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Hey y'all.
Yesterday, we had a whole school photo.
Well, it was a year level photo.
But they are just going to copy and paste all the year levels photos together so that it's a whole school photo.
LOL. For the year level photo, I'm in the front row cos I'm vertically challenged.
But in the whole school photo, I'll look like I'm standing. ^_^

We watched Schindler's List in Religion.
It was really sad even though I didn't really understand it. >_>

I watched the Simpsons yesterday.
It was SO funneh.
Coin collecting is pretteh cool, kk. (Well, I don't collect coins.. I'm too lazy)
When the Simpsons finished, I was like, "Should I watch Kenny?"
Cos my friend (Well, a family friend) said it was funny.
And I was like, "I suppose I should watch it..."
Anyway, it was pretteh lame.
No offence.
I prefer humour such as Rove, Carrie and Pete. Oh and Ryan and Hamish and Andy. LOL.

And yeah.
Bye for now but not forever.
ROVE IS ON SUNDAY NIGHT!!! X]
-excited-

THE ARIAS.

The ARIAS was on yesterday.
I was slightly disappointed cos I wanted to watch Rove but Hamish and Andy were really amusing at the start of the show so I decided to watch the ARIAS.
I didn't watch all of it (just till 8:30) but Gabriella Cilmi won 6. I was so proud.
It is really scary that Gabriella Cilmi is younger than me yet she has achieved more in her life AND she can sing. I fail at life. X'[

Also, I saw the Living End get an ARIA thingy. And they played White Noise. ^_^
I love that song.
Apparently Pink performed too. And Gabriella Cilmi. WHYY DID I MISS IT??
Oh well. Good times, anyway.

I went to the Art Show yesterday (Scones are yum!) and the Fete (Krispy Kreme FTW).
They were both fun. Read about them on my other blog.

Speaking of my other blog, I'm thinking of just having one blog.
It'll probably be Zoidberg Tales cos that has all the stuff (and junk) on the side.
So yeah.
It will just mean that you will only have to read one of my blogs. Instead of two. KK?

Later, peeps.

GOOGLE

Hey peeps.
Who likes Google?


I do. X]

SEMI FORMAL! X]

Wow.
My semi formal was last night. ^_^
It was awesome!
We went in and everyone was either dancing or sitting down/talking. I just went to my table cos that's where my friends were.
And then, they played Just Dance by Lady GaGa. And everyone was like, "OMG, YAY!"
So we all got up to dance (or in my case, stand around watching).
Then we had dinner which was a buffet and there were, like, so many different foods.
Except it wasn't fair cos all the foods had meat and my friend could only have salads.

Anyway, after dinner, we went up to dance. (Well, I didn't really dance. -_-)
And they played some really good songs like ABBA and Grease and Hot N Cold and yeah.
But some songs they played weren't as good. Like Metro Station and Miley Cyrus.
Oh and after they played ABBA, they played this really bad song and I was like, "Ohh, can you put ABBA back on?"

Then, for dessert, we had Tiramisu (yum!), pavlova (even yummier!) and many more great desserts.
I was planning to go back for seconds but I didn't want to be a pig. >_>

After dessert, we all danced again. (Well, everyone 'cept me).
And then, they gave out awards.
My friend won "Most Outrageous Costume." She came as the devil. And apparently the principal (who is a music-hating nun) gave her a mean look. Cos the devil is EVIL in a Catholic school.

L-R: Me dressed as Snow White, Miri as a devil, Aparna as a princess, Markos who was Aparna's partner. X]

Anyway, it was a fantastic night! ^_^

WHAT ARE THE IR SERIES?

Can someone plz tell me about the IR series?
Everyone on Dale Thomas' blog is all like, "OMG, congrats on making the IR series."
And I'm totally confused because I have no idea what the IR series are.
My brain is about to explode.

