMAS!
He got a British bulldog for his birthday. And he turns 21. Hopefully, the Collingwood players will give him a good birthday present and win against the Western Bulldogs. And maybe Scotty Pendlebury can hit Jason Akermanis really hard so that he can yell, "I'm tougher than Jason." And I'll be like, "The Scotty will last. The Jason Akermanis won't."

I was watching Video Hits today. They showed an interview with Ricki Lee and I'm like, "I know what I'm looking forward to in August." And no, it isn't receiving my Biology exam mark.

Timmy turned 18 yesterday. He can now drink alcohol and get into nightclubs. Except he wouldn't want to spend the night in a nightclub when he can spend the night in my bed. Ooh, dirty. ^_^

X]

Thursday, June 19, 2008

I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN AND ENGLAND.

You're so gay. And you don't even like boys.

Sorry, I have the song stuck in my head because my friend was singing it at lunchtime. I was sitting there in Math Methods singing that song.

And yeah. My day has been pretty boring. As per usual. CASUAL CLOTHES DAY TOMORROW!! *totally just died*

Anyway, we watched Animal Farm in English. And tomorrow, we get to research about the Russian Revolution. Makes me sad that I didn't choose History. I'd rather be a nerd and do Maths than do History. Doesn't that sound lame?

Animal Farm is funny. I like the albino pig. Except Napoleon killed him. I don't like Napoleon. He's just gay. He doesn't even like boys. Oh wait - that didn't make sense.
I feel like a sushi. My friend (who I send emails to and such) is in Japan. I wish I did Japanese. Except they don't offer it at my school. Because the principal is gay and doesn't even like boys. Oh yeah - that is probably true. Probably lives in a convent with the other nuns. I've always wondered what they get up to every day...

Well, now that I've grossed you all out, let's talk about Dale Thomas. His birthday is on Saturday! He will turn 21. Guess what his mum and sister are getting for his birthday? ^_^
A BRITISH BULLDOG! I'll try and find a picture. X]

Well, that is a picture of a British bulldog; not Dale Thomas' British bulldog.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

TWO ALBUM REVIEWS.

Yes. I have two albums/EPs/whatever and I feel like reviewing them.

Lessons To Be Learned - Gabriella Cilmi

Save The Lies
Good song. It is very catchy and I'm always singing along.

Sweet About Me
It was the first Gabriella Cilmi song that I heard. And I loved it. =D

Sanctuary
This song makes me want to see St Trinians. Even though I have no idea what the movie is about - I just love this song.

Einstein
Yes, I want to be like Einstein too. And I want to know the equal of pi. Me and Gabriella must be twins. We both have a little brother called Joe.

Got No Place To Go
"Not everything that glitters is gold."
I like that line. It is like when I see something shiny on the ground and think it is a coin. But it isn't. Anyway, I love to sing along to this song. X]

Don't Want To Go Bed Now
"Mummy, I don't wanna go to bed now!"
No, that isn't a line in this song. I just felt like adding that.
This is a good song and the tune is fawesome. =]

Messy
I love the way she goes, "Ping" and "ding" and bum-py." It makes the song sound fun.

Awkward Game
Sort of soul music. Not really pop because it is more mellow and melodious. I can't describe music but I am trying.

Safer
Soul music. Meaningful and deep. I love it. X]

Cigarettes and Lies
Okay, this song has nothing to do with cigarettes. I don't even think Gabriella smokes. She better not or I'll smash her album into a million pieces.
Anyway, it is an upbeat song. She's a great singer. "Baby, baby, baby."

Terrifying
No, Gabriella isn't terrifying. She's sweet. And in this song, she's probably singing about a guy; a boyfriend. X]

Sit In The Blues
Melodious and soul music. "I guess I lose, boy, ain't that right?"

Sorry
Hating Alison Ashley FTW! When I first heard this song I'm like, "I know this song. It sounds familiar." And then I remember it was from Hating Alison Ashley, lol.
"Have you ever been hurt so bad, you just want to die. And break down and cry."

When We Were Kids E.P. by The Galvatrons

When We Were Kids
"A, oh oh oh."
I loved this song when I first heard it. It is catchy and even my mum can sing along to it. Therefore, it must be a catchy tune because my mum can't sing ANY tune.

She's In Love
Yeah, she is in love. Lol, Johnny must have been singing about me being in love with Dale Thomas. It is a great song.

