DO NOT JUST ANSWER 'YES' OR 'NO'... YOU MUST EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!
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I will mention them in EVERY blog of MINE. X]
- What is cooler than being cool?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"?
4 comments:
1. Being Miri ;D. Lmfao, nah. Being cold! If I was in the snow, I'd be cold. If I was in Melbourne during winter, I'd be cool. See? :D.
2. To get to the other side. Why else?
3. No. Electricity has more letters in common with electrons than morality with morons. Also, morality comes from smart people, generally.
4. Because there's no air in the glue bottle. But if you leave the lid off, some glue will eventually dry.
5. Because they automatically assume that it's like Gilligan's Island and they can't get off. Idiots. Also, smart people wouldn't say that 'cause a ship might last longer, so..
Gosh, Miri.. You got ONE question wrong. 2nd question: The chicken would cross the road to SHOW HIS GIRLFRIEND HE HAD GUTS...
Oh and I'll accept ur answer to the first question even though OutKast told me that the answer is ICE COLD..
What is cooler than being cool?
Being cold. or ice cold. or something freezing. Being in a freezer would be cooler than cool.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I want to say: to get to the other side. But that seems to easy.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Yes, well, no, but it's close enough. Morality comes from people that are the opposite of morons. So, I suppose it's all connected to each other anyways.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Because it's wet glue, and it's in such a large globule it won't dry. Like when you're little and you think that the more glue you use, the better it will stick... and you come back an hour later to find that the glue you used is still and wet giant globule and not really good for any sticking.
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"?
Because, that would be the smart thing to do.
Woah. All right except the second one.
The chicken crossed the road to show his girlfriend he had guts.
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