Anyway, in lighter news, Mitchell Johnson likes music such as Soulfly (heavy metal band - I never will listen to it EVER) and My Chemical Romance (I read that in an article today ^_^).
I like one song by My Chem. Romance. Which is Teenagers. And it's awesome.
Back to the topic of Mitchell Johnson (who is adorable and unignorable).
He has a new piercing. On his tongue.
I know, right.
Mitchell Johnson is basically the only person who I like that has facial piercings and a tattoo. (Not including some people in my year 11 who have facial piercings).

I had a Chemistry test today.
My brain exploded halfway through due to hard questions that were too difficult to answer.
I mean, how do you calculate ppm and ppb?
Also, how do you change LITRES into GRAMS? WHAT?
I cheered up when we had Religion.
We watched Keeping The Faith. It has Ben Stiller in it.
It is about a rabbi, a Catholic priest and a girl (Anna) and they are all best friends.
Anyway, the rabbi and priest are both in love with Anna.
But Anna knows she can't date the priest cos he can't marry or have a sexual relationship.
So she dates the rabbi (Ben Stiller).
I kinda wanted her to date Brian (the priest). He was so cute! And he was willing to give up his whole priest career to be in love with her. But she didn't want to. X'[

After religion, we had General Specialist Maths (or GMZ as some people call it).
Don't ask me what the Z stands for.

Then I had my Biology SAC.
After the Biology SAC (which was pretty easy - hopefully I get a good mark) the teacher handed our practice exam back.
And the teacher was all like saying how people made up some words on the exam.
And also, there was a question that was like, "What is this fossil?"
And someone in my class went, "A special fossil" or something like that.
LOL.
No one in my class went well on that exam. Actually, maybe someone went well.
I got 28/75. FAIL.
Luckily it was a PRACTICE exam. Phew.
I have about three weeks of study.

Well, I should go now.
See ya!

INSTRUCTABLE IS SUCH A GOOD WEBSITE.

LOLDUDE.
I found an awesome website (courtesy of Aidan) which has all this DIY stuff.
It is pretteh rad. It is called Instructable.
I found one DIY activity thingy and it was VAMPIE.
Which is like a vampire pie.
I was all like, "OMG, Twilight! ^_^"
So yeah.

Did you know Kirsten Stewart's phone number was posted on the internet and then it wasn't really Kirsten's number? LOL.
I should post my phone number on the internet but pretend it is RPattz'. And then, everyone will call me and I'll be popular for once in my life. X]

For my semi formal on Thursday, I'm dressing up as Snow White. ^_^
I'll bring along an apple (poisonous, of course) and I'll just sit there for the whole night eating an apple.
Maybe I should just bring a toffee apple. They taste nicer. Well, I haven't tried one (cos my mummy is evil and won't let me) but they look nice.
And I've eaten toffee cos we made it in Food Tech. And then we added pink food dye.

Guess what?
The Amazing Race is coming back on Channel 7!
Except the stupid Americans have already seen it.
Americans get everything. They get to see the Amazing Race first AND they get to be next to Russia. WHY SO MEAN, AMERICA? SHARING IS CARING!

Anyway, the Amazing Race shall be good.
My favourite Amazing Race couple would have to be Rob & Amber.
Amber was so cute.
And then Rob was funneh. =P
I also liked Dustin and Kandice. Cos Kandice reminded me of CANDY.
Tyler and James were a good couple too. I called them TJ. Ah, good times.
That's all that I can remember from The Amazing Race.
Oh wait - there was that short girl. I forgotten her name. =[

Oh well. I shall go now.
I have Maths questions to do and a Biology and Chemistry SAC on Monday.
Help me, dudez. Plz.
Also, say hi to your mum for me.
*swivels around in chair*

LOL. X]

Today was Gabriella Cilmi's birthday.
She turns 17 which is MY age.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GABRIELLA CILMI!!!
Okay, I'll shut up.

I did my Biology Practice Exam today.
So freaking scary.
There were questions that I didn't understand like translocation (wtf is that?) and apoptosis. Well, I do know stuff about apoptosis but we didn't learn it in DETAIL.
Argh.