Donnie's On TV
Hehe, Johnny is a pretty rad singer. X]

And yeah. That is the end of my album reviews. Gabriella Cilmi and the Galvatrons both come from Victoria.
I want the Galvatrons to bring out an album. That would be fawesome.

Monday, June 16, 2008

MY DAY TODAY. WITHOUT THE BORING BITS.

Hey people.
Rihanna (did I spell her name right?) left Big Brother last night. I found that our via the TV Week blog. Anyway, her name reminds me of Rihanna who sings "You can stand under my umberella. Ella, ella, ella, a, a, ,a.."


Man, I love that song. Actually I loved annoying people by singing that song. And yeah.

I had school today. Well, I had one class which was Biology. But I still had to go to school which sucked.


Anyway, I have a funny story to tell thee. (Well, it wasn't funny at the time but still)


I was at my locker getting my bag out, ready to go home. It was about 12:30 and I had to be really quiet - there were exams on. So I got my bag and headed down the stairs. Now, I am one of the clumiest people ever. I nearly reached the bottom of the stairs and I fell. On my bum. And it made the loudest sound in the world. Some kid in China probably heard it. Anyway, I was so scared that the people upstairs had heard the sound because they were doing an exam and I knew they'd be pissed off if the noise outside distracted them. So I had to quickly get up and leave.

Anyway, I was walking home and my bum was hurting (because I fell on it). So I'm like, "Hey God, it's me, Laura. I feel like a hug. Can you send Dale Thomas or Buddy Franklin to me?" And God was like, "Uh." And he didn't. Because he is gay. =[


And that is the end of my story. True story. It happened today. X]


If only I could find Dale or Buddy, I'd hug them. And I'd never let them go. NEVER.


Omg. My two boyfriends have their birthdays this week. Timmy turns 18 on Friday and Dale turns 21 on Saturday. Exciting.


In Biology today, we watched Gattaca. Except not the whole movie. Just the first bit. It is about genes and DNA and stuff. Which is what we are learning about in Biology for Unit 4.


I have a joke for you.

Did you know that diarrhoea is a genetic disease?
It is. It runs in your genes (jeans).


Lol. I found that quite amusing. =]

Sunday, June 15, 2008

BUDDEH IS SO COOL. HE EVEN GETS A "EH" AT THE END OF HIS NAME. =]

I just watched the Amazing Race. And my favourites (which I chose at the start) were eliminated at the end. Freaking hell! Argh. If anyone else watches the Amazing Race, Ari and Staella (whatever her name is) were so cool. Especially Ari. I had a theory that he was gay. X]

Rove is on tonight. ^_^
With Operator Please. And Sharon from Kath & Kim. And Adam Sandler. =]

Dale Thomas plays today. Hopefully he wins. He turns 21 next Saturday. Lol, I want to be invited to his 21st birthday party. If he is having one, of course. X]

On the Amazing Race, there is a team which the other teams call "The Freaks." It is amusing. "The Freaks" team consists of a girl with pink hair and a guy with black hair and boy does he look like a goth. They are called Dating Goths because they are BOTH goths. They are my new favourites. Only because the other teams are all like, "The freaks just passed us!" or "We passed the freaks!" And I'm like, "They aren't freaks! You're the freak!"

Omg. Last night, Buddy got reported. And I'm like, "LEAVEE BUDDY ALONEEE!!" Because the stupid umpires are so bloody stupid for reporting my little Buddy.

I have an update for you all. Carlton have made the Top 8. *stabs Chris Judd*
HEADLINE: Carlton skipper found at his house covered with blood.
ARTICLE (WRITTEN BY REBECCA TWIGLEY): I had just been at the Carlton vs Collingwood match and had gone round to my friend's house to celebrate. Unfortunately, Chris [Judd] couldn't make it, he had an important show to watch on TV.

I came home, an hour later, to find my little superstar, the Carlton skipper, lying next to the front window. He was covered in blood and there was a knive in his body. I was too late. He was gone; dead. Oh, Chris, I shall avenge your death. And avenge it I shall.

Will she catch the killer? Only one way to find out - wait for the next installment of Rebecca Twigley Diaries.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

HI, I'M LAURA.

And I was shooting at helicopters before it was cool.

New quote of the day. Yesterday, it was, "Nay, we are but men."
I feel like watching Don't Mess With The Zohan with Dale Thomas. I know nothing about the movie; only that it has Adam Sandler in it. Me and Dale will watch the movie and then paint each others nails and bake cookies. It shall be fun. Anyone who puts his arms around other men with a plait in his hair would enjoy girlie activities, right?

