Saturday, March 29, 2008

Celebrity Profile: Hayley Williams

Time for another celebrity profile!
This time the lucky celeb is Paramore's cute-as-a-button vocalist, Hayley Williams

Full Name: Hayley Nichole Williams
AKA: Hayley, Spongebob (heheh).
D.O.B: 27th December 1988 (age 19)
Signifigant Achievements: Being awesome, writing and singing for band Paramore, saying "for the record, my eggo is not preggo" in her blog (Juno reference ftw!).
Not-so-signifigant Achievements: NOTHING. Hayley is perfect!
Except for the "ARE HAYLEY AND (insert bandmate here) DATING?!" or the "OMG, PARAMORE BREAKING UP?!" scandals, both of which are untrue, of course.
Stalker Rating: Moderately Low - Nobody really wants to have her babies because that would be impossible, but Paramore do have some hardcore fans out there.
"How can I become one of the said stalkers?":
Easily, m'dear. Just go to Paramore's LiveJournal, or MySpace for blog entries and what not.
Other (un)Nessecary Information:
Pete Wentz's record label, Decaydance, which contains artists such as Panic At the Disco is an imprint of Fueled By Ramen, Paramore's label.
Photographic Evidence:
Hayley - Photo Hosted at FriendsOrEnemies
o hai!

3 comments:

Laura said...

She has pretty hair. I'm going to steal it... *shifty eyes*

There may not be anyone who wants to have Hayley's babies but they may want to stalk her and follow her around. So, the stalker rating could be a High or Moderate. X]

Anonymous said...

But we love her too much to creep her out!
:D.

Laura said...

I'll do the creeping out if you want. =]