Anyway, the rest was pretteh good.
I want to go REALLY well on this exam cos I only got an average score on my last exam. Well, I think it was average. C+ is kinda average, yeah?

In English, we had to write a practice Feature Article. And one of the topics was Genetically Modified Foods. So, I changed it to Gene Therapy cos that's what my Biology SAC is on.
And yeah.
So, I'm going to do the feature article on Gene Therapy cos it'll help me study for my SAC.

Also, I have a Chemistry test on Monday.
It is on Stoichiometry.
Maybe I could get my friend to do the test instead of me.
Cos she likes Stoichiometry and what not.
Hmm... I'll consider that...

LOL, the Twilight trailer leaked on to the internet today.
It was meant to be on the internet in the afternoon but it came out in the morning.
Haha. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Summit Entertainment!

I'm going to go now.
Later, peeps.
Say hi to your mum for me!
P.S. Hold on tight, Spider Monkey! -funnyquote-

YAY. THREE MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL TILL THE WEEKEND!

Hey peeps!
I watched the Simpsons yesterday! ^_^
And today, we watched Keeping The Faith which was a fantastic movie.
Ben Stiller is in it. He's the rabbi.
And the rabbi is friends with a Catholic priest (I know, right!)
Oh and the rabbi and the priest are friends with a chick who doesn't really have a religion. Well, she might. 'Cept she doesn't say what it is.

Anyway, it is a good movie.
I like Religion classes when we watch movies. That's what religion should be about. MOVIES.
We should watch The Simpsons in Religion class.
I mean, Ned Flanders is VERY religious and Reverend Lovejoy is a priest.
And Homer is a lazy Christian cos he doesn't like getting up early to go to church. He is like me.

I'm gonna go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. I got 66% in my Accounting SAC. It was exciting cos the highest mark in the class was 67% and the lowest mark was 6%. ^_^

LOL.

So.
Yesterday I was kinda sad.
Cos I could have seen Buddeh Franklin AND Nathan Buckley.

In lighter news, Rove is on tonight.
I'm presuming Kaz James will be performing cos that's what the TV Guide told me.
I like Kaz James. I found out yesterday that he was in the Bodyrockers or something.
I was all like, "WHOA. O_O"

'Cept I never really liked any songs by the Bodyrockers. I just like WEEEEEEEEEE... HOLD ON by Kaz James.

Also, Kaz is a pretteh name.
It has a 'z' in it.
So, it's like JAZZ. Which is a great name cos it's a genre of music that I like AND a nickname of a girl's name - Jasmine. And Jasmine is a pretteh flower that smells nice. X]

Anyway, I shall go.
Later, peeps.
Bye for now but not forever.
P.S. I do remember a song by the Bodyrockers. It was all like, "I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE..."
But I never liked it. Not as much as WEEEEEEEEEEEE... HOLD ON. ^_^

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... HOLD ON.

I cannot get on to Live Journal. Life sucks.
Anyway, I was watching an ad for Rove for the Sunday night show and it said that Kaz James was performing.
So I went on to the website and it doesn't even mention Kaz James!

I like Kaz James' song that goes, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. HOLD ON. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. HOLD ON, etc."
And yeah.
I always sing along.
LOL, me and my mum were in the car and the song came on the radio.
So I was like, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. HOLD ON."
And my mum was like, "Uh, yes. -confused-"
Ah, good times.

Anyhoo, hopefully Kaz James does perform on Rove.
'Cept he can't beat Lady GaGa's performance. That was magnificant.
^_^

Heh heh, the Idols are singin' ABBA songs next week. Do you know how many times I've seen an Australian Idol ad this week telling me that Idol is singing ABBA? About 1 million.
Is Australian Idol getting desperate so they make the Idols sing songs from a good band and advertising it a lot?
Well, it ain't convinced me.
I'll purposely watch Dancing With The Stars (Paul Licuria FTW!) on Sunday so that Australian Idol can get what they deserve - an axing.
And then, I'll be back to watching Channel 10 on Sunday nights - SIMPSONS HOUR!! ^_^

Later, peeps.
P.S. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... HOLD ON.