I'm going to go and find Buddy. And I'll run up to him and hug him. And he'll be like, "Um, dude. What the...?" And I'll be like, "Um, yeah. I just had to do that. It was on my to-do-list."

Thursday, June 12, 2008

PINK HAIR.

I have been meaning to write this for ages.

Well, on Before The Game (last Saturday), Mick Molloy and Hughesy were picking on Buddy. So I was like, "LEAVEE BUDDY ALONEEE!!" And then, Lehmo was like, "LEAVEE BUDDY ALONEEE!!" And I'm like, "Go Lehmo!"



Lehmo is fawesome. He barracks for Hawthorn. Which is a lame team, no offence. But Lehmn is funny.

When I said that Hawthorn are a lame team, I meant all the Hawthorn players are lame but not Buddy! Buddy looks like a cuddly guy (besides Dale Thomas) therefore he is un-lame. If I met him, I'd hug him. It would be fawesome. Hey, I wonder if Collingwood play Hawthorn again this season. I'm going to go and check.



Argh. Die. Collingwood do play Hawthorn but it is at night. Bummer. I can't see a night game. Unless I go with someone. Anyone barrack for Hawthorn here? Fine then. I'll watch the game from my comfy couch.



I have a song in my head. It was in my head during the Chemistry exam. It goes like this, "And we played the first thing that came to our heads. It just so happened to be. The best song in the world. It was the best song in the world."

And yeah. It is sung by Jack Black. The song is called Tribute.



"Be you angels?"

"Nay, we are but men."



"Me and my brother Kyle. We were hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road."



Lol. I like writing out a whole lot of lyrics. By the way, those lyrics were all from the same song. It is a fawesome song. I'll probably be sitting in the GAT going, "This is not the greatest song in the world. It's just a tribute." And the supervisors will be like, "Um. Okayy." And they'll have no idea what I'm on about. They'll probably think I'm on drugs.



Speaking of drugs, "E. E. E. Ecstasy." Mr Gee is pretty cool. Don't cha think? =]



Yum. I feel like a sushi. My friend is so lucky - she gets to go to Japan! I would so learn Japaneses if they offered it at my school. I would have sat in class and ate sushi. When we had to decide between Chinese and Italian for year 8, I was like, "Well, I don't know much Chinese food so I'll choose the pizza and gelati." And that is why I chose Italian. Because of the food.



We didn't get to eat any of that food though. =[

But we did get a milkshake and a pastry treat in one of the Italian lessons. And we had to do a dialogue in Italian and mine was s***. My partner was good though. Except she didn't go and do Italian. Probably because she wanted to do History instead. Because another of my friends (that isn't a friend anymore) chose to do Italian because she didn't want to do History or Geography or anything like that. X]



And I remember when we were learning how to tell the time in Italian and the teacher brought in those biscuits with the time on them. We got two biscuits each. Except we had to tell the time in Italian. Not that hard.



Oh and I also remember my Italian teacher rang up my mum and was like convincing my mum to convince me to do Italian in year 9. And apparently I got 100% on my Italian verb test while other people got zero. And my Italian teacher was like, "If you don't want to learn Italian, what language do you want to learn? Maybe Italian will help you with that."


And I'm like, "I wanted to learn Japanese because I like sushi." And my Italian teacher was like, "Oh."



Lmao. I'm funny. Except not funny enough to be a stand-up comedian. If I had to choose one occupation, it would be Stand Up Comedian and Pete Helliar would train me to be funny. And Rove, Carrie Bickmore, Hamish and Andy can train me too. Especially the last two. They are hilarious. I love the sport ghosting. I have never tried it but one day I will. Me and Dale Thomas will be the world greatest ghosters. And we would win the Olympics for Australia.



The Amazing Race is on tonight. I won't be blogging about it though. I asked the TV Week blogger to blog about it but she hasn't replied yet. In the newspaper, there was a picture of one of the teams and there was a girl with pink hair. I want pink hair. Except my school is gay and won't allow any hair colours that aren't a natural colour. When I am a checkout chick at Coles (not Safeway because they are also gay), I will have wicked pink hair. It will be cool. X]

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

ARE YOU DOING BIOLOGY IN YEAR 12? THEN I HAVE ADVICE FOR YOU...

I had my Biology exam today! Oh, I was so nervous before the exam. REALLY NERVOUS.
But then the actual exam wasn't that bad. I mean, I probably got around average but still. It wasn't that hard.
If you ever do Biology in year 12, I have a hint for you. If you use this hint, you'll be absolutely fine.
Okay, the hint is:
DO AS MANY PREVIOUS EXAM PAPERS AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!
I know this seems like a hint you don't want to do but just trust me, k?
Like print off previous exam papers (from 2006, 2007, etc) and complete them. The questions are basically the same except they changed bits of questions to make it sound different but IT WAS BASICALLY THE SAME.

And I didn't do enough previous exam papers. I only did the 2007 one. And another one that our teacher gave us. I should have done more. And I will learn from my mistakes in Unit 4 Biology.

Sorry about my rant. I like ranting.

Anyway, I am a nerd.
I was playing Wonka Nerds Rope game and I got up to level 25. And I am a nerd. Because I play stupid games like that one.
Anyway, 72325 is the highest score I have ever gotten in that game. X]

Monday, June 9, 2008

LOL. AMUSING.

Ghosting. Best sport ever. Apparently it got banned in some schools because some kid tried to ghost their principal. That would be amusing. It would be even more amusing if I ghosted my principal. *evil*

Anyway, as you can see, I watched Rove yesterday. Jack Black was on. And guess who is going on Rove next week? ^_^
Operator Please! Yes. They are. Timmy is fawesome. So is their latest song. X]

And Sharon will be on Rove too. The one from Kath & Kim. Remember she married Wayne who was an impersonation of Shane Warne. And then they broke up because Wayne got a mobile phone. And Sharon was scared that he'd start texting other girls. Lol. X]

They got married at Luna Park on the mini version of the Dreamworld Giant Drop. Me and Dale will get married there. Except our marriage will be on the ghost train. It'll be like, "I now pronounce you husband and wife - ARGH!"

Good times. =]

Collingwood plays Melbourne today. But Scotty isn't playing. It is sad. But Dale is still playing. He nearly got a goal early in the game. Except it was a point which is still good. X]

I'm going to find Rove and we'll make our own "ghosting" team. Actually, I change my mind. I want to be on Carrie Bickmore's team. We can ghost together. Maybe not the double decker one, though. We'll just to tagging. Fun. I love invading people's personal space. X]

I have exams tomorrow. Three of them. Ew. Even though I have studied, I still think I will fail.

I watched a little bit of Big Brother yesterday. (No, I don't have a life).
Renee left. Instead of Bianca. I was so pissed off. Renee was the good one. The nice one. What is the world coming to? Heh heh heh, last night, Travis was wearing a hat and it reminded me of Jebediah Springfield. So I kept calling him, "Jebediah." It was funny. =]

Sunday, June 8, 2008

JACK BLACK. IS COOL. BUT NOT AS COOL AS DALE THOMAS. ^_^

I have done Biology study but I bet I'll take one look at the exam paper on Wednesday and scream. There'll be questions on there that I haven't studied enough. I know there will be. VCAA are just gay and I'd bet anything that their main goal in life is to MAKE ME FAIL VCE. I hate them.

Okay. I should shut up and study. Remember that show on TV called Sit Down and Shut Up? I had a friend that LOVED that show. And they'd always talk about it. Then it got taken off Channel Ten and my friend cried for like a day. X]

I don't know why I thought of that show. It just came to mind.

Be you angels? Nay, we are but men.

Yeah. I like that song. Jack Black is going on Rove. I am excited. I wonder who he's turn gay for. Probably his friend Kyle. The one who is in the band Tenacious D. Did you know they have a movie? And I didn't even see it. I'm going to rent the movie one day. And Jack Black does the voice for Milo in the Simpsons episode called Husbands and Knives. It is in the 19th season so it hasn't been aired on TV in Australia. We are only up to the Treehouse of Horror one (in the 19th season) which is aired on Tuesday 10th June. X]

I was obsessed with the Tribute song. OBSESSED. I used to walk around the house, singing it. I never knew the band members though. And I liked the movie, School of Rock. But I didn't know that Dewey Finn was played by the lead singer in Tenacious D. I never even knew who Jack Black was until recently. Yes, I am weird.

Lol. Last night, I randomly started singing the YMCA. Why-em-cee-ay.
And then in the morning, I was singing Happy Together by The Turtles.

Imagine me and you, I do.
I think about you day and night, it's only right
To think about the chips you love.
So happy togetherrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Yeah. They probably aren't the correct lyrics. Just my version of it.
I have exams starting on Tuesday. *whinges*
I'd better go study.
Bye for now but not forever,
Laura
P.S. I think I should stop watching Rollercoaster.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

JOKES.