AN UPDATE.

Channel Ten axed 90210!
LOL. I never watched that show. Except I did watch it last Monday night cos my friend really liked it so she was all like, "LAURA, YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT!"
And I was like, "FINE. Hmph."
So I watched it and it was kinda funneh cos one of the people was asking all these Biology-type questions. I think one of them was studying.
I didn't really understand the whole show (and I didn't know who the characters were).

So yeah. I just found out that 90210 got axed.
WOW.
Why would you axe 90210 when there is CLEARLY someone who watches it (my friend) and not axe Australian Idol when CLEARLY no one watches it?
It would be better for me if Australian Idol was axed cos 1) they might put on Simpsons repeats and 2) Rove will start ON TIME for once.

UGH. I don't even watch 90210 or anything else at that timeslot. So the axing of 90210 doesn't affect me. DAMMIT.
I can think of some other shows Channel 10 could have axed.

1. Australian Idol. That's an obvious one. Cos no one watches it.
   
2. Friday Night Download. If we want to view video clips, we'll search for them on You Tube. This show is pretteh pointless.
3. Kenny's World. If we want to watch toilets for half an hour, we can go to our own bathroom and stare at the toilet. And we don't want a running commentary on it, either.
4. Neighbours. Sorry, I just had to put this one on. Anything with Dean Geyer on it is pretteh bad, in my opinion.
5. Taken Out. I don't know why, it just bores me.
   
6. Bondi Rescue. I don't know. It just bores me.
   
7. The Jamie Oliver show where he killed a chicken. You put me off chicken for a week, Jamie! I HATE YOU! T_T

And yeah. That's all.
If you know any more, just comment.
Oh and if one of your favourite shows is listed above, just shoot me, k? Cos I'm sorry, I was only naming shows that I don't like. And I'm a loser so yeah. You probably wouldn't agree with me. -lame-

BUDDEH. ^___________________^

Hey everyone!
I have exciting news.
There is a place near me and it's called Southland. O_O
And Buddy Franklin will be in Southland on Saturday at the Telstra shop.
He'll be there from 12pm till 2pm, I think.
Hopefully, I'll be there. And I'll be all like, "BUDDEH, WHY'D YOU BEAT JIMMY BARTEL?"
And he'll be all like, "Um... okayy... -confused-"

One of my goals (on my other blog - Zoidberg Tales) shall be achieved if I do get to see Buddy!
I can hug him! (Hopefully)
WOW.
I'm so excited now.

Well, that's all I'll say in this post.
See ya, peeps! X]

STUFF. AND DALE THOMAS.

Howdy everyone!
I just went to teh library (nerd!) and I got the book called Before I Die.
Lots of people say it is really good yet really sad.
I have read the first chapter which consisted of me laughing out loud cos she made a funneh comment.
Tessa (main character) said she didn't want the blackberries.
So the guy was like, "What do you want?"
And Tess was like, "I want a baby elephant."
And it was funneh. ^_^

Also, I found one of Jaclyn Moriarty books (yay!) which is called Spell Book or something.
It seems really good.
I was going to get her other book, I have a bed of buttermilk pancakes, but it was in the Adult section and I don't want to go in there - the books are too hard. Also, I'm lazy.
-coughi'malosercough-

The last thing I'll say on books is - NATHAN BUCKLEY'S BOOK IS OUT NOW!
/capslock
Yeah. Nathan "I'm-A-Bad-Speller" Buckley has a biography out.
Kinda like Strauchanie's 'cept less funnier, of course.
Dale Thomas needs to write a book. Oh, wait - he writes blogs instead. ILY, DALE.
Anyhoo, I haven't read Nathan Buckley's book yet.
I'll have fun with it though because I'M SURE it'll be full of spelling errors.
I mean, that's what you expect from someone who calls their sons Ayce and Jett.