As I'm doing Chemistry and Biology this year, I thought it would be cool to put some jokes on here about Chemistry and Biology.
So yeah. I hope you all enjoy.

Joke #1
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?

Joke #2
Q: How many atoms in a guacamole?
A:Avocado's number.

Lol, my friend always says Avocado instead of Avogadro. X]

Joke #3
Mole problems? Call Avogadro: 6.02 E23
Lmao. In Chem, Avogadro's numbers is 6.02 x 10^23 but on the calculator it is written as 6.02 E 23.

Joke #4
The compounds of sodium are great,
If you can tell the chloride from chlorate.
The one makes fried chips
Taste good on your lips
The other clears weed from your gate.
Not really a joke; more like a limerick.

I JUST DIED. SERIOUSLY. X]

Omg. Has anyone seen the latest advertisements for Rove? The episode on June 8th? I saw it. It said that Jack Black and Michael Buble were going to be on the show. And I'm like, "I don't even like Michael Buble. And who the hell is Jack Black?" And I was tossing up whether I should watch it and guess what?

Apparently Jack Black is going to do a voice in Kung Fu Panda (I want to see that movie ^_^) and he was the lead singer in the band, Tenacious D. I am so watching Rove. I wouldn't miss it even if Dale Thomas invited me out for dinner. I'd cancel the dinner and make it Tuesday night. Oh wait - it can't be Tuesday because I'm meant to be studying for my Biology exam that night.

Anyway, my point is that Jack Black (coolest dude in history) deserves a poem written by me.

There once was a dude called Jack Black
I didn't know who he was - front or back
But I saw his root
And he sung Tribute
If he worked for me, I would never give him the sack!

Crappy limerick. Sorry Jack.
By "root," I mean where he came from, k?

Nay, we are but men, ROCK! Jack Black is so cool. I'm going to listen to Tribute now, lol.

Nobbi won FNL. He beat Bianca. I was like, "Yay!" and the audience was like, "Booo!" Because of what happened in the Daily Show beforehand. I didn't know what had happened in the Daily Show. All I knew was that Bianca had a fight with Renee. I like Renee. Almost as much as Ollie.

I decided not to do Physics. So, don't worry about the problem I wrote on here. Just think of it as a rant. Because I rant a lot on here.

In English on Friday, I was bored because all we were doing was listening to Oral Presentations. And my friend got up to do her Oral. And I was like, "Say it in an accent." And she was like, "No." And I'm like, "An English accent? Irish? Amercian? Please?"

And then, I thought of the accent another of my friends used to tell a froggy joke. And I told my friend (who was doing the Oral) to use that accent. And she looked at me strangely but she hadn't been there when the froggy joke was told.

So, all English lesson, I'd be like, "Froggy. Jump up!" And I'd try to do the accent but I can't. I can't do ANY accents. I fail at life. Next time we have to do an English oral, I'm doing it in an English accent. I can't do one but I can try. And the teacher will be like, "Are you British?" And I'll be like, "Nope. But I learn the English language so I may as well talk like it."

And I watched Friends yesterday. The armadillo was explaining to his son about Hannukkah and then Joey walked in and was like, "Merry Christmas!" And he was in a Superman suit. And then I was watching FNL and the theme was SUPERHEROES. Lol. They got to FLY in one of the games. It was fawesome. When I was walking home, I was like, "Wouldn't it be cool if I could fly?" And I looked up at the sky and it was grey and cloudy and yucky. And I'm like, "Maybe not." Because I might get struck by lightning. =[
(Well, it wasn't raining but it looked like it.)

I have decided that me and Dale Thomas are going to get married and live in a big mansion. And we won't have kids because I would be a crappy mother. My kid will turn out retarded like me.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

HELP ME.

Okay. I have a problem. And I can't be bothered telling Hughesy so I'll tell my fellow bloggers.

The problem is:
The teachers at my school are like trying to get me to do Physics. They are saying that Physics and Specialist are closely related and will support each other. And I want to do Specialist next year in year 12. But I don't like Physics. So, my question is: Will Physics really help my Specialist?

Okay. Now to the second part of the problem. If I do take up Physics, I would be doing three sciences - Chemistry, Physics and Biology 3/4. And I don't want to do three sciences. Two is enough for me. So, another question for you is: What the hell do I do?

And yeah. I am really pissed off because I am certain that my school is only trying to get my Specialist class to also do Physics because there are only 5 people in the current Year 11 Physics class and apparently my stupid principal doesn't like small classes. =[

I have no idea what to do. If I don't do Physics, then will that affect my chances of doing well in Specialist maths? And if I do choose Physics, will that make me absolutely stressed because I am doing three sciences? Oh and by the way, don't bother commenting if you are just going to say, "Drop Specialist maths." Because that ain't happening. I ain't going to do it.

VCE scares me. The teachers give us so much homework. They don't even realise that we already got homework in the previous class and DON'T WANT ANYMORE! I just want the teachers to DIE.

The end.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

ME AND MY BUDDY EXAM.

Me and Exam are NOT friends.

X[

I made a poem for Exam.

(We had a fight the other day so yeah)

There once was a guy called Exam
Who everyone hated just like mouldy ham
I was scared
But I also cared
Because I did not want to end up like Uncle Sam.


Btw, Uncle Sam is a guy who I don't know. He is meant to represent someone who doesn't study for exams and ends up like a hobo.

And I made another poem for Exam.

I knew this guy
He was definitely bi
I saw him in love with a boy
I called out, "Oi!"
But he ignored me
So I went to pee...

Lameeeeeeee. I made that one up spontaneously. But it rhymes. X]
Anyway, The guy called Exam is meant to represent my hatred for exams. I'm really sorry if someone got confused. My apologies. I hope no one ran into a pole and died. If so, I am deeply sorry. Shall I pay the funeral fees? *grabs my mum's credit card*

Lol, I was reading Jack Heath's blog and he was like saying how he went to buy some Cornflakes and there was a sign on the Cornflakes that said it contained "zinc." So Jack was like, "Okay. I know zinc is on the periodic table but I didn't think we could eat it..." And then later on, Jack went to his shampoo and on the bottle, it read, "Contains zinc. Do not swallow." And Jack was all confused.
I laughed. Not at Jack's confusion but at the way zinc can be edible and non-edible. X]

Oh and the TV Week blogger posted her Big Brother blog and she was like saying how Ollie is her favourite housemate and if the housemates were eliminated for swearing too much (three strikes and you're out), then Ollie would be in the house alone. She was like, "
If BB keeps his word to evict people with three strikes, at this rate, we're looking at seven weeks with Ollie, which suits me." It was funny. Oh and she also said, "[Nobbi] is actually quite amusing, though I'm glad he got a strike against him for excessive bad language — it was getting to the point where entire episodes were just one long beep. Or maybe they were just entire episodes of Travis talking. It's so difficult to tell." It was funny. I love the TV week blogger. Good times.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

I'M SORRYYYYY!

I haven't updated this in ages :C!
I WILL SOON, I PROMISE!
After exams!
For now, have a picture of Jeffree Star:
love it live it suck it
Yes. That is the "LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOONE!!!1!1" dude.
And Raquel Reed! :D

Sunday, June 1, 2008

I ROCK UR SOCKS.

I got the Galvatrons EP yesterday. It is an fawesome band. Johnny (lead singer) has blonde hair which is pretteh.
Collingwood won against West Coast. XD
By 100 points! It was a fantastic game. Dale Thomas kicked 3 spectacular goals. X]

So yeah. The intruders go into the Big Brother house today. Cherry, Rhianna and Terrence. Surfer dude, single mum and an auctioneer. Watch it tonight - 7:30 pm on Channel 10.

Renee won FNL on Friday. It was a good moment. I like Renee. But I also like Nobbi. Only because he has a cool name. I don't know much about his personality so I can't judge him on that.
Well, I don't know much about any of the housemates' personalities. I just like Renee because when she went into the house, she hugged Dixie and Dixie is cool because she likes to eat food and (according to the video footage on the opening night) puts tomato sauce on basically everything. And I like to eat food too. And tomato sauce. *drools*

Sorry to bore anyone. I ramble about Big Brother way too much on here. And I ramble a lot about Dale Thomas to everyone. All my friends are sick of hearing his name. X]

On FNL, the theme was horse racing and Bree "Cheese" Amer had a really cool hat on. It was pretteh. I want one.

And I was watching Video Hits before and Nathan and Fuzzy were doing an Usher show thingy. They were reading out exercepts from a book about Usher and it was something about being in bed eating Subway while making love. And Nathan goes, "He loves footlongs." And I'm like, "Whoa, I can't believe I understand what you're talking about." And then a little voice in my head goes, "I can't believe it's not butter. ^_^ ."

And yeah. I feel like listening to U-Turn now. I loved that song. We had a relationship. Me and U-Turn sitting in a tree, et cetera.