But me and Dale will call our children weird names.
Like, Apple or Banana.
Or Heath.
Heath isn't weird, though.
I haven't heard of many people called Heath.
There is only Heath Shaw, Jack Heath, Heath Ledger and my friend's boyfriend.
WOW. If I were a boy, I'd want my name to be Heath.
I'd be the coolest guy in the world.
It would be like THE MAX POWER WAY.
Except it is just like the wrong way - but faster!

Y'know what would be funneh?
If one of the categories on Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader was called "Rove."
And the question would be like, "WHO WOULD YOU TURN GAY FOR?"
And the kids would all be like, "Oh, damn. I should've studied for this one..."
LOL.
And then, you win an extra $20 for naming who you'd turn gay for.
WOW.
So you could end up with five hundred thousand and twenty dollars.
^_^

I'll go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. I just applied for Coles cos my application form expired cos it only lasts for a year. Wish me luck!

ROVE IS PRETTEH COOL. ^_^

Howdy peeps!
The Simpsons is on tonight!
At 7:30 pm. ^_^
ANDAND it is on at SIX O'CLOCK!!!
Also, Wipeout is on too. YAY FOR THE BIG BALLS.
(Oops, that sounded wrong)

And Survivor is on but I'm not watching it cos I never do.
ALSO, none of my ~lovely bloggers are going to blog about it.
I was kinda hoping the TV Week blogger would blog because she actually likes Survivor and stuff.
And then, I was hoping for Petstarr (aka Bland Canyon blog) to blog about it. Except he doesn't blog about Survivor. Fair enough, I wouldn't want to watch Survivor either.

Okay, I'll shut up.
LOL, I've been practising the stuff that Rove does. Cos I want to be like him. X]
Like, for example, y'know how when Rove is talking to Tom Petrovsky and then he swivels around to say the "Things I love" segment? Yeah, I've been practising the swivel. I'm not very good at it but I'm trying.
Also, I like the "Say-hi-to-your-mum-for-me" part. That's a classic.

So yeah. Soon, I'll have my own TV show and it'll be like exactly like Rove's.
Except I'll be the host.
And the show will be called, "LAURA."
And Carrie Bickmore will say the ~news and Peter Helliar will do Petespace.
Oh and Ryan Shelton will do his investigating stuff. That's always funneh.
The celebrity guests on the show can be Dale Thomas and Jimmy Bartel and Buddy Franklin.
Great show, huh?
I'll probably get worse ratings than Australian Idol and I didn't even know you could get WORSE ratings than Australian Idol. O_O

Okay, fine. I won't copy Rove.
I'll just audition for 5th Grader and pretend that I'm 11 years old. Unbeknowns to them, I'm actually 6 years older. ^_^
Wouldn't it be so cool to have Rove as your teacher?
Like, what would the classes be like?
Rove would be like, "Now, class, time for the quiz on what you've learnt. Laura, you're up first!"
And then the scenario would be like:

Rove: Start the clock. What is the first letter of the alphabet?
Laura: A.
Rove: How many sides does a heptagon have?
Laura: 7.
Rove: What is the longest word with no vowels?
Laura: Rhythm.
Rove: And the last question: Who would you turn gay for?
Laura: Um, I don't know. Damn, I should have studied this. I should've known this question would be on the quiz. Um, I'll say Gabriella Cilmi and Brooke cos they have nice shoes. ^_^
Rove: Well done. You deserve an A+ and here is your $20.

LOL, great scenario, yeah?
Rove would be the best teacher.
^_^

Later, peeps. X]

SAY HI TO YOUR MUM FOR ME!

I watched Rove yesterday.
And Lady GaGa was performing.
Now, I like her song (Just Dance) and everytime it comes on the radio, I'm like, "YAY!" Because it is MUCH better than some of the crap songs radio's play.
But when Lady GaGa was performing LIVE on Rove, it was better.
She makes it really entertaining to watch. ^_^
Also, the things I love segment was pretteh cool too.
Ryan Shelton was all like, "I love making friends... I once made a friend called Becky out of sticks and stones... Becky, if you're watching, I really miss you..."
Ryan is hilarious. I laughed for like a minute after that.
And then Carrie Bickmore's. It was like, "I love how people say, "it's the new black". And I punch them in the eye and say, "like that?"."

And I watched the end of Australian Idol (because that show finished later T_T).
And some chick was being all cute and shy.
Then she came out and sang Hook Me Up by The Veronicas (I know, right) and she did it in a kind of sexy way.
So, the judges were all like, "Um, that didn't suit you.."
And one of the judgesw (I didn't see which one - probably Kyle) said, "It was like Mother Teresa at a lingerie party."
And Gee and Jimmy were like, "Uh, maybe we should ignore that comment..."
Yeah, it scarred me. =[
Not happy, Jan.

On my tombstone, I want an advertisement for Cadbury. Preferably a picture of a gorilla.
And then, everyone will stand near my grave and be like, "Oh, I'll miss Laura. -cough- . Let's all have chocolate to drown our sorrows."
And yeah. X]

GEELONG VS HAWTHORN GRAND FINAL

Hawthorn are winning. :'[
I kinda wanted them to win but then I saw Jimmy's cute face and I was all like, "JIMMY FTW!"
I'd rather see a Sad-Buddy face than a Sad-Jimmy face.
Jimmy's too cute to cry.
And I also don't want Chance Bateman to win. His hairstyle is ridiculous. It is like long dreadlocks and it looks HORRIBLE. He can't win.

And also Jimmy is working harder than Buddy. Jimmy has had more kicks and disposals and what not. ILY, Jimmy, You deserve the Norm Smith medal.

At the Show, I got a Dale Thomas badge.
It looks pretteh.

Did I mention that Dale Thomas won Tool Of The Year?
He did.
And also, on Wednesday, he did a cooking thingy at Crown Casino (I read this on his blog) and guess who won the cook-off?
DALE THOMAS.
Yes, that's right. My boyfriend can cook. ^_^
Which means that I can marry him and there's no pressure on me to cook the dinner. YAY!

This Grand Final is SO annoying.
Bateman just got a free kick. But then Buddy (my ~lovely champion) got a goal. Which made it all better.
Oh, Buddy, why so awful to little Jimmy?

EW. Last freaking quarter. And bloody Hawthorn are winning.
-whinges-
And now the captain (Sam "I-Think-I'm-So-Great" Mitchell) has kicked a goal.
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP KICKING GOALS????

Gosh, there are about 100,000 people at the MCG. ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND!
Whoa.
That's a whole heap of people.
I hate this game. And I'm sure the Geelong supporters hate it EVEN MORE.
How can Geelong win EVERY match ('cept one) but LOSE the Grand Final?
Is that even possible?!?!?!?!

Some Hawthorn guy just sealed the game.
That Hawthorn guy is going to die.
BRB, just going to the MCG to kill some Hawthorn people.

EW. EW. EW. EW. EW. EW.
I hate Hawthorn.
Maybe they should stop being so arrogant.
Jimmy Bartel has NEVER been arrogant.
NEVER.
NEVER.
Never in his whole life has he been arrogant.
Jimmy is the sweetest guy ever.

Oh, look who's going for goal?
It's Jarryd Roughead.
What a surprise.
I hate him.

If Jimmy Bartel doesn't win the Norm Smith medal, I'll kill someone. And it will most likely be Chance Bateman. And his hair. T_T

Some Hawthorn guy is on crutches.
Oh wait - it's Trent Croad.
The drug-addict.

LOL, Geelong kicked a goal.
Never say die, says Tom Lonergan who just kicked a goal.
Oh, Tom. I'm glad you're nice to my little Jimmy.

I'm going to go now.
I'll blog again when I find out who the Norm Smith medallist is.
I could be angry or happy depending on that medallist. ^_^

ANGUS, THONGS AND FULL FRONTAL SNOGGING IS A GOOD BOOK.

So, I have an idea for the semi formal.
I'll come wearing a pair of ~gorgeous red boots (kinda like Gabriella Cilmi's except hers aren't red).
And I'll wear dark-ish jeans (dark blue/navy) and any random top.
Except I don't have any red boots. I'm gonna buy some. Even if I only wear them once.
Yes, I may look hooker-ish but that is part of the plan.
The theme is 'in your wildest dreams' not 'in your normal dreams.'

Anyhoo, I was reading the TV Guide in hope that a good TV show was coming on. (i.e. The Amazing Race, The Mole, Futurama, The Simpsons at 6pm, etc).
And I found something nearly as good. Survivor. Although it is on late at night, the TV Week blogger hopefully will blog about it. Which means, she'll blog more. YAY.

LOL. I had a yummy breakfast this morning.
It was from McDonalds and I had bacon & egg McMuffin AND a hash brown. But the best part was the chocolate shake. Mmm...

I finished the book Town by James Roy.
It was awesome.
Jack is SO funneh.
Same with Angela and Hattie and Jordan. Oh and Jordan's Chemistry teacher.

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader is on tonight.
Rove is pretteh cool.
And the kids are cool too. They are like me when I was in Grade 5. Except they are more energetic and smiley. I was quiet and shy. And also, they have plans to be comedians and astronauts and science-y stuff. I had no plans. I was like Lisa Simpson because I liked maths and english and science and everything except sport but they weren't actual occupations for the future.
I suppose I'm more like Lisa Simpson than those 5th grade kids. Except my daddy wasn't funneh.

Oh wait - speaking of people being funneh, I was reading Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging and Georgia inherited a big nose from her father. So she goes up to her mum, "Why'd you marry dad?" And her mum was like, "He makes me laugh."
And then, Georgia was all like, "Well, Bart Simpson makes me laugh and I'm not going to marry him."
LOL. ILY, Georgia. You're cool like Bella. ^_^
I'm only up to page 70 in that book, though.
Oh and Georgia's friend, Jas, fell in love with a guy called Tom. And Tom goes, "See you later." And Jas was all like, "OMG. He said see you later. OMG. He said see you later. OMG."
And it reminded me of my friend who said hi to the guy she liked and he nodded at her. So my friend was all like, "OMG. He nodded at me. OMG. He nodded at me. OMG."
LOL. She thought that nodding was a marriage proposal. O_O

Anyway, Georgia fell in love with Tom's brother, Robbie.
And Georgia was walking down the street pushing the pram which her sister, Libby, was in.
And Robbie came walking towards them.
So, Georgia says hi. And they chat for awhile.
And then, Libby goes, "Georgia did a big poo in the morning." Right in front of the guy Georgia had a crush on!
I burst out laughing at that part.
Anyway, Robbie was like, "Uh, okayyy."

And yeah. Georgia is pretteh funny.
Oh and at Georgia's school, they have to wear berets. And no one wants to wear berets because it flattens their hair and makes their hair look shit. Oh and they walk past the guy's school every morning so you gotta look pretteh when walking past guys.
So they found a way to wear it so it was hidden. So that the guy's couldn't see it yet the teachers wouldn't tell them off.
Strict school. I wonder what school it reminds me of. Oh yes - my school.
My school don't wear berets but we HAVE to wear our blazers to and from school.
And if you rock up in sports uniform on a non-sports day, you'll get a detention.
Or if you are in the classroom at lunchtime because you are cold outside, you'll get a detention.
Basically, the school is strict. Or maybe the teachers need company when they stay after school. Teachers at my school SRSLY need a life.
I mean, my Biology class has to come in to school DURING the holidays. Don't the teachers have better things to do? Like, getting drunk at parties, taking drugs and going to strip clubs.

Anyway, enough talk about teachers.
The BUDDY AND JIMMY SHOW is on Saturday.
I want Buddy to win because Jimmy had his glory last year.
I'm going now. Later, peeps.
Don't forget to party like it's 1989!

I WANT RED SHOES

Yesterday, I turned on the TV to watch the Brownlow and Australian Idol was still on.
And some girl was singing so I presume she had been eliminated.
This girl had brown hair and a pretteh face.
Oh and she was wearing RED boots. Kinda like Gabriella Cilmi's but they were RED.
Anyhoo, my point is that this girl was the spitting image of Gabriella Cilmi. The only difference was the girl looked younger yet she must have been older to be on Australian Idol.
Also, this girl was really sweet and she made the other contestants cry because the song went, "ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU." And this girl sang that line whilst looking at her fellow contestants. Well, the camera was mainly on a Casey-Donovan-lookalike and she was bawling her eyes out.

Anyway, I want a pair of red boots. And a pair of red skinny leg jeans.
Oh and the girl's name was Brooke which depressed me slightly because now there are NO Brookes left in that stupid competition.

I'll just continue watching reality TV shows like Survivor, The Mole and The Amazing Race where the fate of the contestants isn't in the audience's hands.

Anyhoo, I also watched the Brownlow.
I was excited at the start because my little Jimmy Bartel was a favourite to win.
LOL, it was kinda funneh when Andy Demetriou read out Round 2 results instead of Round 1. And then he read out Round 22. Y SO FUNNEH, ANDY?
Anyway, the Brownlow was pretty crap because the umpires didn't give many points to Jimmy. And Simon Black was winning for like the whole time and I don't like him because he is a Brisbane Lions player.
I was going for Dane Swan, Jimmy Bartel and teh wonderful Richo who nearly won.
Before they started the Brownlow, the camera went around to all the favourites who could win the Brownlow medal. And when the camera showed Richo, Richo stuck something up so that they couldn't see his face. And I was like, "LOLDUDE. That's what I do. ^_^"

It would have been nice for Richo to win. His team are ALWAYS in ninth position so he hasn't made the finals for AGES.
Richo can't help it that his team suck.

But no, Adam Cooney won. I was kinda glad he won instead of Simon Black. But I really wanted Jimmy to win because that's what I predicted.
So yeah. Horrible night for me because Brooke with her gorgeous red shoes left Australain Idol (I don't even watch that show anyway) and Jimmy Bartel, Dane Swan or Richo didn't win the Brownlow. I blame the umpires. Especially that number 17.

I'm going to go now.
Later, peeps.

CELEBRITY PROFILE: LUKE PRITCHARD

Full Name: Luke Pritchard

AKA: Sam Teh Lovable Hobbit, Lukey, etc

D.O.B: 2nd March 1985 (age 23)

Signifigant Achievements: Being in the band, The Kooks. They have two albums out - the current one is called Konk. Luke is the lead singer.

Not-so-significant Achievements: Nothing at all.

Stalker Rating: Moderately High. The chicks (like me) would find adorable and unignorable. I'm sure there are chicks out there who want his babies but not me.

"How can I become one of the said stalkers?": Check out his album, Konk, and keep updated for when he and his band go on tour. Also, check out the band's myspace, wikipedia page and his band's own website.

Other (un)Nessecary Information: Luke is a British kid meaning his accent is teh coolest. He developed a speech impediment as a child. He is notoriously humble on the stage and the songs on the Kooks' first album are written about his girlfriend, Katie Melua.
Photographic Evidence:

He is kinda cute, don't ya think?

GRAND FINAL: BUDDY VS JIMMY

The Grand Final is on Channel 7 on Saturday.
And Geelong will be playing Hawthorn.
It is like Jimmy Bartel VS Buddy Franklin. The winner shall be showered in love by me and the loser shall be burnt at a stake. Actually, I just realised I could never burn Jimmy or Buddeh. They are too special and funneh. And in Jimmy's case, gay. (I don't care if Jimmy has a Danish girlfriend - guys who bring ~guys to the Brownlow are gay or just weird).

Anyhoo, if I were a guy and I played football, I'd bring a guy to the Brownlow.
And everyone would be like, "That's different."
And I'd be like, "Uh huh."
I'd probably take Dale Thomas or Sam Teh Lovable Hobbit (Luke from the Kooks) to the Brownlow.
Speaking of Luke, he was on Video Hits this morning. Ah, good times.